11/7/2015 - My Dinner With Watermelon

[That Guy]

So basically all I'm seeing here is a sperg fight with walls of text that I don't have time to read.

Alec if you're so desperate to prove that you're better than Melon then maybe it would be a good idea to be more concise rather than sperg for dozens of paragraphs? You're beginning to sound more autistic than Waterman.

 

[exball]

So waterhead is retarded. What an unexpected twist that nobody saw coming.

 

[blackie toy]

We could be friends, Alec. We're both trolls, after all;

"We're not so different, you and I."

Fucking villains.

 

[Clown Doll]

So basically all I'm seeing here is a sperg fight with walls of text that I don't have time to read.

You can choose not to.

 

[wheat pasta]

Fucl you, you s'phtty garg.

Anyone want to have a guess as to what the fuck that's supposed to mean?

 

[JU 199]

So basically all I'm seeing here is a sperg fight with walls of text that I don't have time to read.

Alec if you're so desperate to prove that you're better than Melon then maybe it would be a good idea to be more concise rather than sperg for dozens of paragraphs? You're beginning to sound more autistic than Waterman.

tl;dr

 

[Lalala]

Anyone want to have a guess as to what the fuck that's supposed to mean?

I initally thought it was bastardised scotch and that Waterhead was about to start calling people gadgie loving bawbags.

 

[Boxy Brown]

So basically all I'm seeing here is a sperg fight with walls of text that I don't have time to read.

Alec if you're so desperate to prove that you're better than Melon then maybe it would be a good idea to be more concise rather than sperg for dozens of paragraphs? You're beginning to sound more autistic than Waterman.

~translator's note: I don't read them words too good, gib funny pictures

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

Reading Sonic fan fiction to gain insight into the human condition. I never knew people were deliberately autistic before.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

And to think you actually respected him.

I respected him because I didn't know much about him and had some inaccurate ideas about him.

The man has revealed his true nature: he is an all-star athlete, scholar, and philanthropist, who chimps out when he doesn't have the adulation of a lolcow forum a bunch of meanies on the internet.

 

[gophergoober]

Everyone is Chris. Yet they're all so unique. Fanfiction is a window into the most honest common human desires inside a medley of alien planets that is the way they see the world.

I dedicated years to studying the human psyche through critique of bad fiction. Take it from me: if you haven't read Sonichu, you don't know Chris. It's the biggest part of who he is

well this is a deep quote, I guess when you spend years dedicating yourself to looking into windows of other peoples melodies of aliens planets you see the face of Sonichu and become one with CWC.

 

[meatslab]

That bit about him being so proud of running 3 miles in 25 mins cracked me up. Especially since he had been training all year just to be so proud of that result.

Goodness gracious I don't know how you could stand to entertain this dude.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

That's why it's taking me so long to write my Ed Edd'n Eddy crossover fic; her drivel takes years to research.

My mind literally slammed on the breaks when I read that. I'm only four sentences in.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Trained psychologists are amateurs compared to this guy.

Irrelevant theories from autistic fan-fiction- that's how you break into the pro league

Obviously you missed the absolutely

part where he successfully proves that all authors are Chris because every single one writes Mary Sue fiction based entirely on themselves. Notice the amount of times he brings up that wise sage Stephanie Meyer as an example and never bothers to mention such lowlifes as Eugene O'Neil, Voltaire or Anton Chekhov. No, Stephanie Meyer is the pinnacle of literature and all must bow to her genius.

Watermelon is truly an intellect to be feared.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

That bit about him being so proud of running 3 miles in 25 mins cracked me up. Especially since he had been training all year just to be so proud of that result.

Waterman even mowed the lawn once.

 

[HG 400]

I think waterman has autism.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I still wish Asperchu continued. That airship Princess Julie had was fascinating.

That actually was what inspired me to give Jason, the main villain in my fanfic, an airship.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I learned a lot about human nature from looking at fanfiction.

@Alec Benson Leary How can you handle these levels of autism? Is this your super power?

 

[Boxy Brown]

That actually was what inspired me to give Jason, the main villain in my fanfic, an airship.

...are you for real?

 

[JU 199]

@Alec Benson Leary How can you handle these levels of autism? Is this your super power?

Eventually you just become numb to it...

Oh god