12/26/2015 - Phil Has "Consultation" With Imaginary Doctor, Surgery Pushed Back Even More -

[Smutley]

The surgery was supposed to take place in January, Phil.
A consultation doesn't mean you're getting surgery, Phil.
You never got your magic letters from clinics, Phil.
Orchiectomies aren't performed at a hospital unless it's an emergency, Phil.
You announced months ago "the hospital" this fake surgery will happen at, Phil.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Phil really should just go to some greasy veterinarian if he wants to be neutered so badly.

 

[Psycho]

Who wants to bet that the doctor won't give him a referral letter and Phil will blame it on Kiwis?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I'm 100% positive the doctor is going to look at him, ask him a few basic questions to be polite, and than call in the janitor team to de-sterilize his office.

 

[Clown Doll]

"Security Reasons" being "people could prove I'm lying" more easily.

 

[Cubanodun]

He visited the doctor in christmas ?

 

[Twrx]

He visited the doctor in christmas ?

Phil's lies have never been very well crafted. He once said he took an SD card out of an iPhone.

 

[VLAD]

If someone made a shitthatneverhappened.txt for Phil, it would rival the Iliad in length.

 

[4Macie]

Phil acts like we will try and stop the surgery. No Phil, we all want the surgery to happen. In fact, the KiwiFarms would be the best security you could get in this situation.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

If he did it in an alley, his consultation would take a few minutes and a small exchange in money. Then he would be ball-less within the day.

But no, he has to do it the hard way, by going to doctors with common sense and medical standards.

 

[Tookie]

This guy will do it.

http://www.sdro.com/drfigueroa/feminization.htm

 

[autisticdragonkin]

All that matters is that he is at that hospital so that we can do a drive-by

 

[Positron]

Even with his constant abuse of the medical system, Phil still doesn't know how referrals, consultations and schedules work.

 

[Pikonic]

If he's gonna lie, why doesn't he just say he got it done?

 

[Watermelon1337]

If he's gonna lie, why doesn't he just say he got it done?

He did and not a single asspatter even liked the status or commented. So he tried to post about his tattoos and imaginary country's holidays to brush it off.

He DID post about having the surgery, didn't he? I'm remembering right? It was so pathetically anti-climactic and never mentioned again by him but I swore I saw him claim to have already had the surgery for a split second.

 

[Totenkopf]

Phil really should just go to some greasy veterinarian if he wants to be neutered so badly.

We can do it for him for 30$ down at the Dirty Burger

 

[Randall Fragg]

How was your Christmas Ajewviya? Mine was great. I went down to Florida to see my family, and the weather has been just fantastic. I got a bunch of awesome presents, and we all ate a fantastic ham Christmas dinner, with mashed potatoes, freshly made biscuts, and pie. It's been just wonderful.

 

[Pikonic]

He did and not a single asspatter even liked the status or commented. So he tried to post about his tattoos and imaginary country's holidays to brush it off.

He DID post about having the surgery, didn't he? I'm remembering right? It was so pathetically anti-climactic and never mentioned again by him but I swore I saw him claim to have already had the surgery for a split second.

I think you're thinking of this:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-19-phil-pretends-he-just-had-surgery.15540/

I think the "who wants to visit me in recovery" (spolier alert: nobody) was more of a future request and not a present request.

 

[Twrx]

How was your Christmas Ajewviya? Mine was great. I went down to Florida to see my family, and the weather has been just fantastic. I got a bunch of awesome presents, and we all ate a fantastic ham Christmas dinner, with mashed potatoes, freshly made biscuts, and pie. It's been just wonderful.

Mine was wonderful as well. Played cards agaisnt humanity with the family and got a bunch of Cuban cigars. Ol' Philly probably made a scene at some soup kitchen about not having high end cheese.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil really should just go to some greasy veterinarian if he wants to be neutered so badly.

He should probably head up to Northern California where there are a lot of farms and find a veterinarian with experience in castrating pigs. That's about the closest analogue to what this corpulent lard monster needs to prevent his reproduction, the one contribution he will ever make to the world.