[11/28/2016] Rabidly delusional Phil taunts Kiwis to murder him - I mean we're getting to it, calm the fuck down

[Peace and Harmony]

@Bones you're a fucking madman

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's desperate for us to participate in his game.....because without this accumulation of toy weapons and his nightwatch, what is he?

A lonely, useless, bored troon. He doesn't make a good woman, or a good man, or a good revolutionary. He fits right in with this generation of manufactured outrage, but even among them his provoking is a bit unsightly.

What a joke.

 

[SP 199]

Calm down Phil, you're not important enough to kill yet

 

[Football Meatlong]

That would require them to leave the basement.

I need a ton of weapons because Kiwi Farms is going to invade my house!

 

[Collections Agent]

Little does Phil know we get our top secret kill orders in a private thread from @Dynastia and @Smutley themselves.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Bounce and squeak, Phil. Bounce and squeak.

 

[Taily Puff]

Jesus Christ.

At this point I honestly hope someone kicks in his door and beats him to death with his own tranny bat for his own sake, just so he can stop getting blue balled on his violent fantasies and finally blow his tranny murder load.

 

[Hyperion]

Why bother killing Phil when his vast intake of fat laden dairy products will do it soon enough?

 

[Axiom]

Jesus Christ.

At this point I honestly hope someone kicks in his door and beats him to death with his own tranny bat for his own sake, just so he can stop getting blue balled on his violent fantasies and finally blow his tranny murder load.

Tranny Murder Load would be a good name for a rock band.

 

[The Man With No Name]

If somebody unexpectedly knocked on Phil's door, his arterial plaque-laden heart would seize up.

 

[Bassomatic]

We knew Phil spent all his time keeping track of himself but now he's sunk to following other cows? I think he's probably more active on the farms than 95% of us.

 

[4Macie]

So we are crazed murders who never leave their basement....

We got some serious skills guys.

 

[Ruin]

I'm almost positive Phil beats his nub to home invasion power fantasies.

 

[King_Scrotus]

This is all just his equivalent of " I'm not touching you!" He wants so, so bad for us to validate him for all his allies.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

We keep trying to leave our basements, Phil.

Your stench keeps driving us back down.

 

[An Ghost]

It's nice to see he's keeping up to date on all the happenings in other threads even though he doesn't believe any of the truth being posted. Too bad his autism doesn't let him detect sarcasm.
Die Phil.

 

[Smutley]

It's nice to see he's keeping up to date on all the happenings in other threads even though he doesn't believe any of the truth being posted. Too bad his autism doesn't let him detect sarcasm.
Die Phil.

Phil loitered for hours inside a bondage coffee shop because @CatParty told him he was going to meet him for an IRL fite out front of it. He very much can't detect sarcasm and it leads to all kinds of hilarity if you can get him worked up.

 

[Ruin]

Phil loitered for hours inside a bondage coffee shop because @CatParty told him he was going to meet him for an IRL fite out front of it. He very much can't detect sarcasm and it leads to all kinds of hilarity if you can get him worked up.

Bondage coffee shops exist? Portland is a very strange place.

 

[CatParty]

Bondage coffee shops exist? Portland is a very strange place.

its in sf

 

[Henry Bemis]

Bondage coffee shops exist? Portland is a very strange place.

Getting it whipped doesn't refer to the cream, apparently.