Tattoos 11/8 - Phil posts delusional tattoo/surgery plans, denounces CWC and Kengle arbitrarily AGAIN -
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"Izzy's unwanted balls will be bye-byes"
Rates Phil optimistic.
Also loved how getting tattoos saying "I'm female!" is more important than actually acting like a woman and not a spastic spud.
Rates Phil optimistic.
Also loved how getting tattoos saying "I'm female!" is more important than actually acting like a woman and not a spastic spud.
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"I won't have to use ink to define my gender identity as much as I have-" Phil amazingly thinks full sleeves of prison quality tats are are feminine in any way.
I'm betting Phil will use how his surgery scar hurts if he actually managed to get surgery and still not riding a bike.
"I do have knowledge of a realistic surgery timetable."
Since when do you have knowledge of anything at all, Phil?
Since when do you have knowledge of anything at all, Phil?
By "certain parts" he means his lard-filled gut.
That's an insult to prison tattoos. Some of those are really high quality especially given the guns are made out pens and electric razors.
Phil's look like a child drew on him while he was asleep.
Phil is sure to fit right in amongst all the other obese Latinas covered head-to-toe in tattoos! 
Isn't it odd that only Phil seems to have this issue? There are pre-op mtf trans people, as well as men who seem to have no difficulty riding a bike. Also (sorry to go there) but we've all seen the bare-assed pic of Phil where you can clearly see his balls. They don't appear to be especially large.
I (seriously) suspect that his fat ass is more of an issue. A lot of bike seats are very small and thin. He probably just needs an extra wide bike seat. Take, for example, this one, which is only $29.99 and, besides having an extra wide seat has extra padding as well.
http://www.bikeberry.com/sunlite-cloud-9-gel-cruiser-saddle.html?gclid=CPfn7fy_g8kCFZMvgQodsvoEeA
... tedious work....
It also sounds like Phil is taking a page from Der Kripple Fuhrer with the whole screening of his new Instagram project.
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I guess Phil likes doing things that don't require any effort on his part, like why shave and generally try to present as female when you can just tattoo "I AM A WOMAN"? Or why learn to ride a bike the same way as small children do by trial and error when you can make up excuses to why you aren't able to ride a bike?
"poor" dude. It's not like he's slim enough to try with a bike like this:
There's a bike where you hang completely from a harness, but I'm not suggesting that one either 'cause it's going to be around 11k. Way too much money for a homeless man.
Also lol at his
"I'm gonna make my own instagram trans club! No trans boys allowed!"
"But you're a trans boy!"
"BoyS. boysssssss. We're allowed to have one. "
There's a bike where you hang completely from a harness, but I'm not suggesting that one either 'cause it's going to be around 11k. Way too much money for a homeless man.
Also lol at his
"I'm gonna make my own instagram trans club! No trans boys allowed!"
"But you're a trans boy!"
"BoyS. boysssssss. We're allowed to have one. "
I love how Phil thinks people want to be there to see him lose his 'nads... that it's something his Facebook buddies will be dying to see live-Tweeted, live-streamed, and thoroughly Instragrammed. Even if I was madly in love with a pre-op transsexual, I would not want to watch a gruesome surgery, and I'm sure it would be vice-versa.
Also, it seems like CWC and Kengle are to Phil what Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus were to Chris... Except instead of any actual trolling, it's a perpetual pair of boogeymen hanging over his head.
Also, it seems like CWC and Kengle are to Phil what Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus were to Chris... Except instead of any actual trolling, it's a perpetual pair of boogeymen hanging over his head.
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