12/26/2015 - Morbidly obese Phil tries to pretend he didn't spend Christmas alone in a soup kitchen -
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Sounds pretty non kick-ass to me
"Vegan food" = discarded produce from a whole foods dumpster
He kept the anti-semitism subtle this time (Good job, Phil!)
He keeps saying he won't specify a date for his surgery, but what he doesn't realize is that we'll always be there, no matter how hard he tries to keep it a secret.
Did he just make a simile referring himself as Jesus?
Wasn't Phil claiming to be a witch? When did he turn Christian?
Phil would burst into flames if he crossed the threshold of a church.
And, comparing his paranoia about Kiwis to King Herod's infanticide. That's.....ow!
I cannot truly tell if this is a a legit brain fart or a lame trolling by him.
Jesus, like Buddha, is TRANS!!!!!
Again with the Christianity shit. I thought Phil was supposed to be a good little Communist.
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Time for a little Bible study, Phil:
- And God created man in His image, in His likeness; male and female He created them . . . . and it was very good (Genesis 1:27)
- A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this” (Deuteronomy 22:5).
- You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord (Leviticus 19:2
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Let's play a game of What Really Happened.
What really happened: Phil was caught panhandling outside a Lutheran church after service. Some people told him politely to go elsewhere but he accused them of being CIS RAPISTS. Then he spent the rest of the night masturbating in the parking lot.
What really happened: Phil was caught panhandling outside a Lutheran church after service. Some people told him politely to go elsewhere but he accused them of being CIS RAPISTS. Then he spent the rest of the night masturbating in the parking lot.
Very few Christian sects are accepting of transpeople. Many are accepting of homeless, mentally ill people, which explains why Phil found refuge in a church.
Guys, I got the pope for my birthday party.
Also, getting a minister to pray for you and visit you in the hospital isn't really hard to do. I know Phil is lying but it kind of says something when he views that as something to brag about or thinks it means anything.
Also, getting a minister to pray for you and visit you in the hospital isn't really hard to do. I know Phil is lying but it kind of says something when he views that as something to brag about or thinks it means anything.
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by vegan food I assume he means eating an entire package of mega stuf oreos alone under a bridge
Once again Phil refuses to listen. We WANT you to get your balls removed Phil. We are all rooting for you to get that surgery because the "planning to get my balls removed" part of your life has become stale and boring. We want to get to the "omfg what have I done? I still can't ride a bike. No one wants me.... Maybe my balls weren't the problem" part of your life. #LoseTheBalls
"A lot of people forget that Christmas was Jesus's birthday."
Wasn't his actual birthday in Spring? If so, maybe that's why those people "forgot."
Wasn't his actual birthday in Spring? If so, maybe that's why those people "forgot."
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