Tattoos 12/06/17 - Phil's Phace Tattoo -

[Brooke]

Phil finally got a face tattoo. Hell be the new farrah flawless soon. Hope my links work I've never uploaded an image here.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I would have become a tattoo artist if someone had told me that I could make a living by drawing funny pictures on retards' faces.

 

[Optimus Prime]

God, those comically small ears.

Also, the fuck is his facial tattoo? Just scratch lines with a drop of blood?

 

[Positron]

Nice stubble.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

It's like I'm looking at pictures of a humanoid pig with a nose ring.

 

[Gazed too deep]

I'd almost say it was the beginning of musical notation but I think that's giving Phil far too much credit.

 

[Brooke]

Can't figure out what the second line is on his nose. maybe a fizzled out lifeline

 

[Tranhuviya]

It's just three lines and a dot. How lazy can you get?

 

[Super Collie]

At first I thought it was the Antifa symbol, but that symbol is arrows and they're slanted to one direction. I also thought maybe it was musical notation but it's missing two lines (and, you know, notes).

I genuinely have no idea what this is supposed to be or represent. Did Phil post any accompanying description of it on Facebook or anything?

 

[Brooke]

At first I thought it was the Antifa symbol, but that symbol is arrows and they're slanted to one direction. I also thought maybe it was musical notation but it's missing two lines (and, you know, notes).

I genuinely have no idea what this is supposed to be or represent. Did Phil post any accompanying description of it on Facebook or anything?

No, this was just on the gram, theres was no information other than the guys insta handle that gave him this philnomenal work of art

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I don't think it's a tattoo. I'm pretty sure he got mauled by a racoon while fighting over a half eaten burger from a dumpster and he's just claiming it's a tattoo to look cool.

 

[Positron]

I don't think it's a tattoo. I pretty sure he got mauled by a racoon while fighting over a half eaten burger from a dumpster and he's just claiming it's a tattoo to look cool.

Is that raccoon also drunk on vodka and is friends with a convicted child molester?

 

[millais]

It looks like one of those special adhesive bandages people wear to prevent nighttime snoring.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

It’s like the indent from a pair of pedo-glasses, without the hassle of the glasses themselves.

 

[Baguette]

Jesus.. is his nose ring getting bigger?

 

[Bob Page]

Jesus.. is his nose ring getting bigger?

Phil confirmed for being a kike. Seriously, he's starting to look like an uglier version of frankenstein.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

At first I thought it was the Antifa symbol, but that symbol is arrows and they're slanted to one direction. I also thought maybe it was musical notation but it's missing two lines (and, you know, notes).

I genuinely have no idea what this is supposed to be or represent. Did Phil post any accompanying description of it on Facebook or anything?

It could be a whole note, hence the lack of a stem.

 

[Super Collie]

It could be a whole note, hence the lack of a stem.

I see what you mean and right now I'm just picturing one single, and slightly sustained, piano note followed by Phil trying to explain how "deep" the meaning is.

 

[multiverse]

Is the dot part of the tattoo, or is it a mole, or some blood from that scratcher job?

 

[Deadpool]

Nothing says well balanced individual like a face tattoo.