Surgery 12/17/15 Phil demands motorcade protection from us and goes on truscum rant -

[ActualKiwi]

(Remove or merge if necessary, not sure if it deserves new thread)
He thinks we're somehow going to attack him to stop him getting his surgery to the point of wanting police protection

Spoiler: Police Motorcade

He also wants a full on celebrity-style security zone/checkpoints..

Spoiler: Checkpoints!

Rants for a while about "truscum" and continues his sperging against trans men (still not sure what it is about these trans people hating on people transitioning the other direction)

Spoiler: Truscum

Obviously isn't getting enough hugs, decides to change his facebook cover photo for more feels.

Spoiler: Not enough hugs

 

[The Man With No Name]

Phil makes me a misandrist.

 

[tweaker the cat]

He's butthurt over a comment I made in another thread that got removed by the mods so I won't repeat it here.

 

[niggers]

tweak and all transmen are super-Hitler for mocking Phil on the internet, but holiday beats him up and there's no extrapolation or outrage at all

ITS ALMOST LIKE IT DIDNT HAPPEN

 

[Billy of Hills]

Phil's balls will be crushed by overwhelming force, my fellow Kiwi Farms Gamergate Truscum Tranz Menz Dudebros. We have strength in numbers.

 

[Positron]

Just as I said, people who have a raging hate-boner for the police always demand police protection as soon as their fee-fee is hurt.

 

[Golly]

Phil's balls will be crushed by overwhelming force, my fellow Kiwi Farms Gamergate Truscum Tranz Menz Dudebros. We have strength in numbers.

Isn't that what he wants, though?

 

[Magique]

CIS Janekop will be in position. Waiting for instruction.

 

[4Macie]

Out of all these posts today, 3 people have liked them combined.

We've seen this before, the likes start to dwindle (even the people he tags aren't liking the posts), the comment sections are literally only from Phil.... suicide bait is coming. And it's coming soon.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Out of all these posts today, 3 people have liked them combined.

We've seen this before, the likes start to dwindle (even the people he tags aren't liking the posts), the comment sections are literally only from Phil.... suicide bait is coming. And it's coming soon.

I look forward to us having reason to reset that second counter of ours..

 

[Hyperion]

I wonder what his threat will be this time? Maybe he'll be lazy and just threaten to drown himself in the bay again.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

No one is trying to stop him. If anything, we've encouraged him to chop off his balls. We've even offered him cheaper and more immediate solutions.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I'm fairly certain even the president doesn't get the kind of security detail Phil is demanding.

At this rate he'll request the surgery be done on Air Force One.

 

[Picklemaker]

Air Force One.

"Australatina Fuerza Aera Uno"
fix'd

 

[Fervent Champion]

This is an overly elaborate set up for an excuse as to why he put the chop off again. A simple post about an infection would be more believable and more likely to get sympathy than the police not giving him the presidential treatment.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Out of all these posts today, 3 people have liked them combined.

We've seen this before, the likes start to dwindle (even the people he tags aren't liking the posts), the comment sections are literally only from Phil.... suicide bait is coming. And it's coming soon.

Well, Christmas is just a hop, skip and a jump away.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Well, Christmas is just a hop, skip and a jump away.

Christmas: Prime time to make suicide-attempt threats for max hugfeels.

 

[MasterDisaster]

If he does get this motorcade we can only hope a lone sniper is sitting up on a hill to do what must be done.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Chris wants a PS4 for Christmas, Phil wants his knackers hacked off and I want to see them both tardrage over not getting what they want.

I have a good feeling that two of us will be disappointed.

 

[ActualKiwi]

If he does get this motorcade we can only hope a lone sniper is sitting up on a hill to do what must be done.

Are you volunteering @MasterDisaster ?