12/20/15- Christine's New, Weird Voicemail. -

[cans.wav]

Keeping in the pattern of getting weirder and weirder, Chris has made a new voicemail set to a crude rendition of I'm Walking on Air. Yes Chris, what are you doing?

 

[Lipitor]

It's from Seinfeld.

 

[bearycool]

Oh my, a Seinfeld reference.

Good job Chris, but sadly NO SOUP FOR YOU >=(

 

[GS 281]

He's occupied?

What if Chris was a port-o-potty?

 

[Asperchewy]

He's not occupied, he's probably just "fixing" his Amazon wish list again.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He is so good at singing.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

fans of boring white people sitcoms BTFO for eternity

 

[calicojack]

Who thought Random Access Humor could make a good voicemail.

 

[meatslab]

Y'all quit calling him! It's Christmas!

 

[bearycool]

Y'all quit calling him!

Don't. Call. ANYBODY!

 

[Krieger]

He managed to sing 'What am I doing?' without his mind putting on the brakes and asking himself that very question with all due sincerity. Yep, it's Chris all right.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

It's creepy/lame for sure but it seems pretty in line with his behaviour over the last year.

I think I might make this into a ringtone...

 

[Skeletor]

Keeping in the pattern of getting weirder and weirder, Chris has made a new voicemail set to a crude rendition of I'm Walking on Air.

How would you even know that? You've been JUUUUUULAAAYing him, haven't you?

 

[Nap-Kin]

I swear... Right now Chris is a ticking timebomb, something is going to happen and I'm actually getting pretty concerned with what that could be... He just seems to be getting crazier by the day.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

*Trying to figure out if this is a result of Chris watching Family Guy or South Park*

 

[94GrandMarquis]

chris has no original sense of humor of his own

just from corny sitcoms (family guy, seinfeld, south park)

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

chris has no original sense of humor of his own

just from corny sitcoms (family guy, seinfeld, south park)

But WHICH ONE!? I'm on pins and needles trying to figure it out!

 

[94GrandMarquis]

seinfeld

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

I'm a moron for not watching the video in the second post. I suck.

 

[94GrandMarquis]

oh yeah, this vid is like a YOU HAD ONE JOB type

he cant even do the seinfeld version right, he made it worse