12/08/2016 - Phil's Primary Facebook Back, Bike Is Now His & Toren's "Daughter" - Welcome "daughter bike María José Araujo Valimir AKA Brujamovíl"!

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Isabel Rosa Araujo added 2 new photos.
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Hello everyone, I am back.

7 Days, Facebook Jail. Wonder why?

Kiwi Farms decided that it be nice to abuse Facebook's reporting system on me (again, they did this before around my Orchiectomy - and as a safeguard I deactivated this account for most of the week) because of the Elizabeth Waite case...

I got the bike on Friday and ... And I have been physically sick the last couple of days (cold/stomach viral crap)

Also, it's snowing in Portland right now


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Arina Fenic Welcome back
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Isabel Rosa Araujo TY Momfriend

welcome with my daughter bike María José Araujo Valimir AKA Brujamovíl

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[Randy Lahey]

holy fuck, that picture of phil in the bike helmet is too funny

 

[PT 404]

Daughter bike?

Jesus fuck...

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Does he look more like a pig with or without the mask lmao

 

[meatslab]

 

[neverendingmidi]

Biking... in the snow... how fun.

However we all know that bike's tires will never again touch pavement of any kind, except possibly tile when Phil tries to have shower sex with it.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Phil can't keep track of whether he deactivated his account or if it's facebook doing it because of big bad kiwis.

I think he just wanted to be cool like his fairytrans mother kjel.

 

[An Ghost]

Elizabeth Waite doesn't have a 'case'
Shes dead as door nails and that's that

 

[The Man With No Name]

No evidence of bike riding has been presented.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Beautiful latinx transwomyn

 

[Ravenor]

No evidence of bike riding has been presented.

He still hasn't learned - the best I can get out of him is essentially "I'M WORKING ON IT".

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It's a bike and a ten sped.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If you ever wanted to know what someone might look like after swallowing a nest of live wasps, well here is your mental picture.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Fucking of course Phil names his bike. Cause he needs to be the most exceptional fucking snowflake in Portland. Having a bike wasn't enough, he needed to label it and subject it to pronouns too.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Great. We now have a target. Operation Potatoe Peeler is a go. A hazmat team will breach the Tranny Bunker, grab the bike, and melt it down like in the end of Terminator 2. We'll use the molten steel it produces to make a giant Pepe, celebrating the glory of God-Emperor Trump.

 

[RI 360]

Jose is a great name for a girl.

 

[Baguette]

That mask makes him look like a fat character from The Division.

 

[MMX]

So if phil rides his female bike is that oppression
Its definitely :autism:

 

[Milktheturtle]

I dont know how much it usually snow in Portland during Winter but if it's a good amount his bike is going to be useless for atleast 5 month(And probably forever)So much for his "rehabilation".

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

We're off the edge of the tard map now.
Here there be monsters.