I know, less than ten years to go before he dies of some easily-avoidable illness brought on by poor hygiene, self-indulgence and stupidity. My money’s on sepsis.
[12 Aug 19] Phil celebrates his 34th birthday by appealing to "financial solidarity" - Spent his tugboat on mall-ninja shit
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I'm going with tetanus personally. I can see him getting it when he eventually becomes a bum pushing a garbage filled shopping cart.
Qi Meng Dealer
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This is true for most cows, really. The Farms wouldn't be as robust as it is today if only a few people built their lives around getting asspats. So many people really aren't savvy enough to handle social media.
On a semi-related note, great post, fam.
This shit repeats every year. It's almost like Phil doesn't know how to change things up to look desperate. Also, he wrote on the board to kill your ego everyday or get your ass kicked, that's pretty funny Phil.
"Love Yourself"
Phil clearly has that down.
Phil clearly has that down.
On the contrary, I think Phil hates himself. That's why he is always changing things that he claims are part of his identity. He desperately wants to be someone he clearly is not, and will never be.
Closely related, but i'm going with a minor staph infection that he fails to recognize or care for and it blooms into full-on MRSA or Necrotizing Fasciitis in the Emergency Ward.
While he can still think and type through waves of agonizing pain, he'll claim the Fash shot him with a polonium slug or Kiwis tagged him with a dart tipped in ricin.
Ray Streip
kiwifarms.net
I hope he reads everything people say here.
I hope he has increasingly-crippling moments of self-awareness in reaction to what he reads.
34 fucking years old and still sperging about antifa while begging for money because he can't sustain himself.
Fucking. Pathetic.
I hope he has increasingly-crippling moments of self-awareness in reaction to what he reads.
34 fucking years old and still sperging about antifa while begging for money because he can't sustain himself.
Fucking. Pathetic.
Oh, he reads here obsessively. He's always checking in to see what those damn dirty Kiwi fascists are saying about him. I don't know why, seeing as how we never buy into his lies, pat his ass, or support his delusions. Mr. Isaboy is not a very bright man.
I'd become an FBI agent before Phil starts to sustain himself.
Phil's never been the sharpest knife in the shed. This is best illustrated by him at the Occupy protests before Rainbow Jesus punches him. Anything Phil can do, someone else will do it better.
Rainbow Jesus wasn't the one who punched him. That was some skinny little white college kid who decked Phil. Rainbow Jesus just saved Phil from making an even bigger ass of himself than he already had on camera.
I really want an actual member of Antifa (as in, someone who actually goes out and "bashes the fash") to call him out on his "Crime Minister" title. One of three thing would happen:"Destroy your ego"
Yet here we are, with a potato smugly claiming himself a Crime Minister
He'd get his ass kicked by, yet another, leftist nutcase who decided that he is making them look even worse than they already are.
He'd go out and break a law that would "dismantle our white supremacist, captialist, heteropatriarchy". This will be anything from him recording himself tipping over a trash can, with him possibly getting scolded by a cop, cleaning up his mess, and then telling the nice police officer that he won't do it again, or possibly attempting to assault a "fascist" which will either get his ass kicked or arrested.
Or, the most likely scenario, he sits at home, does nothing to prove his self-appointed title, and gets rejected by, yet another, group of outcasts.
Or he "REEEEEEEEEs" on social media that some alt-right Kiwi nazi posing as a member of Antifa attacked him, misgendered him, tried to rape him, and he's totally legit you guys.
It was such a shame Rainbow Jesus was there. I feel Phil, given a little more camera time could've showed in an even more memorable fashion how he has absolutely no idea about politics and just repeats slogans he sees online. Not that the smug rat teeth floundering wasn't hilarious enough.
I always expect to hear snorting pig noises punctuating sentences when Phil talks, solely because of how his face is shaped. The pretentious lip smacking just isn't piggy enough.
He's already become the go-to posterboy that people use to show the stereotypical ignorant, lazy, greedy, "gimme gimme" leftards who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. He's been on quite a few conservative shows to point and make fun of the Occupy/Antifa crowd, shows like Glenn Beck. He's become so much of a mocked stereotype that he's basically an absurd caricature at this point.
But I agree, any time Phil is allowed to freely embarrass himself is a good time.
The really depressing part is how he loves to suffer and complain about it. One can argue working on your birthday is hellish and how you give your workforce to a capitalist system and blah blah blah. Those are somewhat valid point (to a certain extent) but let's check his particular case:
1- He thinks he's bashing the fash by doing nothing all day, alone and cold in some stinky ghetto apartment. Someone his age with a job, friends and/or family can come home, have dinner, go out and sleep on a nice bed every day.
2- He thinks handouts are the only way of living while someone with a job can afford his own subsistence.
3- He thinks cutting his dick off was an act of bravery and subversion to an unfair system. Someone with a good head between his shoulders wouldn't do such a thing because it's stupid from every angle.
4- he thinks it's ok to beg for food on his birthday. Does nothing to improve his situation and keeps alienating everyone around him. Someone with a job would possibly throw a quarter or two to someone like him and if the infra-minded individual gets angry because he can't society, It's jail time for the lazy bum.
Because the guy with a job pays his taxes. Taxes pay the police to have this useless waste of oxygen at bay. See? It's how the system work. You don't work at all, Phil. You're broken.
Now do a backflip or something, piggy. Do something for the oxygen you're entitled to breathe.
I can tell you that I would much rather work on my birthday in a Capitalist system where after taxes I can spend my money however I see fit vs. working on my birthday in a Communist system where the State gets most of my earnings and then dictates what I can spend the pittance I get to keep on.
It's hilarious how Phil, who is a consumerist whore who enjoys his individualism and craves being the center of attention, thinks that he would have a more enjoyable life and more freedom with Communism. It's such an oxymoron.
To be fair, that's often the case in many purported "capitalist" societies as well. Or at least it's what a lot of people would like to do here.
As a side note, a surprising number of millennials favor communism because, well, this is my theory, they feel that capitalism hasn't quite worked out for them personally. Phil might honestly feel this way but he probably just watched some shitty anime about personified countries and fell in love with China or whatever.
Also, don't tell Phil that gender reassignment surgery and anime don't exist in Communism. As far as I know, they don't.
Communist countries have been brutally oppressive towards LGBT individuals, so he's got that one really wrong.
You could have fooled me, one of the fan groups Phil was allegedly part of was called "Every Rainbow Begins With Red" and it was a gay communist fan club or something.
So don't think he's the only one.
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