LGBT 12-29-15 Chris threatens Lulu. Merp slurp me wop filkin gee duop he cho. -

[CatParty]

 

[AnOminous]

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Maybe he should go to their offices and mace somebody for justice.

 

[jc17]

It's good to know he learned absolutely nothing from his pepper spray adventure. I mean, we already knew that year of court hearings wouldn't teach him shit, but it's nice to get a reminder from Chris telling us, "Violence and discrimination is bad... Now 'scuse me while I beat up someone for making me sad. Merp slurp."

 

[Hyperion]

Instead of going and assaulting people at Lulu maybe Chris's "customers" should file a dispute with him.

 

[Clown Doll]

Barb has finally taught Chris the language of her Hutt lineage, I see .

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Oh dear. That didn't take long.

 

[SpessCaptain]

If Lulu won't sell Chris' Fanworks then how come peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo? Ho ho ho ho hooooo.

Chris: 0
Lulu: 0
Jabba: 1

 

[Cinnamonn]

Merp slurp me wop filkin gee duop he cho.

Did Chris make up his own language or something? There's something about this combonation of nonsense that seems so purposeful. Like all it would take is the right knowledge to unlock what it means...

That or Chris is just more of a moron than I thought he was.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Please tell me that's just Random Access Humor.

 

[Vitriol]

Merp slurp me wop filkin gee duop he cho

Is that the cwc equivalent of 'crytyping' or just untranslated autism?

 

[Adolf_Ash]

I bet that last part made Lulu crap their briefs in fear real good.

 

[Agentpeanut]

Please tell me that's just Random Access Humor.

I hope not, I'm still trying to erase the image of a naked Chris Chan sperging out in his dingy lit bedroom.

 

[AnOminous]

Did Chris make up his own language or something? There's something about this combonation of nonsense that seems so purposeful. Like all it would take is the right knowledge to unlock what it means...

That or Chris is just more of a moron than I thought he was.

Are you denying the power of a genyoowine Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha?

 

[Agentpeanut]

Barb has finally taught Chris the language of her Hutt lineage, I see .

Either that, or Chris just shat himself.

 

[Cinnamonn]

Are you denying the power of a genyoowine Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha?

No, I'm just trying to decipher whatever hidden meaning Chris gave unto us through these words.

 

[Count Olaf]

"Violence and discrimination is bad... Now 'scuse me while I beg the legions of fans I dont actually have to beat up the meanies who banned me for a legitmate reason because I'm to dizzy from OD'ing on Oestrogel to do it myself. Also buy my shit. Merp slurp."

FTFY

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Please note that he's not actually asking his True and Loyal fanbase to wreak havoc on Lulu. He merely feels like doing it.

Edit: I wonder if this is related to his suspended sentence, but I may be giving him too much credit.

 

[Clown Doll]

Please note that he's not actually asking his True and Loyal fanbase to wreak havoc on Lulu.

Lock S-Chus in attack position.

He's the fat one that gets shot down.

Porkins only got shot down once .

 

[Count Olaf]

Lock S-Chus in attack position.
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He's the fat one that gets shot down.

And now I'm trying to blend Sonichu with Star Wars.

Obi-Bob Kenobi.

Darth Slaweel.

Emperor Graudon

Chris Skychandler.

Han Sonichu

Crystal Organa.

Barbara the Hutt (with one of the cats as the Jabbas bat pet thing)

Blakeba Fett.

Grand Moff Marvin

I could go on cause this thought train is hilarious. But I won't. Maybe in another thread.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Lock S-Chus in attack position.
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Chris Porkins

Someone should tell him the Lulu headquarters is only an hour or twos drive away,