Tattoos 12/20/15 - Tattoo "almost done"; Phil wants bike crossing his toxic wasteland armpit -
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>learn some fucking metric and figure the miles away out
I really wonder if he calculated the distance between the real islands and his fake country specifically so he could make this smug jab.
I really wonder if he calculated the distance between the real islands and his fake country specifically so he could make this smug jab.
Where the fuck is australatina supposed to be? I always thought it lay just off the Eastern seaboard but now he's saying Portugal?
I think Phil just thinks Portugal is part of Latin America
Easter Island is my favorite place that I have ever been. The people there are very direct and would just say flat out to Hooves's face that Hooves is a fucking buffoon.
And the Rapa Nui people are not so keen on being "part of Chile," so way to keep up your colonialist oppressor's stance, Hoovy.
The Azores are nowhere near Portugal, but they are an administrative department of Portugal.
And the Rapa Nui people are not so keen on being "part of Chile," so way to keep up your colonialist oppressor's stance, Hoovy.
The Azores are nowhere near Portugal, but they are an administrative department of Portugal.
Yeah, I'm having trouble parsing whatever the fuck he's trying to set up here. He's mentioning the Azores, which are west of Portugal (in, you know, Europe), then in the same breath he mentions Rapa Nui, which is a few thousand miles west of South America. Is this tattoo just an incoherent jumble of countries? I've got no fucking idea how else it's supposed to be set up.
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Also, that random outburst at the imperial system.
As Phil describes it, it's a massive block of
If Australatina were real, it would probably really mess with ocean currents.
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If Phil had ever looked at a world map in his life he would realise that literally none of the places he said are anywhere near each other
How hard would it be to keep an armpit sanitary (compared to Chris' taint)? It would be a challenge even for someone who showered regularly I'd imagine. In the case of Taters, it would become a festering zone of pus within a week.
Oh, he'll make sure everyone sees it. (insert Horrifying icon here)
Oh, he'll make sure everyone sees it. (insert Horrifying icon here)
Not nearly close enough.
Also the armpit is one place you don't want to get an infection. the constant rubbing from movement, the lack of good hygiene and a disdain for taking suggestions from other people ensures that if it get's nasty he's gonna ruin that tattoo. Not to mention I can't imagine that artist is going to do that with strictly enforcing Phil bathes beforehand...twice.
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To have wasted as much time as he has on it, Phil's country has fucked up geography. Not only does it have a volcano but it must be larger than North America. Or Phil is too stupid to realize how dumb everything he keeps adding to it is.
Here, have a horrifying rating instead.
As someone who knows a huge number of people with tattoos and piercings, I can say none of them recommend ever getting anything in your armpit unless you're near-ocd about personal hygiene. A) It's going to hurt like blue murder getting it done in the first place and B) given the amount of sweat and friction (As someone else mentioned), the chafing is going to be supreme and probably cause one hell of an infected armpit (especially with the glands in that area)
I dont think the deodorant part will be an issue for Phil
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Honestly he's making this easy.
