11/7/2015 - My Dinner With Watermelon

[Alec Benson Leary]

3 miles 25 min is actually pretty impressive.

No it's not. It's a perfectly ordinary time for any average person if they just practice running a bit. What's sad is that waterman wanted credit for it the same way Chris wanted credit for mowing the lawn.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Watermelon sure did pee-own... what the fuck kind of name is "Hogosha"

Appropriately, it sounds like someone from a Harry Potter fan fic.

 

[Ian Brandon Anderson]

How old is water?
I could honestly see like, middle-schooler me putting that much effort into an argument on the internet; the pretentiousness just reeks of teen edginess.

Christ Alec, how dare you exist? You are clearly hampering this man's ability to live his daily life by doing so.

 

[DrJoshii]

No it's not. It's a perfectly ordinary time for any average person if they just practice running a bit. What's sad is that waterman wanted credit for it the same way Chris wanted credit for mowing the lawn.

3 miles is how much a high school cross country team runs and 9~10 min is the average mile run time in USA.

But whatever, if you're unimpressed that your deal.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^All I'm saying is, maybe he should put a little less pride in being able to run, and a little more effort into not being such a loser in general.

 

[BreakYouDead]

How do we know that this guy is not Chris?

 

[YumonStudios]

How do we know that this guy is not Chris?

He's somewhat less autistic, for one.

 

[Purple Man]

He's somewhat less autistic, for one.

Objection.
While you can compare one's egos, judging by their behaviour and ambitions, comparing autism is near impossible.
It's a bit more like terra incognita - you may be able to map some of it, but most of it escapes our perception. It's like trying to describe non-euclidean shapes.
Oh yes, you can try comparing shit Chris did to Waterhead's sperging out, but we have a lot more of information on our autistic hero, than on Waterstain.
For what we know, Waterfoutain might be even more crippled by autism, but he appears more normal on-line.

 

[Marvin]

Objection.
While you can compare one's egos, judging by their behaviour and ambitions, comparing autism is near impossible.
It's a bit more like terra incognita - you may be able to map some of it, but most of it escapes our perception. It's like trying to describe non-euclidean shapes.
Oh yes, you can try comparing shit Chris did to Waterhead's sperging out, but we have a lot more of information on our autistic hero, than on Waterstain.
For what we know, Waterfoutain might be even more crippled by autism, but he appears more normal on-line.

Very questionable.

Our extensive knowledge of Chris explains his behavior as being a result of circumstances or poor upbringing. We understand why Chris does the things he does.

Watermelon's just insane.

 

[Purple Man]

Watermelon's just insane.

That we can say for sure, without a shadow of a doubt.

That said, we have little to no knowledge about Waterslide's background. Maybe by having more info we could determine the causes? That's why I said "for what we know". His cringeworthy trolling attempts and his obsession with Chris show some worrying signs.
Plus, he wants to make a name for himself, in the community that doesn't like namefags, thus walking a bright road into being a lolcow.

Too bad I don't care that much about him to delve into what made him tick, really.

 

[Le Bateleur]

No it's not. It's a perfectly ordinary time for any average person if they just practice running a bit. What's sad is that waterman wanted credit for it the same way Chris wanted credit for mowing the lawn.

He's almost three times faster than Kacey, though. She took more than an hour to run 5km, which is just over 3 miles.

 

[Reverend_Lovejoy]

He's almost three times faster than Kacey, though. She took more than an hour to run 5km, which is just over 3 miles.

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Sounds about right.

 

[AnOminous]

He's almost three times faster than Kacey, though. She took more than an hour to run 5km, which is just over 3 miles.

That's not running. Less than three miles per hour is not even a brisk walk. It is a leisurely stroll.

ETA: Average human walking speed is 3.1 mph.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking#Difference_from_running

 

[Le Bateleur]

That's not running. Less than three miles per hour is not even a brisk walk. It is a leisurely stroll.

Yep. There was a separate category for people pushing baby strollers - all of whom were faster than Kacey. She was also slower than both a 3-year-old girl and a 71-year-old man.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He's almost three times faster than Kacey, though. She took more than an hour to run 5km, which is just over 3 miles.

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Maybe she just got confused about the type of marathon.

#britfagofacertainage

 

[Sperg_girl]

This guy is clearly desperately insecure. This was actually hard to read because of how irritating he is. It sounds like this chris stuff Is his life and he's assuming it's yours and competing with you on things no normal human cares about.

 

[YumonStudios]

He's almost three times faster than Kacey, though. She took more than an hour to run 5km, which is just over 3 miles.

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Wow, she really does look like Tomgirl Chris, in a way...

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

This guy is clearly desperately insecure. This was actually hard to read because of how irritating he is. It sounds like this chris stuff Is his life and he's assuming it's yours and competing with you on things no normal human cares about.

All Watermelon is doing is trying to get his 15 minutes of fame on the CWC train, troll or not, reasoning aside, all he sees is an opportunity for attention and is running with it.

 

[Sammy]

All Watermelon is doing is trying to get his 15 minutes of fame on the CWC train, troll or not, reasoning aside, all he sees is an opportunity for attention and is running with it.

Too bad he can't see through his 'tism that getting this type of attention is not a thing to be proud of. He'd be better off if he just stuck to running.

 

[YumonStudios]

He takes pride in the fact he used two words instead of one when I asked him how he feels about the Kiwis here.

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