12/30 - Fatass Phil Lies about His Weight Again -

[chimpburgers]

 

[wet_butt]

Ask Phil about his new intestinal parasite diet. Shit yourself slim!

 

[Master of Tuna]

I think he's using the Kilo like a good australatinian should, therein lies the confusion.

 

[Hyperion]

Phil if you weigh 186 why do you look like you're not a pound shy of 230? 230 at 5'6 isn't a good look, Philthy.

 

[Bassomatic]

Another in the long series of I'll make an insane claim and you all go along with it. Phil's out of ass patters, now he has to make an insane claim to the only people who even notice he's alive, and we mock him for it.

Congrats Phil, you either are lying like normal or the speed you lost weight is a serious medical issue. Both are pretty funny.

 

[Smutley]

@tweaker the cat would you mind refreshing us on Phil's height? I can't for the life of me remember how tall he is.

Phil should only brag if he's in the Over 6-Foot Master Race, the manlet.

 

[Hyperion]

It's a Christmas miracle that fat sped responded to my post. Brb making another Isabel facebook

 

[Ruin]

Ask Phil about his new intestinal parasite diet. Shit yourself slim!

 

[VLAD]

Road signs don't make it real, Philthy.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I think he's using the Kilo like a good australatinian should, therein lies the confusion.

He is actually using jupiter masses

 

[Football Meatlong]

die-t phil

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Hooves claimed 5'9" a while back. Hooves looks shorter than that to me, though.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Bad Dog]

My fuckin' ass does Phil weigh less than I do lmao.

 

['tism]

Didn't someone call his next weight post using that sign in the last thread?

 

[niggers]

"well, at least now that i have no friends, i dont have to upload facebook photos. i can lie about my weight all day!"

seriously phil prioritize

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Being Vegan is Great.

Vegan? What an odd way of saying "probably still eating pizza and blocks of cheese."

I also think that if we got a timer on the forums for "It has been [amount of time] since Phil last lied about his weight," it might discourage him from obviously doing it so much.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

 

[Positron]

Say hello to your real weight, Phil

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil should only brag if he's in the Over 6-Foot Master Race, the manlet.

Hooves claimed 5'9" a while back.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/09-21...his-weight-again-still-wont-give-proof.12786/

Tweaker said that Phil has a Napoleon complex.