12/2/20 - Shredding For My Queen & Some thoughts for my dear ones -

[Pepper Jack]

Two videos today

Tom trying to serenade his catfish queen with some COPD sax

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More sax and mush-mouthed retard speak

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[Mariposa Electrique]

Lol, what a dumb rapist. Hope this pushes him into suicide

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Lol, what a dumb rapist. Hope this pushes him into suicide

I have every confidence that this will be as successful as his last romantic endeavour. Or his attempts to get the police to close this place down. Or getting Josh to put him in charge of the forum. Or controlling his bowels. Or playing Baker Street. Or...

 

[AnOminous]

playing Baker Street.

That is probably his worst crime against music.

 

[Just A Butt]

lol he's already complaining that she isn't "manly enough"

this is going to go great, even if she's not a catfish

 

[naught sock account 1]

this just gets better and better.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

If you built an AI to compose music, using only a random number generator and assigning the output to tones at random, then crippled said AI in a meaningful way, the music it made would still sound better than Tom's cacophonous wailing.

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg, your legato is bad and you should feel bad. The "stuttering semi-auto shotgun" approach to phrasing is not flying too well, and that is some piss poor tonic resolution to the I, too. Melt that sax down, cast it into the shape of a barbed penis, and then fuck yourself with it, Tom. It'd still produce a more pleasing sound than you playing it as a sax.
Also, if your sax playing is any indication of your tonguing* ability, I feel sorry for your prospective bride.

* a legit thing in reeded instruments, incidentally.

 

[Looney Troons]

“Shredding” for your “queen”. She will wish you meant it in the most literal sense of the word.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Shred what? My ears?

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

Tom is a Trash Humper. All of his videos boil down to him shouting MAKE IT MAKE IT DON'T TAKE IT with his gravyskin face.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

At 13:00 of the Some Thoughts For My Dear Ones clip (I started there randomly, maybe there's some other good stuff ... ) he's already complaining that his dream lover is a "big burly man" and his future wife is "too feminine" for him. What a total faggot.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

At 13:00 of the Some Thoughts For My Dear Ones clip (I started there randomly, maybe there's some other good stuff ... ) he's already complaining that his dream lover is a "big burly man" and his future wife is "too feminine" for him. What a total faggot.

Beggars can’t be choosers. If you look, act and smell like Tommy and a woman agrees to marry you, that is unbelievably lucky. To be honest, if I was Tom, I’d be looking at the news to see if there have been any unsolved hobo-killings around my beloved’s hometown.