FIGGIN [12/11/06] True and Honest Sex Worker Phil Rejects "Chasers" - 3-5 times a day on average.

[Positron]

 

[Hyperion]

30 years old and his greatest accomplishments in life are buying a bicycle and blocking someone on facebook lol

 

[Smutley]

He could have taken this time to say these are all Kiwis trying to infiltrate his friends list, and most likely he'd be right. But no, he'd rather perpetuate a lie then tell something actually true.

 

[Cuck Norris]

He could have taken this time to say these are all Kiwis trying to infiltrate his friends list, and most likely he'd be right. But no, he'd rather perpetuate a lie then tell something actually true.

Kiwis trying to get on his friends list can't be spun to make him seem sexually attractive to people that aren't also disgusting freaks that willingly want to mutilate their genitals.

 

[Mogambo]

He could have taken this time to say these are all Kiwis trying to infiltrate his friends list, and most likely he'd be right. But no, he'd rather perpetuate a lie then tell something actually true.

Yeah, but any kiwis looking to infiltrate his friends list would know better than to pretend to be a cishet white male jerk. They'd probably pretend to be some sort of biracial autistic genderfluid non-binary trans environmentalist sex worker/activist with a special snowflake name like Princess Moonbeam Sparkle Fairy Amaterasu Morrigan de Corazon Enoby Darkness Rayvin Waye VII (which is still pronounced nothing like it's spelled)

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And the evidence that that gentleman is a "chaser" is... where? I mean, Phil looks about as feminine as Brian Blessed - you wouldn't even know he was supposed to be trans if he didn't tell you ten times an hour. My understanding of tranny-chasers is that they're after transwomen because they like the idea of a woman with a cock. Phil is just a man in half-assed drag. He makes Chris look female by comparison.

Clearly Phil's forgotten (again) that he's supposed to be a prostitute, because if he hadn't, he'd realise that his entire customer base would theoretically have to consist of tranny-chasers. Unless he's going with the same delusion as Sophie Labelle, i.e. that he passes so well that he can actually fuck a man without the man noticing his genitals.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Phil is a prostitute.

 

[Sandwichu]

Tranny chasers? Sorry, i thought he meant bug chasers.

 

[Spudnik]

Frankly, considering how dry he's running on asspats, he should be thankful for whoever he gets.

 

[Lysistrata]

The only thing chasing Phil is reality, armed with a sledgehammer.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Maybe he'd lose some of his tugboat benefits if the state found out he had income from prostitution.

Either way, it's just Phil contradicting himself again.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Phil is gross and r.etarded...he is obviously trying to catfish himself and his friend's list into believing the men he secretly wants to sleep with want to have sex with him. I don't think a kiwi or random ween would be dumb enough to plant such an obvious red herring.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The only thing he should be worried about chasing him is animal control.

Because he's fat.

Did I do it right?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Why is he rejecting people who are financially privileged?

 

[RI 360]

Humblebragging about unwanted sexual attention (aka making shit up) does score him a lot of points in the ugly womandom.

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

Maybe he'd lose some of his tugboat benefits if the state found out he had income from prostitution

Lol what income from prostitution?

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

If he is offering services of a sadomasochistic nature he is going to be in a lot of trouble. No close support network, no safety network, no animal cunning to get him out of bad (read sometimes fatal ) situations.

Please tell me they would be whoring out on the fetish scene?

 

[Ruin]

Phil is a prostitute.

Poser idiots like Phil don't seem to realize that real prostitutes fuck anything waving money at them, that's the whole fucking point of being a whore.

 

[Ravenor]

If he is offering services of a sadomasochistic nature he is going to be in a lot of trouble.

He's not offering services of ANY nature, Belive me I have put enough effort into it trying to find any trace of his "Whoring" anywhere online and he's never really brought it up with one of my socks saying "yea I was walking the streets" or some such guff - it's part of his and the wider SJW mindset of almost fetishising sex work to the point of absurdity - also I'd like to point out how the one time he's mentioned a client it was "A hot lesbian latina" so his first time out the gate he hit's it big and find's his ideal woman out the gate, it's a pure fantasy to him it's nothing but him getting his spuds excited over pitty points and edgelord points.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

These aren't "chasers" Phil, they are fake scammer profiles looking for targets.

I've noticed a lot of trans-women attract an inordinate amount of these romance scammers on FB. I don't know if they are targeting trans-women because trans women might be lonely or more likely to interact because they want to believe a (fake) hunky hetero navy seal guy is interested in them or if trans-women are just more likely to accept friend requests (the more friends the more legit an scammer account looks).

Either way, Phil isn't knocking back legit tranny chasers he's knocking back Nigerian scammers who only care if they can get you to wire $500 to them or forward packages.