12/9- Phil pretends that he is human and has rights -

  • Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.

wagglyplacebo

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WireSponge

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It makes sense that Phil would be trying to get surgery in Berkeley of all places, since it's home of the nuttiest people in California. You would have to be a bit exceptionally unhinged to get close enough to perform surgery on that thing.

I'd bet a twenty that he's trying to mooch off of the UC Berkeley students that actually have a future. Student loans are wasted when there is a poor trans-latinx potato homeless out on the streets.
 

Taily Puff

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I don't have a basic medical right to have wings attached to my back, because I'm not an angel Phil.

You might notice a parallel there, because're not a fucking Latina woman and your basic medical rights only extend to keeping your ass alive after you eat another block of dumpster cheese with your Feces & Ginger scented rodent paws.
 
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AnOminous

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Yeah. Phil tells his doctor that a gamergate related internet conspiracy against translatina women has ordered a hit on him.

I'm going to assume his doctor prescribed him some kind of anti-psychotic. Me, I would have called the psych ward and had him locked up.

Doc hands him a bunch of horse pills. Sure, yeah, these are "hormones." Turns out they're Haldol.
 

Karen Riley

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I'm quite new to following Phil so I could be extremely wide off the mark here but a good part of me believes he's not as paranoid about us as he lets on. I mean he loves attention from his enablers and he loves to feel persecuted so hyping up how scared and worried of us he feels can only help with his persecution complex.

I think and hope it's a combination of both paranoia and him loving to feel persecuted though, it's a great thought to imagine him shooting himself in the foot by rambling to doctors about a bunch of Kiwis dead set on him not changing his gender.
 

Optimus Prime

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I'm quite new to following Phil so I could be extremely wide off the mark here but a good part of me believes he's not as paranoid about us as he lets on.

No, he really does believe the Farms are actually a super secret association of trolls whose sole purpose is to completely destroy his life...more than he already has left it in a smoking, smelly, shit-covered ruin. He does make up most of the shit he accuses the farms of doing (like the drive-by that never happened), but he obsessively stalks the forum to the point if he didn't think we were a bird themed Majestic-12, then everything we know to be fact about him that isn't directly from his mouth would be wrong. And that encompasses testimony from a lot of people who have directly had to interact with fatty.
 
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