Surgery 12-29-15: Obese Phil Lies About Surgery More, Calls Out Smutley -

[Cuck Norris]

 

[Erubetie]

We don't care if you get snipped, Phil. We care that you'll probably get infected and rot some more.
Well, some of us, anyhow. You're a premium lolcow.

 

[sugoi-chan]

You just revealed that you're going to be staying at a hospital, Phil. That dramatically narrows down the list of places for Kiwilluminati agents to investigate as there are only so many hospitals in your area.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

That's a lot of words just to say that he spent the entire day shitting his pants.

 

[Xarpho]

So if he discloses the information, one of his "headmates" (I presume) will let him exercise one of his fetishes? Do I have that right?

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Nigga wishes he could handle dox like our boy Smutley

 

[RP 520]

How do you fax a letter then convert it to a .pdf? Wouldn't that require the faxed letter to be re-scanned and made into a file? Wouldn't it just be easier to e-mail the file?

 

[Hyperion]

In other words Phil is lying and he's angry that we know he's lying.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Example of "letter"

To whom it may concern,

Please remove this man nuts most promptly and in medical fashion

Signed
A.Human M.D PHD

 

[EI 903]

As we all know, stating "I have the thing you say doesn't exist" is just as good as providing actual proof.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Now to play the game of "how many statuses will it take for ADF to either post the heavily censored magic letters or deny that he had been given any letters at all".

Knowing the pattern of Phil's escapades throughout the western seaboard, the latter is likely the case.

 

[cans.wav]

"THE CHIEF CENSOR"

lol

 

[Cuck Norris]

As we all know, stating "I have the thing you say doesn't exist" is just as good as providing actual proof.

It's worked for religion since forever. :^)

 

[Positron]

...under harsh penalty of imprisonment and torture in a dungeon by a certain domme...

Ugh.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Example of "letter"

To whom it may concern,

Please remove this GENUINE LATINIX WOMANS (remember, not a white man) nuts most promptly and in medical fashion

Signed
A.Human M.D PHD

P.S. DON"T FORGET! Not a white dude, but a tue translatinix womyn!

FTTY

 

[Twrx]

So, Phil still doesn't have his letters?

 

[Master of Tuna]

I used to wonder where Phil would find others to help run his retardistan. Sounds like he's just going to fill up his cabinet with make-believe, magic and madness

 

[Axiom]

'Chief Censor' and punishment? That is some fucked up Orwellian dungeon porn bullshit there.

 

[Cubanodun]

Faxed and converted to .PDF



Nice try phil next time tell us that they send you a telegram with the information you fat fuck

 

[VLAD]

If he converted his Wonka-Bar Golden Ticket to a .pdf file, that would make it very easy for him to share online as proof of his claims.

So why doesn't he do it?