11/3/2015 Friends of Christine General Thread -

[Thetan]

I thought it might be fun to collect some of the threads from the friends page. Post anything that isn't directly related to Phil's current activities here.

 

[Hyperion]

I thought it might be fun to collect some of the threads from the friends page. Post anything that isn't directly related to Phil's current activities here.

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That dirt mustache actually makes him look semi-hispanic. Too bad that picture was taken 50 pounds and dozens of blocks of cheese ago.

 

[Thetan]

Spoiler: Detail

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

 

[Pillow]

This is silly.

 

[Splendid]

This is silly.

This is legitimate content.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Like the Pristine Christine would ever marry that Latinx pickle!

 

[Thetan]

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Slow clap for this master class in advanced level trolling.

 

[AnOminous]

This is silly.

This is top shelf cocks.

 

[Thetan]

 

[Adamska]

Slow clap for this master class in advanced level trolling.

Eh, only if Phil starts tarding out IMO. Though it probably is making him scream about how he's somehow better than Christine; in spite of all evidence laughing at the notion now.

 

[melty]

I don't know what's going on but all this liquid Phil stuff is stupid. Literally Kirby tier.

 

[Rin]

I don't know what's going on but all this liquid Phil stuff is stupid. Literally Kirby tier.

Yeah, I get that some people argue that it's good trolling as long as it provokes a reaction, but it's so repetitive. Like, they all do the exact same thing and Phil responds in the exact same way every time. Plus, most of it just steals all the best jokes from the Farms instead of coming up with their own material. People just get into it because it increases the amount of people who laugh at their photoshops.

 

[Thetan]

Yeah, I get that some people argue that it's good trolling as long as it provokes a reaction, but it's so repetitive. Like, they all do the exact same thing and Phil responds in the exact same way every time. Plus, most of it just steals all the best jokes from the Farms instead of coming up with their own material. People just get into it because it increases the amount of people who laugh at their photoshops.

I think people will continue with the liquid Phil stuff as long as he keep reacting. (Phil is predictable, if nothing else.)

Some of his posts make it seem like he's actually looking forward to getting up and starting his day by finding one of these pages. It really is pathetic if this is the high point of his day.

Then again, maybe I'm reading too much into this

And at Phil telling other people that ***they*** need to find more constructive uses for their time.


Case in point:

 

[Rin]

I think people will continue with the liquid Phil stuff as long as he keep reacting. (Phil is predictable, if nothing else.)

Some of his posts make it seem like he's actually looking forward to getting up and starting his day by finding one of these pages. It really is pathetic if this is the high point of his day.

Then again, maybe I'm reading too much into this

I think Phil enjoys being attacked by people that he can easily demonize. In his mind, it legitimizes him as a member of an oppressed minority. So of course he's going to respond to obvious troll pages that insult or mock him, even if they also call him out on actual problems, because he can farm them for asspats. Then the people making the pages get attention, too. It's like some kind of symbiotic relationship.

Personally, I think it would be more interesting to see him respond to a fake page that had a slim but nonzero chance of actually being legitimate, especially if whoever was behind it could turn Phil's own rhetoric against him. It might actually get an interesting response out of him.

 

[Thetan]

I think Phil enjoys being attacked by people that he can easily demonize. In his mind, it legitimizes him as a member of an oppressed minority. So of course he's going to respond to obvious troll pages that insult or mock him, even if they also call him out on actual problems, because he can farm them for asspats. Then the people making the pages get attention, too. It's like some kind of symbiotic relationship.

Personally, I think it would be more interesting to see him respond to a fake page that had a slim but nonzero chance of actually being legitimate, especially if whoever was behind it could turn Phil's own rhetoric against him. It might actually get an interesting response out of him.

I agree, but I think that Phil, given his narcissism, his huge ego, and general delusion would assume that any page critical of him had to be a troll page. Phil has totally bought into the me against the world thing.

 

[Rin]

I agree, but I think that Phil, given his narcissism, his huge ego, and general delusion would assume that any page critical of him had to be a troll page. Phil has totally bought into the me against the world thing.

Oh yeah, he would, but I want to see how he'd justify attacking them. Seeing him get in trouble with his army of asspatters would be entertaining. We've seen hints of that in his hateboner for Chris, but it'd be fun to explore it further.

 

[Mogambo]

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I don't know, the original was already horrifying enough. 'I drink boy tears' made him sound like a pedofork. Granted he was obsessed with Yaoi, probably still is for all we know...

 

[OtterParty]

I don't know what's going on but all this liquid Phil stuff is stupid. Literally Kirby tier.

Some of them are amusing. That photo of him scarfing the giant block of cheese is the best. The rest seem more angry than teasing.l, the stuff pointing out his hypocrisy in particular. 6/10. Some hits, some misses, could have potential if the contributors were less salty about it.