12/07/15 - Fatass Phil neglects his rapidly deteriorating health in favor of hyper-autism -

[Tookie]

For those wondering what I have been busy with drawing-wise, Updates continue to chug along on the Road Signs for Australatina - I am almost completed the permanent and temporary/construction warning signs section for the 2017 OdST (Ordinances for Traffic Safety) due to be completed and scanned up in full by December 2016

For the rest of December and somewhat into January - Regulatory Signs will be reviewed and updated to include signage for No Littering, No Vending/Hawking, and No U-or-Left Turns and a couple others (and every permutation of Vertical and Horizontal Clearance from 4,5 to 2,0 Meters and 3,0 to 2,0 Meters respectively on template pages) , Required Following Distance Sign will also have also 6 variants posted (50, 60, 70, 80, 90, and 100 Meters) and illustrated , and all Speed Limit signs (Maximum/Minimum/Recommended) and their cancellation signs (from 10 to 130 km/h , 30 to 90 km/h and 30 to 130 km/h respectively)

Supplemental Plate assemblies for Parking Regulations will be completed also during this time

All of January will be an overhaul to Railroad Crossing Signal Faces and Traffic Light and Pedestrian Signals (The Traffic Light additions primarily concerns Traffic Signals for Bicycles) , That month will also see the finalization for Pedestrian and Bicycle Signage

February until the Surgery Date to be Known will be Guide Signage for Motorways and Expressways (Exit Markers/Numbers, Overhead Gantry Signs, Toll Barrier Signage - Yes, Motorways in Australatina are Fucking Toll Roads - because I hate cars and drivers that much I make them pay -for the privilege- to use the controlled-access Motorways)

Post-Surgery until December 2016 will be the Supplemental Plates pages - three versions of all text and/or graphic and text supplemental plates will be illustrated Spanish/English , Spanish Only and English Only so to comply with Australatina's Official Language and Language Community Areas Laws - Chapter 6 § 123-127, § 129-133, 135, 137 of 1968 (revisions pertaining to Traffic Signage amended in 2011 and 2014) and the local laws of the majority Spanish-speaking or majority English-speaking Prefectures/Federal Cities of Australatina. During this time will be wrap-up updates in-between supplemental plate pages of other categories so small to mention.

and the last and final update will be the Pavement Markings , since the permanent Yellow Shoulder Line in the process of being replaced with a White Shoulder Line

That is all for now - and now you know how much work goes into illustrating a Highway Code for a Bilingual Country.

"That is all for now - and now you know how much work goes into illustrating a Highway Code for a Bilingual Country."

 

[Fervent Champion]

Traffic signs are more important than life to Phil. Or he was never ill to begin with. One is as likely as the other.

 

[ChrisFangs]

It's like he drew it using the shapes toolbar on Microsoft PowerPoint. Phil is truly a renaissance man.

 

[millais]

Vertical and Horizontal Clearance from 4,5 to 2,0 Meters and 3,0 to 2,0 Meters respectively

Finally Phil unwittingly references his true girth. 2 meters indeed!

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I wonder what the exact number is of "those wondering."

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Phil thinks he's going to live another year? That's adorable.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Wouldn't it be ironic if he died in a traffic accident where a sign flew off a post and decapitated him? It happens. Just sayin'.

But, really... I would think signage (Especially to this degree) would be one of the last things on the list to think about. There are so many more interesting aspects to world building and ADF focus' on this... It does really show that he has no empathy for the poor people of Autismuland and their needs. -- Unless he decided that Whole Foods is a district all unto itself next to the Yaoi District. Hm.

 

[assWipe]

Wonder if he will do a sign for "no sleeping on park benches"?

 

[Pikimon]

Autismlatina must be just empty fields infested with millions of traffic signs

 

[Milford Grimley]

Phil lives under a bridge and he recently got hospitalized because of his unhealthy diet consisting of milk shakes and blocks of cheese. Clearly, the best thing to do in that situation is draw road signs for an imaginary country that no one gives a shit about

 

[Clown Doll]

There are so many more interesting aspects to world building and ADF focus' on this... It does really show that he has no empathy for the poor people of Autismuland and their needs.

ADF tried to hold the imaginary jews of Australatina hostage to put pressure on Zuckerberg because he couldn't change his Facebook page on a whim, and because Facebook failed to comply, ADF roleplayed a fictional jew genocide in his made-up country. I think it's safe to say that whenever ADF dabbles with the social side of his Original Country Do Not Occupy it ends up reflecting much, much worse on him than making sure that the trains of Australatina run on time.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

> red white green

Phil should've put green first, reflects his Italian heritage better.

 

[chimpburgers]

He's mad cause even if he owned a car and could drive it, he'd do something to fuck that privilege up. I wouldn't trust him with a real bike either. I mean charging people who drive cars that much in his fictional little shithole like that.

 

[Hyperion]

What the fuck who cares about traffic signs? Phil doesn't even drive how does he have any interest in traffic signs?

 

[MMX]

Is he working on a street sign for
"Caution voided bowels"

 

[Clown Doll]

Only signs that ADF's jurisdiction needs are ones warning others of the presence of the smelly manbaby that he is.

Spoiler

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I hope Phil gets hit by a car

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"That is all for now - and now you know how much work goes into illustrating a Highway Code for a Bilingual Country."

He did spend 9 months making a wall-sized map of Australatina once.

empty fields infested with millions of traffic signs

One sign Phil made up warned of volcanic activity. So that means Australatina could have terrain like Io (note how it looks like pizza), dotted with signs everywhere.

Phil doesn't even drive how does he have any interest in traffic signs?

Maybe Australatina is like North Korea in that there's a road infrastructure, but it's rarely used by motor vehicles. Especially since Phil said he made the motorways of Australatina toll roads so motorists have to "pay for the privilege" of driving there (because he hates drivers and cars IRL). It looks like Phil wants to be in a place where he can ride a bike with the road all to himself.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

What the fuck who cares about traffic signs? Phil doesn't even drive how does he have any interest in traffic signs?

Autism

 

[Optimus Prime]

A compendium of nothing but made up Traffic signs. Jesus Christ how the Autism flows with this one.

The sad part is that if Phil was actually a normal human being, this kind of single-minded obsession would be invaluable to somebody working in some state department whose job it was to improve America's roadways.

Yes, Motorways in Australatina are Fucking Toll Roads - because I hate cars and drivers that much I make them pay -for the privilege- to use the controlled-access Motorways)

Words fail me. This retardstan he's created is being imagined down to literally the smallest, most unimportant detail, but despite this the existence of cars in his little fake playland is something he somehow just can't get around by, y'know, not having cars. Then again that might be a resulting paradox as he puts so much effort into these elaborately useless road signs, if there weren't any cars to enforce the signs onto then their existence would be pointless even in Phil's context. Ironic how in order to make use of his beloved road signs, he must tolerate something he despises instead of having the only motor vehicles be buses or something.

and the local laws of the majority Spanish-speaking or majority English-speaking Prefectures/Federal Cities of Australatina.

For a country supposedly bilingual in Spanish and English to the point of utter stupidity because nobody can read the shit on his signs from a distance, I'm surprised he even tolerates the existence of English-majority cities in his little trans-idiot paradise.

That is all for now - and now you know how much work goes into illustrating a Highway Code for a Bilingual Country.

Hawaii is the only state in the USA that legally recognizes two official languages - English and it's own native tongue (don't remember what it's called) - and it seems to have no goddamn problem following the same road system concepts as the US.

Puerto Rico - obviously the base template of Philthystania - is sort of the same way (don't know if it's officially bilingual) I think, mixing English and Spanish. Of course, given how small PR is, I doubt the road system is as needlessly convoluted as it is on the mainland.