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12/30 - Chris mad at Lukas Simpkins, says Lukas wanted him to buy booze -
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Wait, Chris was buying alcohol for these dipshits? That's pretty damn illegal if I'm reading this right.
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I already posted this in the thread for the Troon Squad, but buying liquor for minors is a pretty big offence. Most states don't take this lightly.
But making fun of the Sonichu OC is clearly the biggest problem Chris has with Lukas
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Inviting Chris to your house and then fucking with him sounds like a bad idea.
Lol Chris could drive to their house and pepper spray the three of them.
The thing that gets me the most is how that's not even the big thing with Chris. Want me to buy you booze, fine. No problem. The second you dare insult the Sonichu that Chris labored for a good hour making with his crayola markers, it's over. He's coming in guns blazing.
That fine means nothing to Chris, just another debt that they'll pay off once the merge happens and he has access to all his cash in cwcville. I don't really even think they'll lock 'em up anyways solely based off of how familiar the court system probably is with Chris at this point.
That fine means nothing to Chris, just another debt that they'll pay off once the merge happens and he has access to all his cash in cwcville. I don't really even think they'll lock 'em up anyways solely based off of how familiar the court system probably is with Chris at this point.
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I love how ignorant of laws Chris is.
Well here's the thing. I don't think he's ignorant of them. I think what it may be is the fact that he's never really faced any immediate repercussions for his actions. The closest thing he's faced is a ban. In any case, he finds a way to slink back in. He's been threatened with jail time, sure, but I think even he knows that the court system has sympathy for him. Even their sympathy will run out eventually though. With this whole "goddess" shit going on too, god only knows what's going on in that head of his.
Imagine being the liquor store dude and seeing Chris walk up to you.I already posted this in the thread for the Troop Squad, but buying liquor for minors is a pretty big offence. Most states don't take this lightly.
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But making fun of the Sonichu OC is clearly the biggest problem Chris has with Lukas
They'll spin him a few more autistic yarns and get him back on their side, just like Wise did. You can already see signs of it in whatever ARVORE is.
I think Chris now has a perpetual "in" that's available for any autist to troll him, and as a result, anything goes at this point.
Not anymore. He unfollowed Lukas, because mocking Sonichus is srs business yo.
Who the fuck is 'Arvore'?
Lmao, even when Chris is 'telling off' the fucktard who's been screwing with him for 6 months, he's simultaneously making excuses for her.
Whats the bet that Lukas re-ingratiates herself back into Chris's good books inside of a week?
Lmao, even when Chris is 'telling off' the fucktard who's been screwing with him for 6 months, he's simultaneously making excuses for her.
Whats the bet that Lukas re-ingratiates herself back into Chris's good books inside of a week?
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I feel so bad for that store owner. You just try and make small talk with this...being that entered your store and is buying something. You probably say something like "Hi, find everything okay?" and they just start going off about dimensions, ponies, this "sonichu" creature you've never heard of and something about "damn dirty trolls". For whatever reason, he just reeks of shit and rotten watermelons. The money's good though, so you do what you gotta do.
No, I think that was a creation of Chris' in an attempt to maintain the integrity of his insane headcanon. I think Chris really, really doesn't want to let go of the merge.
I don't think it's all that easy to cold approach Chris online with merge stuff and get an "in" that way.
Don't get me wrong, it's still much easier than it should be, which is why Chris is insane and needs a caretaker.
But I still think there's aspects about this situation that render it unique compared to what your average internet-based idea guy would do. Like that they live within driving distance, are girls, and paid him $1k to visit them were huge advantages that your typical sperg won't have.
Who the fuck is 'Arvore'?
Lmao, even when Chris is 'telling off' the fucktard who's been screwing with him for 6 months, he's simultaneously making excuses for her.
Whats the bet that Lukas re-ingratiates herself back into Chris's good books inside of a week?
I think "Arvore" is supposed to be Arfoire, who is a recurring antagonist in the Neptunia series. One of the idea guys told Chris that Jessica Quinn was actually Arfoire in disguise, so presumably Chris thinks she's real and is trying to stop the merge and/or troll him by making people talk shit about his precious Sonichus.
So "Arvore" is Clyde Cash mkII; the distant, nefarious villain who's the real cause behind everything bad that ever happens to Chris?
Its hilarious how he's always super-pissed at 'da trolls', in this faceless, generic way, but when he's actually dealing with one first hand, he absolves them of all responsibility, and blames some made-up, comic book bad guy.
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A major breaking of the law. If people wanted to completely fuck over Chris some more, they could report this and it might stick better then the debt he constantly gets.
Now I really wonder about the parents involved in all this.
Subconcious Offense
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It's not even to fuck with him. If you are a resident of Virginia, you should be reporting this just to be a good person.
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I figured saying 'do it to enforce the law' would mean nothing on Kiwifarms.
Might be a misdemeanor in Virginia, but in some places it's a Felony.
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