Containment 11/30/2016 - Patreon Announcement And Megathread - Chris Begs for More Money

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Mariposa Electrique

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Chris feels old as opposed to feeling insane.

Here is the video in question...something about an animated character named Doopie DoOver asking for funds through their paetreon.
Maybe Chris will rip off the animated character and claim she is the spittin' image of himself.

01/04/2017 Chris assures that he respects his fans
 
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The Master

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I usually make a snarky comment here, but I can do nothing but be disappointed. If he gets a Patreon, he might excite some people into thinking that Sonichu might resume. However, I think most of us here know that that's not going to happen most likely.

EDIT: Made less autistic sounding
 

Field Marshal Crappenberg

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If I was utterly devoid of empathy, reason, and self-control and I was a pariah for those reasons, I would feel old at his age as well. He's a self-serving and greedy fuck, so I don't pity him for his predicament.

I'm sure he knows that people who use Patreon have to provide reasons for people to pledge money. If he actually did open one and promised things, when he inevitably stops (or doesn't even start) providing what he promised people, Patreon won't give a fuck if he's tired and depressed because of them damned dirty trolls.

Also, hahaha, he's such a lazy fat fuck that he can't even be bothered to find and link the post he alluded to explaining his cause for lack of productivity. He just tells us "scroll down to find it". Good lord, he's so lazy it's difficult to fathom.
 

thismanlies

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That answers an old question I had when it came to why the fuck he wouldn't use Patreon. But if you look at DSP's rewards, he wants 20 bucks just to answer questions from his fans. The least Chris could do is shit out some Youtube videos and people like Waterman will throw money at him like a stripper in a titty bar.
 

Marvin

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I'm sure he knows that people who use Patreon have to provide reasons for people to pledge money. If he actually did open one and promised things, when he inevitably stops (or doesn't even start) providing what he promised people, Patreon won't give a fuck if he's tired and depressed because of them damned dirty trolls.
Patreon pretty much doesn't have any rules about that sort of thing. Enforcing any patreon rewards is entirely in the hands of the creators.

It's not like Kickstarter where if you don't fulfill your side of things, there are consequences.
 

Field Marshal Crappenberg

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Patreon pretty much doesn't have any rules about that sort of thing. Enforcing any patreon rewards is entirely in the hands of the creators.

It's not like Kickstarter where if you don't fulfill your side of things, there are consequences.

So if he refused to deliver on his promises and people complained to Patreon, they wouldn't do anything? Either way, Chris is correct in the sense that if he doesn't promise things, people won't pledge to it. He knows he's too lazy and useless to uphold any conditions at all, and in a rare moment of lucidity he has admitted this to the world.
 
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