no don't you see? he needs two baseball bats and also guns. lots of guns.People laugh at his stupid Facebook updates and someone mailed him a potato: clearly home invasion is the next logical step in this program of harassment.
A potato with his face on it. That he stabbed. And he claims to be a witch. So perhaps he's worried that he accidentally voodoo'ed himself?The fact that he genuinely believes that he's important enough to merit actual harassment is hilarious. Phil's unwarranted self-importance index has always been high, but asserting that C.I.S. agents actually pose a threat to his physical security is still pretty funny. People laugh at his stupid Facebook updates and someone mailed him a potato: clearly home invasion is the next logical step in this program of harassment.
Move to Mexico then. Why go just to California?
Seriously, this. I had lunch today maybe five blocks away from Phil's prowling limits in Oakland because it actually IS where the Mexicans hang out (great food, had a chance to use my abominable SoCal Spanglish) hmmmmm, Mexican Services (an advocacy organization dealing specifically in Hispanic health, legal and financial issues that he's never mentioned) across the street, dozens of businesses with signage completely in Spanish, Botanicas (which I'm sure he doesn't know about because he already knows how to build his afrenda -- he doesn't, btw) and not a Phil in sight. Why? Because any single patron in that restaurant would have curb stomped him and the Chica's would've started it. It was a really nice day.And be around actual Mexicans? Phil would shit himself in terror.