CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION 12/24/14 - Rich Guy Rodney Fucks Eli For Christmas (literally not literally) -

[Smutley]

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ATTENTION FANS: Christmas has been RUINED by Gaypal and their fat cat banker CEOs in the 1%.

http://deaglenation.tv/paypal-is-disrespecting-eli-xbox-one-will-be-late/

There is some gold in this blog post though.

• About ~$350 is going to paying back Kyle for busting the van out of impound (edit: after the xbawks is bought)
• Gail won't talk to Jace unless he accepts Christ back in his life
  • Pastor Faggot thinks that's a good idea since he's a "bad influence" lol
• Eli's folks got their sped son a job at Hannafords as a Janitor!
• Even Jace is bored with people trying to low-effort troll him (see the Chargeback False Flags)
• Jace has a potential career as a New Yorker Satirist
• They will be sitting under the tree on Christmas Morning, cold and present-less, with nothing but apologies and excuses to keep them warm

 

[Cuck Norris]

ATTENTION FANS: Christmas has been RUINED by Gaypal and their fat cat banker CEOs in the 1%.

http://deaglenation.tv/paypal-is-disrespecting-eli-xbox-one-will-be-late/

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There is some gold in this blog post though.

• That ~$700 is actually going to paying back Kyle for busting the van out of impound
• Gail won't talk to Jace unless he accepts Christ back in his life
  • Pastor Faggot thinks that's a good idea since he's a "bad influence" lol
• Eli's folks got their sped son a job at Hannafords as a Janitor!
• Even Jace is bored with people trying to low-effort troll him (see the Chargeback False Flags)
• Jace has a potential career as a New Yorker Satirist

Just a clarification: ~$350 is going to Kyle, whatever is left over after Eli's Xbone. That's how I read it anyway.

 

[KingofManga420]

Kyle is seriously the best bro ever. I want the three of them to live together...

 

[Kosher Dill]

Best line: "Dinero’s of Liberty" XD

So what I'm taking away from this is that Hannaford's is the only place that doesn't drug test their prospective employees. Also, the whole Pastor Faggot situation seems to have only gotten more and more unhealthy ever since the Commander left. I kind of feel bad for both Jace and Gail.
It really is kind of heartwarming how much Jace wants to make a good Christmas for Eli though

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

To be fair paypal is a pain in the ass to use and is pretty notorious for shitty business practices

 

[Sanic]

So wait, did Jace manage to beat the some ween faggots who tried to Chargeback him and failed? Or were the donations legit?

 

[Cuck Norris]

So wait, did Jace manage to beat the some ween faggots who tried to Chargeback him and failed? Or were the donations legit?

He said there were 0 chargebacks on Twitter the other day.

 

[axcel]

All I know is Rich Guy Rodney is seriously the best rap name ever.

 

[Pikonic]

*Begins breathing heavily and punches desk a lot*

 

[king of pickles]

I just hope he doesn't fall for some of those phishing mails. I want those two to have a nice christmas.

 

[Pine Tar]

Anyone who charge backs on Jace is a Pumpkin Swirl-tier douchebag.

 

[Arctic]

Lmao at Rich Guy Rodney. Nice meme Jace, nice meme.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Rich Guy Rodney sounds like a Scooby Doo villain.

 

[DeagleDad420]

To answer all the questions regarding chargebacks, I'll quote from the second paragraph in Jace's article:

To all the autistic people who are screaming at me that trolls did this or hacked my account or charged me back,That is not even what happened. If trolls did it then I could at least have someone to blame, But I did not get a SINGLE chargeback (you CANT EVEN DO CHARGEBACKs with donations you fucking morons jesus christ learn to use paypal before you send me 3400 fucking messages sperging about this shit)

For the sake of our less perceptive posters, I have added an eye-catching, 3D animated text to the OP that makes this especially clear.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

Anyone who charge backs on Jace is a Pumpkin Swirl-tier douchebag.

>coty's face when robbing 24 year old schizophrenic man of $700 dineros

 

[BillRiley]

So, a bunch of dimwits sent Commander Stinkface $700 and now he's bitching about a one day delay before he can buy his 'tardbuddy an xbox? Is that what this tiny-fisted blog-tantrum is all about?

 

[Konstantinos]

I really hope that Jace manages to get the Xbone and the van back. It might not be in time for Christmas but late is better than never.

 

[Zarkon]

So, a bunch of dimwits sent Commander Stinkface $700 and now he's bitching about a one day delay before he can buy his 'tardbuddy an xbox? Is that what this tiny-fisted blog-tantrum is all about?

Jace should learn the reason for the season. Not the one the Pastor is ramming into his mom, but the one that says 'be grateful for what you got.'

No idea how Eli is going to play that system without games, however.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Not the one the Pastor is ramming into his mom

http://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1navsoc-gif.11412/

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I've never used paypal so I actually learned something from Jace! Sucks that there's going to be a delay in him getting his money, but I'm legitimately glad that weens couldn't ruin this and that Eli will, inshallah ( I had to say it!), be getting his Xbone.