12/28/2019 - Beam Me Up Jesus Apocalypse Party - Tom fails at livestreaming the end of the world

[BigTodd]

Spoiler, none of these streams are understandable. The audio problems don't really hurt the quality of the streams though.

 

[Easy J]

Much better audio, Tom. That other setup had you sounding like a dog molesting pedophile hobo with COPD. This is a huge step up.

 

[Army Burger]

Much better audio, Tom. That other setup had you sounding like a dog molesting pedophile hobo with COPD. This is a huge step up.

Now he just sounds like a dumpster diving pedo.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He should be wearing s tin foil hat and screaming about U-Boats by now.

 

[GentooGuy]

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I, for one, am ready for Armageddon. Let the trumpet blow, Gabriel.

Let the sax blow, Tommy.

Ah yeah, we’re ready for Doomsday.

 

[Captain Manning]

This coming year is when the space Jews are gonna come get him, right?

I only occasionally follow Tommy.

 

[BigTodd]

This coming year is when the space Jews are gonna come get him, right?

I only occasionally follow Tommy.

Originally it was before 2020, now it's by the end of 2020. This time next year, it'll be 2025. Tom moves the goalposts every time

 

[Deadpool]

The hormones are really helping his transition into a chipmunk.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

this filthy sodomite thinks he's going to heaven?

 

[Deadpool]

this filthy sodomite thinks he's going to heaven?

He also thinks he's a woman, and not a child molester. He isn't known for being a reliable narrator.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

this filthy sodomite thinks he's going to heaven?

I’m not sure he read the same books the rest of us did.

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall
enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth
the will of my Father which is in heaven.

If I remember right, this was against the false prophets. Either way, just saying you love the Lord and Jesus doesn’t mean you get in, you must practice what you preach.
Tommy being Tommy, his odds don’t look that great.

 

[Postal_Rat]

If I remember right, this was against the false prophets. Either way, just saying you love the Lord and Jesus doesn’t mean you get in, you must practice what you preach.
Tommy being Tommy, his odds don’t look that great.

What are you talking about Tom is a upstanding, peace loving, charitable, hippy eager to give out spiritual guidance who most certainly didn't molest a child, and doesn't fuck dogs he just gives them a wank which is better somehow

 

[BigTodd]

Isn't Tom a Jew anyway? What's with the apparent prayer to Jesus?

 

[Postal_Rat]

Isn't Tom a Jew anyway? What's with the apparent prayer to Jesus?

in Tom world all religions are equally valid especially the contradictory parts in essence we are not brain damaged enough to understand

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

What are you talking about Tom is a upstanding, peace loving, charitable, hippy eager to give out spiritual guidance who most certainly didn't molest a child, and doesn't fuck dogs he just gives them a wank which is better somehow

Of course. Why didn’t I think of that?