[11 May 2019] Phil Plans to Move Out in June - Because what is a home without an abuser?

Coldgrip

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What are the chances that the whole moving out thing is a ruse?
He would of likely dropped hints that this is a ruse, and as others have just mentioned, he's not really smart or patient enough to pull off something like that. If this was, he'd likely be following the orders of somebody marginally more competant and we'd get a few posts about how so-and-so is his ally and they're totally fighting the fash together in portland.

I'd say he's just as bad as Chris is with secrets, but Chris actually knows how to keep his mouth shut unlike our little potato here.
 

Shekelswine

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Does he own a machete? I don’t recall seeing one in his playpen.
Katana, machete, billy club, "trans" bat-all of these ages interchangeable & equally useless in the hands of a potato...

The real hobos would recognize Phil for the poseur he is and would swiftly liberate him of any and all valuables. The real homeless have absolutely no problem robbing a dumb wannabe tard like Phil. To them, he's a fat little piggy ready to be butchered.
I agree! Now that's he's past his expiration date for couch surfing/taking advantage of the resources available for queer youth, the 'true' street people are going to eat him alive!
 

obliviousbeard

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He might be pretending to move out to delay his landlord from actually starting eviction procedures, intending to refuse to leave and dig in his heels when the deadline comes and start squealing like a pig.
Honestly, I find that option hard to believe. He's such a milquetoast guy, he'd probably shit himself if landlord knocked his door frowning.
 

Ruin

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Isn't Oregon one of those extremely tenant friendly states where an eviction can take multiple months to finalize? Landphil could squat for quite a while if he wants to.
 

Coldgrip

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Isn't Oregon one of those extremely tenant friendly states where an eviction can take multiple months to finalize? Landphil could squat for quite a while if he wants to.
It is, but that requires you know what your rights are. Phil at most likely knows only a little about trying to claim squater's rights, and much like other autistics thinks that just by saying he has them makes him magically untouchable. He has no idea what a landlord intent on evicting a tenant can do.
 

Optimus Prime

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The real hobos would recognize Phil for the poseur he is and would swiftly liberate him of any and all valuables. The real homeless have absolutely no problem robbing a dumb wannabe tard like Phil. To them, he's a fat little piggy ready to be butchered.
I've been listening to 'Last Podcast on the Left' recently and just finished up the three part saga of Carl Panzram.

There was a shitload of sodomy going on when it came to his early days as a train jumping hobo in I think the 1900s in terms of the 'involuntary participation' kind, and something tells me things generally haven't improved.

I don’t think Phil is smart enough to pull off a legitimate ruse
At this point, the only ruse he could possibly have ever pulled is the one about his sex change op, and simply because all the information is conflicting regarding he shouldn't have had it according to what @Smutley said the very doctor's office said, yet the horrifying pictures initially posted suggested otherwise.

However, it's still highly unlikely he got it because A) he's a massive pussy, B) his hygine level does not exist and thus it should be killing him, and C) for something he should be proud of, he isn't posting any recent pics of it either (thank god).

The only other time he ever got close was his fake reports about visiting his mother the previous time and everybody was calling bullshit because Phil originally made it sound like absolutely nothing was wrong and he and his mother got a pizza together. Nope, he later admitted he showed up for money and I believe the implication was she told him to fuck off.

If it were anyone else I'd think they were just going to abandon their belongings, but Phil kept unimportant shit in storage for ages before he got this place. He normally ebegs well in advance of events happening, too.
If what @Twrx says is true, then it's possible that Phil has been slowly moving shit out to another storage unit somewhere, probably local to wherever he is right now, as the eviction drags on. Or otherwise he's bullshitting about leaving and thinks he might can pull off the Waco siege from his lodgings with mall ninja shit.
 

Sīn the Moon Daddy

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Isn't Oregon one of those extremely tenant friendly states where an eviction can take multiple months to finalize? Landphil could squat for quite a while if he wants to.
Phil doesn't even know who Bernie Sanders is despite his claim of being the most extreme socialist ever. I have serious doubts that he knows anything about tenants rights or how to scam an angry landlord.
 

The Littlest Shitlord

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Phil doesn't even know who Bernie Sanders is despite his claim of being the most extreme socialist ever. I have serious doubts that he knows anything about tenants rights or how to scam an angry landlord.
He scammed his way into disability. He scammed his way into either SRS, or getting pictures showing he had SRS when he didn't. He scammed his way into getting subsidized housing. He can do OK at scamming as long as he has help to walk him through it. And Toren had the motive to provide that help, and Toren himself certainly is a practiced scammer.
 

Sīn the Moon Daddy

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He scammed his way into disability. He scammed his way into either SRS, or getting pictures showing he had SRS when he didn't. He scammed his way into getting subsidized housing. He can do OK at scamming as long as he has help to walk him through it. And Toren had the motive to provide that help, and Toren himself certainly is a practiced scammer.
I'm skeptical but if @AnOminous thinks something is fishy then I suppose I do too
 
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