11/7/2015 - My Dinner With Watermelon

[Alex Krycek]

What I'm taking away from this is that Waterman has the potential to be the next Robert Wayne Stiles. He thinks he's some epic troll who's better than everyone or that people aren't smart enough to understand his elaborate plans, when in fact he's just as spergy as the spergs he spergs over.

 

[wheat pasta]

Waterman even mowed the lawn once.

Next you'll be telling me he stands up to play git-tar!

 

[JU 199]

The only thing more autistic than CWC is somebody trying to be the next clyde clash

 

[AnOminous]

He makes it clear that when I slap away this final olive branch, there will be no more discourse but only terrible war between our two armies, so I figured this was as good a point as any to publicize it for everyone.

What a weird dude. I still have no idea what motivates this weirdo.

 

[gophergoober]

Notice the amount of times he brings up that wise sage Stephanie Meyer

The wise LDS house wife that created wonderful literature,just like E.L. James...What a time to be alive and be reading Humanities best literature.

 

[Null]

Alec if you're so desperate to prove that you're better than Melon then maybe it would be a good idea to be more concise rather than sperg for dozens of paragraphs? You're beginning to sound more autistic than Waterman.

Have you ever read the CWCki? It's paragraphs of psychoanalysis. OP is a decent exchange. It's a kick back to the forum in 2012, before everyone decided they wanted to farm "winner" ratings by whipping out one liners and pretending they are so above it all.

 

[BT 075]

Have you ever read the CWCki? It's paragraphs of psychoanalysis. OP is a decent exchange. It's a kick back to the forum in 2012, before everyone decided they wanted to farm "winner" ratings by whipping out one liners and pretending they are so above it all.

We all win a little by virtue of not being Watermelon.

 

[gophergoober]

The only think more autistic than CWC is somebody trying to be the next clyde clash

I say let him do it, it would be great and I would seriously enjoy this Autistic plane crash.

 

[DangerousGas]

Have you ever read the CWCki? It's paragraphs of psychoanalysis. OP is a decent exchange. It's a kick back to the forum in 2012, before everyone decided they wanted to farm "winner" ratings by whipping out one liners and pretending they are so above it all.

Ha ha, the joke's on you! We were only pretending to be pithy and snide!

 

[Ron_Swanson]

oh no! not a , transcript !

boy that dude's dumb.

real watermelon fruit with salt IS delicious. Add a little chili powder if you're daring

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Umm.....yeah Ok Bill.

 

[SP 199]

So...What he's chimping out because nobody really cares to read Sonichu nor do we really care about Asperchu that much?

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

This is a level of autism that shouldnt even be possible, that would make even Chris cringe in horror. Deus meus.

(is halal even the correct choice of terms though)

The correct expression here is haLOL.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Ed Edd and Eddy crossover fanfic

Why

 

[Who's That Guy?]

I respected him because I didn't know much about him and had some inaccurate ideas about him.

The man has revealed his true nature: he is an all-star athlete, scholar, and philanthropist, who chimps out when he doesn't have the adulation of a lolcow forum a bunch of meanies on the internet.

I nearly felt sorry for him after seeing him telling Chris that he should not have posted a link on Facebook to that "HelloLadyFans" video and I thought that it must be hard for him to talk sense into someone that won't listen to him but after reading this I now see him as a short tempered ignorant little man and it's no wonder he's friends with Chris

Wonder if he's still waiting around for the trolls to come after him

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Ed Edd and Eddy crossover fanfic

Why

He's incredibly autistic and confusing fanfiction with parody. Fanfiction is literally the opposite of parody.

 

[warongiygas]

Condensed version:

You're right about me: I'm dense.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Watermelon is denser than Osmium.

 

[Detahramet]

Watermelon doesn't seem interesting enough to halal. We're so thirsty for milk that we'd take a cow that gives water.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I honestly think that was one of the most autistic things I have ever read on this forums.