11/7/2015 - My Dinner With Watermelon

[Purple Man]

Oh, look, Waterpiss is a fag. Like we didn't know that already.
I know it's 15th page already, but people, please, don't ween and just ignore Waterfag, he's not worth your effort and each comment about him here makes him masturbate furiously.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

One of the strangest parts of Chris is the even stranger collection of people who idolize him. The ones who cannot even claim internet infamy. The ones that Chris is actually much more well adjusted than. Hello, Watermelon!

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Oh, look, Waterpiss is a fag. Like we didn't know that already.
I know it's 15th page already, but people, please, don't ween and just ignore Waterfag, he's not worth your effort and each comment about him here makes him masturbate furiously.

I get what you're saying, but...

What's funnier? The idea that five years from now he'll be off improving his life because he didn't get what he wanted from us? Or the idea that his idea of how to approach a girl will always be "wanna see the internet forum that makes fun of me?" because he'll never learn that having our infamy on his head isn't something to be proud of? I vote the latter.

 

[Dr.Research]

Claiming to get insight into the human psyche from fanfiction is one of the saddest things I've heard in a long time

EDIT: And why do these types of people assume everyone is butthurt over Null and gunning for this authority?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Claiming to get insight into the human psyche from fanfiction is one of the saddest things I've heard in a long time

It's the equivalent of a 14 year old boy who thinks he'd make a kick-ass soldier in real life because he's good at playing Halo.

 

[WilhelmIIofPrussia]

You think Chris is this unique oddity, but the truth is he is the apex of typical... They write to live unhinged in their own fantasy world, and you can only see the full scope of their worldview from analyzing their fiction... Everyone is Chris. Yet they're all so unique. Fanfiction is a window into the most honest common human desires inside a medley of alien planets that is the way they see the world.

Wow... there's a fucking gem right there, I wonder if he'll let me quote him?
He's the next Hannibal Lecter and you'd better be amazed you came out alive, Alec.

 

[theCWCandtheDead]

How long until watermelon comes out as a transgender?
It seems to be in vogue with tism-tards at the moment.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

I can imagine Water ripping out clumps of his greasy mullet in a rage over the fact he's not going to win this argument. And boy, does it make me smile.

 

[Zarkov]

I know I'm late but for some reasons Watermelon's replies really reminded me of Riddler from the Arkham games. Same tendency to go off the rails and stroke his ego, textwalls consisting almost entirely of self-agrandizing speeches and "subtle" insults and the whole piece carries a smug, obnoxious tone.

Chris almighty, I'm such a nerd...

 

[Marvin]

I know I'm late but for some reasons Watermelon's replies really reminded me of Riddler from the Arkham games. Same tendency to go off the rails and stroke his ego, textwalls consisting almost entirely of self-agrandizing speeches and "subtle" insults and the whole piece carries a smug, obnoxious tone.

That's pretty much what he's going for.

 

[crayolasword]

Ssshh!! Don't tell anyone.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

That's pretty much what he's going for.

Yeah, he loves the idea that people should marvel at his nefarious geinus.

 

[GypsyBard]

oh god my sides
the deeper i look the funnier it gets

 

[Picklemaker]

Looking at his "I am the Administrator Who Must Not Be Named" faceplant, I'm reminded of other attempts I've seen (including a few of my own SA Let's Play threads) to create all-in-fun mood or character impressions that completely fail due to misreading the audience. In Watermelon's case it's because of :autism:, but those moments happen to every "social writer" who steps outside their style or genera. It's kill-me-now embarrassing.
That having been said... I'm under the impression he actually expected people to take him seriously. Can anyone confirm or deny this?

 

[picklehaube]

Even though I'm posting this from my name, you cannot use my name. LOGIC!

 

[Marvin]

Yeah, he loves the idea that people should marvel at his nefarious geinus.

Y'know, in retrospect, Watermelon would've made a great Asperchu character.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Yeah, he loves the idea that people should marvel at his nefarious geinus.

Transcripts...BWHAHAHAHA

Behold and despair--THE POWER OF ALGERBRA II/TRIG!

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, he loves the idea that people should marvel at his nefarious geinus.

He'll have to settle for shocked by his astounding autism.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Y'know, in retrospect, Watermelon would've made a great Asperchu character.

I'm imagining how I would draw him if I sat down and tried.

They image in my head is not forgiving.

 

[FreeBitch]

I have no idea how you guys have metadrama like this and I've been lurking for fucking ages. Anyways, I think it's fucking hilarious that he actually says Chris is a she and calls him Christine. Just fuck my shit up fam, that's hilarious.