Money 12-22 Chris will upload personal greetings for 50$ donations -

[warongiygas]

Oh joy.

 

[Billy of Hills]

Countdown until a ween signs up as "Clyde Cash" or "Robert Chandler"...

 

[Optimus Prime]

Make Chandler say funny things for $50 a pop.

There are people dumb enough to do this, sadly, and ALL of them are going to ween the shit out of his past. The pickling of Rosechus will have no boundaries...

 

[autism420]

I'm going to make him say "I love @Null's fat cock, I will dig up Patti, Kiwi Farms rules"

 

[Lipitor]

Guys, This has potential... GO NUTS!

Edit: mods, I propose a trophy to the kiwi who gets the funniest message out of chris.

 

[Trilby]

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Oh joy.

Funny he has't updated his profile yet. He could simply stick in a random Sonichu image and be done with it.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Countdown until a ween signs up as "Clyde Cash" or "Robert Chandler"...

Make Chandler say funny things for $50 a pop.

There are people dumb enough to do this, sadly, and ALL of them are going to ween the shit out of his past. The pickling of Rosechus will have no boundaries...

I'm going to make him say "I love @Null's fat cock, I will dig up Patti, Kiwi Farms rules"

He won't care. As long as he gets that sweet, sweet lego money he'll do it. Plus if you spend $50 to make Chris stress sigh, who's really the autistic in that situation?

 

[CatParty]

this will go well

 

[Trueselfbiggie]

50$ for what is probably a minutes worth of content doesn't seem like the best investment in the world.

 

[Clown Doll]

Anyone remember that South Park episode where Cartman took a picture of himself with Butters' penis in his mouth and paraded it around thinking it would make Butters look gay and stupid?
I'll let you guys decide if that thing could be analoguous to anything relevant.

 

[Billy of Hills]

My only hope is that someone makes Chris do a greeting video for Phil. That would be genuinely amusing, because Phil would chimp due to it.

 

[Ted Empty]

Guys, This has potential... GO NUTS!

Edit: mods, I propose a trophy to the kiwi who gets the funniest message out of chris.

Are you just like this cartoon exaggeration of an irritating ween

 

[gophergoober]

This has potential but I think this is what Chris wants is for us to abuse it because he may say some funny shit but his ass will get 50 dollars out of it.

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

$50 is a lot just to get Chris to say and record "Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Meredith Baxter is a lesbian."

 

[Barley]

Someone here is going to pay him for this... 50 dollars just for saying some personalized stuff. It has potential to be funny so kudos to any kiwi who does it?

Spoiler

50 dollars tho

 

[cahoots]

I hope Chris wakes up dead on Christmas morning.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

Chris should do a Phil-related greeting. It's be awesome. Apart from that, I predict a ton of utterly unfunny weening going on. Both on this thread and in association with the declaration itself.

 

[Clown Doll]

50$ for what is probably a minutes worth of content doesn't seem like the best investment in the world.

Chris paid thrice that on two occasions so he probably thinks that this offer is a total steal for us .

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Why give him money? Just make a drawing where he gets set on fire. He'll greet you in a video for fifteen minutes straight.

 

[18plusful]

Does he thinks he's Michael Jackson or something??