11/9/16 Phil threatens to murder one of us - IT COULD BE YOU!

[Postal Dude]

Kill yourself already.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

He's delusional AND a cuck, the salt from this election is fucking his head up. It's fantastic.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Shouldn't he and Slingblade be working on killing themselves, not worrying about us?

 

[Splendid]

Who wants to become TrashRaider level famous on KF by weening Phil into murdering them and setting off the prison saga?

 

[Beaniebon]

No one wants to come into your nasty home, Phil.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

TFW Phil murders some girl scout selling cookies thinking it's a kiwi.

 

[Ravenor]

Nice way to make your door REALLY obvious Phil, also this is a really young teen thing to do....

 

[Splendid]

The tape was actually put up by the police to warn passerby not to enter Phil's hovel.

 

[4Macie]

1) from just the crack in the door we can see the house is a mess
2) phils neighbors have to walk by that (see the tape, smell the stank) and probably assume one of them died.

 

[JSGOTI]

1) from just the crack in the door we can see the house is a mess
2) phils neighbors have to walk by that (see the tape, smell the stank) and probably assume one of them died.

That's the door into the bedroom, not the apartment door.
I'm pretty sure, at least...

 

[Ray Streip]

Hard to murder us after killing yourself, Phil: make with the suicide pact, that shit was Facebook official.

 

[Maiden]

He should have put up yellow "BIOHAZARD" warning tape instead of police line tape.

 

[Lorento]

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Kill yourself already.

Why would the Kiwis want to kill Phil when he provides such amazing levels of rage and anger?

 

[An Ghost]

the people he tagged, for reference. Kayl is an FtM ebegging tranny. Roisin is a passing MtF tranny who seems to have their shit together. Rowan looks and Phil are friends cause theyre both edgy high schoolers trapped in man children bodies.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Questions:
1) I thought he was killing himself? Dead people can't defend their house (except in elder scroll games).

2) if he ever actually followed through with this, I feel so bad for the next jehovah witness or pizza guy that Knicks on his door. He already assumes that anyone who knocks on his door is a misogynist kiwi farmer.

 

[Twrx]

He'd get winded just wobbling to face whatever attacker.

 

[m0rnutz]

Phil killing someone is him falling on them and drowning them in the stench

 

[Zvantastika]

Phil killing someone is him falling on them and drowning them in the stench

He's got the wrong yellow tape then, here's the one he should had bought:

He's going to murder KFs and any other human being and animal on a 20 feet radius with his smell. I'm almost inclined to believe that's almost a superpower.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

He only has baseball bats... We have bows and arrows. BRING IT.

 

[Positron]

I think he needs this sign too: