Containment 11/30/2016 - Patreon Announcement And Megathread - Chris Begs for More Money

[Mariposa Electrique]

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122

Chris feels old as opposed to feeling insane.

Here is the video in question...something about an animated character named Doopie DoOver asking for funds through their paetreon.
Maybe Chris will rip off the animated character and claim she is the spittin' image of himself.

01/04/2017 Chris assures that he respects his fans

 

[AA 102]

It's because you're lazy, Chris.

 

[The Master]

I usually make a snarky comment here, but I can do nothing but be disappointed. If he gets a Patreon, he might excite some people into thinking that Sonichu might resume. However, I think most of us here know that that's not going to happen most likely.

EDIT: Made less autistic sounding

 

[Hyperion]

Lol its because Lego sets dont count as gifts

 

[Bassomatic]

Chris claims he doesn't like getting something for nothing.

Now that is rich!

 

[Arkangel]

At least he's honest with himself in that he won't do patreon because it's literally too hard for him.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

This is actually pretty responsible by Chris standards insofar as he's admitting his limitations and acknowledging that people expect something in return, it's just a shame that it took him pissing away thousands of peoples' dollars for him to learn this lesson.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris, you are completely able to give people things in response to Patreon donations, you just don't want to.

 

[cahoots]

If you give a Christian Chandler a Paetreon for work, it will ask for more with no work.



The end.

 

[The Dude]

It's hard to offer gifts and previews when you have absolutely no intention of actually doing any work and just want money for free.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

If chris got a paetron maybe he'd stop it with the fucking begging videos

 

[Jack Awful]

If chris got a paetron maybe he'd stop it with the fucking begging videos

He'd at the very least beg for people to donate to it, possibly in adition to direct Paypal payments.

 

[Milktheturtle]

Thing is,he could get money with that shit but like people said,he's too dumb and lazy for it.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He has already been literally begging for money, and still acts like it's a business with something in return for the other guy.

 

[Field Marshal Crappenberg]

If I was utterly devoid of empathy, reason, and self-control and I was a pariah for those reasons, I would feel old at his age as well. He's a self-serving and greedy fuck, so I don't pity him for his predicament.

I'm sure he knows that people who use Patreon have to provide reasons for people to pledge money. If he actually did open one and promised things, when he inevitably stops (or doesn't even start) providing what he promised people, Patreon won't give a fuck if he's tired and depressed because of them damned dirty trolls.

Also, hahaha, he's such a lazy fat fuck that he can't even be bothered to find and link the post he alluded to explaining his cause for lack of productivity. He just tells us "scroll down to find it". Good lord, he's so lazy it's difficult to fathom.

 

[thismanlies]

That answers an old question I had when it came to why the fuck he wouldn't use Patreon. But if you look at DSP's rewards, he wants 20 bucks just to answer questions from his fans. The least Chris could do is shit out some Youtube videos and people like Waterman will throw money at him like a stripper in a titty bar.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Chris just has those winter blues, I guess Except his last almost all year so.

 

[Marvin]

I'm sure he knows that people who use Patreon have to provide reasons for people to pledge money. If he actually did open one and promised things, when he inevitably stops (or doesn't even start) providing what he promised people, Patreon won't give a fuck if he's tired and depressed because of them damned dirty trolls.

Patreon pretty much doesn't have any rules about that sort of thing. Enforcing any patreon rewards is entirely in the hands of the creators.

It's not like Kickstarter where if you don't fulfill your side of things, there are consequences.

 

[Field Marshal Crappenberg]

Patreon pretty much doesn't have any rules about that sort of thing. Enforcing any patreon rewards is entirely in the hands of the creators.

It's not like Kickstarter where if you don't fulfill your side of things, there are consequences.

So if he refused to deliver on his promises and people complained to Patreon, they wouldn't do anything? Either way, Chris is correct in the sense that if he doesn't promise things, people won't pledge to it. He knows he's too lazy and useless to uphold any conditions at all, and in a rare moment of lucidity he has admitted this to the world.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Some of you guys are giving Chris too much credit. He's not acknowledging his limitations. He's just refusing to do the work and implicitly blaming trolls for his lack of motivation.