He doesn't fuck dogs, he just softly caresses their genitals."I don't fuck dogs. Period."
A bold, new zero tolerance policy for dog rape from recovering dog-admirer Citizen Tooter.
That's one of my favorite tooterisms because it both makes his other denials sound less real and his explanation isn't really any better than what he's accused of.He doesn't fuck dogs, he just softly caresses their genitals.
Lady was just trying to get in bed with him just like Sabrina!That's one of my favorite tooterisms because it both makes his other denials sound less real and his explanation isn't really any better than what he's accused of.
Heck anytime he's denying shit I'm laughing because it seems like he can't figure out what was bad about what he did so he doesn't know what to deny, half the time his denial is just him admitting it but Jupiter was in retrograde so its all good