[12-26-2015] Holiday Greetings Karen Riley [Thirsty Chris gave this sample video for FREE ] -

[GS 281]

 

[Ray Streip]

IT BEGINS!!!

 

[NumberingYourState]

His singing voice leaves me utterly speechless. An artery in my neck is throbbing.

 

[Silver Octopus]

This is what $50 gets you.

Maybe, he did also say she didn't owe him a... díme? So I don't know what she did to deserve that.

 

[A Small Loan]

Did he just say this video was free? So I guess he'll do anything for a woman he thinks he's got a chance with (read: any biological woman).

Oh, and he just recycled all his shitty songs from the last few videos. Real original, Chris.

 

[Hyperion]

Halal Karen Riley

 

[KFC]

Lovely weather.

 

[picklehaube]

Chris and Karen.. sitting in a tree..

 

[phanatic]

"One retard sperging"
Let's keep it going people.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I once met a woman who told me that when she was younger she'd walk the streets and give men blowjobs in their cars for 50 dollars.

 

[JK_Productions]

So apparently his "example" of what a Christmas greeting would sound like is pretty much word-for-word what $50 buys you.

 

[YumonStudios]

I never thought someone would use $50 their money for something I thought no one would ever want.

Just...why?

 

[chimpburgers]

You gotta be really dense to want to spend $50 fucking dollars just for that. It's not even worth giving a refund to someone like that either.

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

... and Karen Riley gave me shit for giving Chris money.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

Chris is like the head honcho of autism at this point. Making mad money from the even more autistic.

 

[Apocalypso]

Must be the sample of the Chris Chan Christmas medley coming to iTunes soon!

 

[Subconcious Offense]

There is not a single funny thing in this video at all, and everything else in this video are things we already have seen. That $50 gave zero return and renders null the argument that paying Chris is worth the new content.

Chris and Karen.. sitting in a tree..

Watch out for that tree!

 

[jawsome]

Money well spent.

 

[cans.wav]

That sounded absolutely autistic, then again: So is Karen Riley.

 

[The Joker]

For 50$ we can get him to song "springtime for Hitler" or go see the new Star Wars movie and buy some theater snacks. Tough choice...