Maybe he’s like a parrot, and covering him is how you shut him up.
[11 May 2019] Phil Plans to Move Out in June - Because what is a home without an abuser?
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He only has one picture on his Google reviews. Such a good "vegan" super soldier eating seafood alfredo.
Or a body bag.
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For a second I thought it was the other lolcow named Phil. You may have heard of him.
You know, I've been sort of suspicious about that myself, mostly because if Phil really was getting kicked out, I'd expect him to be much more autistic about it. Aside from one or two posts, we really haven't gotten any long winded screeches about landlords being capitalist tools of cishet oppression or whatever.
Maybe Phil isn't really getting evicted but he's going to keep the apartment and go back to being "homeless," only sleeping at the apartment once every couple of nights or something like that, and otherwise just couch surfing like he used to or trying to mooch his way into youth centres. As dumb as that sounds, Phil really does care about his image as a crustpunk loser. Maybe he realized he got more donations as a "homeless" mong.
Nah. I mean, yeah he IS scared of Jon, probably more scared of him dropping dirt on him than physical violence, but there's definitely no love lost between the two of them. I'm sure Jon thought he'd get a sweet deal out of staying with Phil but even he couldn't put up with the disgusting lifestyle and re.tarded cosplaying. And for his part Phil didnt get any more prestige or respect from other trannies by hanging around Toren.
But one thing, Toren is definitely smarter than Phil, and arguably a better scammer than Phil too. If Phil is faking it, just like he faked so much else in his life, then it's quite possible that Toren is in on it, or at least aware of what's going on. Hell maybe that's part of what Phil is afraid of; if Phil really did fake getting neutered, for whatever reason, and Toren knows, he could easily use that as a threat to get whatever he wanted out of the fat lug.
Whether its antifa, LGBT, bicycles or Naruto, pretty much everything is just cosplaying for Phil. It's actually pretty sad when you think about it. He tries to adopt personas he thinks make him cool and tough so he can ingratiate himself to young trendy people. It's gotten him surprisingly far thus far but he's getting older and can't really keep up with it. He's looking more and more like a far re.tard and fewer and fewer people buy into his act, even if he keeps changing cities and scenes.
The funny thing is, he isnt really all that into most of the stuff he claims to obsess over, or at the very least it goes completely over his head. He still likes anime, Star Wars, video games, that sort of stuff, even if he's convinced himself its "childish" and associates it with 4channers and the like. He obsesses over BDS&M gear and political bullshit he doesn't fully understand because he thinks it makes him more "adult," without realizing nobody walks around covered in S&M gear in public or the like. At least he was happier as an anime nerd in college.
I hope whatever confused trust fund kid that takes him in at least has the balls to drop him when they realize what a parasite he really is. Given his track record of pissing people off, I fully expect we'll get some new drama aired here over the next few months.
Nurgle is infinitely more likable than Phil, and his followers are actually pretty tough too. At best Phil would be an expendable cultist meat shield or something.
Phil expressing genuine affection for another human being, Phil receiving genuine affection from another human being, Phil grasping the absolute basics of the leftist ideology he bases his entire life on
Phil reading a book, Phil understanding that book, Phil applying the lessons of that book to his life.
Tomorrow is D-Day for ADF , right? June 7th?
It really makes me mad that Phil got his housing paid for for YEARS, trashed the place with all his bootleg bondage gear and tard scribbles, and then publicly shit-talks the place because of some little tale about a transmisogynistic incident that he probably made up. What an absolute wet fart of a person.
If Buddhism or Hinduism were true, Phil must've messed up pretty bad in an earlier life to be born as Phil -- and any future incarnation probably wouldn't look so good...
It would be pretty apt if Phil were reincarnated as a rat or a dung beetle. Nothing would be any different.
At least for the dung beetles and rats there are beetle enthusiasts and pet rat owners that love the respective species.
No one loves Phil and a maggot would be more fitting. (Bugcheese joke here)
If Phil got bitch slapped every hour on the hour for the rest of his life, he'd die still way behind on the quota of bitch slappings he deserves.
He probably won't even qualify to come back as a potato again.
He'll come back as a pig virus. Swine flu.
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The day is here! Well done, Phil! You really did it!
Idk man, he's probably bouncing and squeaking thinking he took us on aThe day is here! Well done, Phil! You really did it!
Phil is claiming to have moved out. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-jun...ud-cave-now-settling-into-his-new-home.57153/
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