Semen doesn't count as vegan-friendly.just like lying about his weight and lying about being raped phil once again makes outlandish claims with absolutely no proof
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The only reason Phil thinks he's vegan is because he's too damn stupid to know that cheese isn't vegan.
Also, soup kitchens don't cater to vegans; you eat what they give, vegan or not.
Truth is, vegan food is kinda on the expensive side, and if he's pissing away all his tugboat money on tattoos, I'm guessing he has a couple of other things going for him
1) He has someone new to leech off of and they're vegan
2) He's on foodstamps and he's using them to buy vegan food
Or Phil just likes to claim new titles and labels like they're Pokemon.