11/7/2015 - My Dinner With Watermelon

[Alec Benson Leary]

Eh, no, Watermelon is a lolcow. Conversations with lolcows are considered content, not valid private conversations that you'd have with normal members.

Yeah, he knew what he was getting into, or should have.

Also keep in mind that he was basically just continuing what was already a public discussion, it only transitioned to PMs because he got himself threadbanned.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Sorry for voicing an opinion that deviates from approved groupthink, but I have to agree with Billy. I also don't like how you post your private conversation with him here in order to garner support from your internet friends, Alec. It's a tacit admission of your insecurity.

Furthermore, you're all being silly for getting so worked up about this trivial nonsense.

Now the hive mind can start tearing me apart and calling me names before I get banned.

i know i'm a bit late to the party but this whole thing can't really be looked at in a black or white manner; there aren't winners in this game but there sure are losers. i don't think waterboy's an idiot, moreso that he's a clown who put himself out there knowing full well what's gonna happen when he provided fuel for the fire. i don't know what insecurity has to do with this but i don't know the whole story. not really a whole lot to agree with in the first place, seems to me like alec is just posting another pice of the autistic puzzle.

 

[AnOminous]

i don't think waterboy's an idiot, moreso that he's a clown who put himself out there knowing full well what's gonna happen when he provided fuel for the fire.

How is doing that not being an idiot?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

How is doing that not being an idiot?

fuck, idunno. good point.
by not being an idiot i mean he's able to put his pants on by himself, but i'm giving him too much credit.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^Why would he put pants on at all when he has no job or school to go to?

 

[Ray Streip]

Why would he put pants on at all when he has no job or school to go to?

To run 3.1 miles in under 25 minutes, duh.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

This is from a comment thread on one of Gloria's pictures, but somehow I thought it would be better to post this autistic exchange here.

@VikingBoyBilly You need help, badly.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

IT'S NOT A FEDORA IS HARRY POTTER! I HAVE A TRANSCRIPT!

 

[Sperglord Dante]

*tips pointy harry potter hat*

 

[Purple Man]

I'm more concerned in what did he actually win.
Lifetime supply of autism?
New fancy fedora?
More water to go in his head?
Maradona's autographed photo?
Butthurt cream?

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

Hey, hey, hey. Look. Aren't we being a little harsh on him? I mean, we're talking about a man who's devoted years of his life reading fanfiction to better understand the human psyche. Can't we just appreciate his contributions to mankind an-BAAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't even finish.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I'm honestly of the opinion that Watermelon walked away from that exchange thinking that he'd "won". Good job, buddy - you made some stranger mildly irritated for a few minutes in exchange for looking like a retarded sped for all eternity.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

This is from a comment thread on one of Gloria's pictures, but somehow I thought it would be better to post this autistic exchange here.

@VikingBoyBilly You need help, badly.

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To be fair, Hogosha is also very autistic.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

To be fair, Hogosha is also very autistic.

I mean they're all commenting on Tesch's facebook looking for validation. All have to be on the spectrum in some way. That or thirsty as fuck.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Good job, buddy - you made some stranger mildly irritated for a few minutes

His life really must be empty. Even Chris has his little eBay business.

 

[GolgoXIII]

So..Gloria is to Waterboy as Megan was to Chris?

 

[Ray Streip]

The more I see, the more I'm convinced Watermelon is a "grown-up" Ralph Wiggum (let's face it, he hasn't exactly made much progress):

It's hard not to read things in Ralph's voice and picturing Watermelon being Ralph when you look at anything from the two

 

[Clown Doll]

So..Gloria is to Waterboy as Megan was to Chris?

Reaching. Chris actually was, for a time someone who was mildly interesting to Megan as a friend and got non-sexual affection from her. Gloria to Waterboy is more like Chris to Kengle, if you think about it.

 

[Hyperion]

Watermelon sure did pee-own... what the fuck kind of name is "Hogosha"

 

[DrJoshii]

That bit about him being so proud of running 3 miles in 25 mins cracked me up. Especially since he had been training all year just to be so proud of that result.

Goodness gracious I don't know how you could stand to entertain this dude.

3 miles 25 min is actually pretty impressive.