[12 Aug 19] Phil celebrates his 34th birthday by appealing to "financial solidarity" - Spent his tugboat on mall-ninja shit

[The Dude]

You could have fooled me, one of the fan groups Phil was allegedly part of was called "Every Rainbow Begins With Red" and it was a gay communist fan club or something.

So don't think he's the only one.

Those gay Commie groups are all middle class kids who grew up privileged in Western Capitalist countries. Most of them weren't even alive when Communism, real Communism, was still around. They blow off all the brutal facts about the Soviet Union, China, Cambodia, etc. back in the day killing off millions wholesale. Some of them even say it's all lies made up by the US and it's allies. The USSR alone killed more people than the Nazis. Or they will say that Communism didn't fail because their specific, fanciful, naive version of Communism hasn't been tried yet. Phil is so fucking ignorant about Communism that he believes China is an LGBT utopia. All Communist regimes have been brutally against LGBT people. A Communist system would throw tranzgingerz in the gulag because at its core being trans is strongly individualistic, and individualism goes fully against the collective. Its putting oneself over everyone else, which is antithetical to Communist principles.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Those gay Commie groups are all middle class kids who grew up privileged in Western Capitalist countries. Most of them weren't even alive when Communism, real Communism, was still around. They blow off all the brutal facts about the Soviet Union, China, Cambodia, etc. back in the day killing off millions wholesale. Some of them even say it's all lies made up by the US and it's allies. The USSR alone killed more people than the Nazis. Or they will say that Communism didn't fail because their specific, fanciful, naive version of Communism hasn't been tried yet. Phil is so fucking ignorant about Communism that he believes China is an LGBT utopia. All Communist regimes have been brutally against LGBT people. A Communist system would throw tranzgingerz in the gulag because at its core being trans is strongly individualistic, and individualism goes fully against the collective. Its putting oneself over everyone else, which is antithetical to Communist principles.

Funny how people who claim to subscribe to collectivist ideals don't want those ideals applied to themselves. It seems that way a lot, I've seen it in subscribers of a certain political party as well.

And I believe it was a DeviantArt fan club? Sounds like your typical proletarian meeting ground. Plus, those millions dead were rich capitalists living off of daddy's trust fund money and being drains on socialism and they deserved their fate...right?

 

[The Dude]

Funny how people who claim to subscribe to collectivist ideals don't want those ideals applied to themselves. It seems that way a lot, I've seen it in subscribers of a certain political party as well.

And I believe it was a DeviantArt fan club? Sounds like your typical proletarian meeting ground. Plus, those millions dead were rich capitalists living off of daddy's trust fund money and being drains on socialism and they deserved their fate...right?

I think the grand prize for hilariously misguided asinine beliefs about Communism has to go to Phil for his belief that if Communism were to take over Capitalism in the US, that he would automatically find himself in the power elite, with all the authority and privilege he could ever want. Phil honestly believes that if Antifa were to overthrow the US government, he would find himself high up in some Autistic Antifa Gestapo, torturing all those who wronged him. Not only does Phil show a remarkable lack of self-awareness with that idea, but it also highlights that Phil doesn't know a fucking thing about Antifa or what it really stands for. He honestly believes that if anti-fascists were to gain control that they would create some kind of fascist secret police where he would be given authority, power, and carte blanche to viciously hurt everyone he doesn't like.

Honestly, I can't decide who is more pathetically delusional: CWC for believing that cartoons are real in an alternate dimension which is merging with our own dimension and once it does he will be a super powered goddess, or Phil for believing that there is any system where he will be more than a worthless, lazy, impotent mongoloid who has all the power of a dead watch battery.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I think the grand prize for hilariously misguided asinine beliefs about Communism has to go to Phil for his belief that if Communism were to take over Capitalism in the US, that he would automatically find himself in the power elite, with all the authority and privilege he could ever want. Phil honestly believes that if Antifa were to overthrow the US government, he would find himself high up in some Autistic Antifa Gestapo, torturing all those who wronged him. Not only does Phil show a remarkable lack of self-awareness with that idea, but it also highlights that Phil doesn't know a fucking thing about Antifa or what it really stands for. He honestly believes that if anti-fascists were to gain control that they would create some kind of fascist secret police where he would be given authority, power, and carte blanche to viciously hurt everyone he doesn't like.

Honestly, I can't decide who is more pathetically delusional: CWC for believing that cartoons are real in an alternate dimension which is merging with our own dimension and once it does he will be a super powered goddess, or Phil for believing that there is any system where he will be more than a worthless, lazy, impotent mongoloid who has all the power of a dead watch battery.

Well said on Phil, I really don't know if I can add anything more insightful than what you just said. The fact that he believes that Antifa (at least in its current state) can overthrow a fucking ice cream stand, let alone a sovereign nation, is laughable in itself. But it doesn't truly capture the grand scale of his delusion.

At least Chris is more entertaining, or was at one point. I actually enjoyed Sonichu for what it was, but what has Phil drawn that has amused...well...anybody, really. If I had to choose someone as my bunkmate in a mental ward/spaceship to another galaxy, or whatever, it would be a tough choice between these two. But I think I know the obvious choice in this case.

 

[The Dude]

Well said on Phil, I really don't know if I can add anything more insightful than what you just said. The fact that he believes that Antifa (at least in its current state) can overthrow a fucking ice cream stand, let alone a sovereign nation, is laughable in itself. But it doesn't truly capture the grand scale of his delusion.

At least Chris is more entertaining, or was at one point. I actually enjoyed Sonichu for what it was, but what has Phil drawn that has amused...well...anybody, really. If I had to choose someone as my bunkmate in a mental ward/spaceship to another galaxy, or whatever, it would be a tough choice between these two. But I think I know the obvious choice in this case.

I see the delusions of CWC and Phil as being two sides of the same childishly Autistic coin. Their delusions may be different in their content, but the reason behind them are exactly the same. They both make up these comforting power fantasies to distract themselves from the truth. And the truth is they are both weak, cowardly, impotent, unimportant people who are lonely, pathetic, and completely powerless. They both have the minds of children and have very little control or influence in their lives. They both stay at home every day, engaging in escapism and daydreaming about being powerful and important.

So, to me, they are both very boring, especially these days. All they do is post their power fantasies on social media, trying to convince people they're anything but the pathetic little boys they really are. There are far more interesting lolcows out there, but CWC and Phil are among the first lolcows to come to the attention of the internet, so for many of us it's become part of our routines to keep tabs on them. The only real entertainment either of them brings these days is in the discussions we have here over the ridiculous bullshit they say, because neither of them really does anything anymore.

As far as being stuck on a spaceship with either of them? I think I'd rather open the airlock and end it all instead of having to deal with being in proximity to either of them for an extended period of time. The cold embrace of space is definitely preferable to me.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I see the delusions of CWC and Phil as being two sides of the same childishly Autistic coin. Their delusions may be different in their content, but the reason behind them are exactly the same. They both make up these comforting power fantasies to distract themselves from the truth. And the truth is they are both weak, cowardly, impotent, unimportant people who are lonely, pathetic, and completely powerless. They both have the minds of children and have very little control or influence in their lives. They both stay at home every day, engaging in escapism and daydreaming about being powerful and important.

So, to me, they are both very boring, especially these days. All they do is post their power fantasies on social media, trying to convince people they're anything but the pathetic little boys they really are. There are far more interesting lolcows out there, but CWC and Phil are among the first lolcows to come to the attention of the internet, so for many of us it's become part of our routines to keep tabs on them. The only real entertainment either of them brings these days is in the discussions we have here over the ridiculous bullshit they say, because neither of them really does anything anymore.

As far as being stuck on a spaceship with either of them? I think I'd rather open the airlock and end it all instead of having to deal with being in proximity to either of them for an extended period of time. The cold embrace of space is definitely preferable to me.

No doubt they're both nuts and probably undeserving of sympathy, but at least Chris is less likely to murder you in your sleep. But what if the airlock is sealed and you are unable to open it? LOL reminds me of a comic I saw where Adolf Hitler was sentenced to an eternity of flying through space in a capsule with his speeches playing on a loop. They thought of everything! Besides I could put up with anybody if the ship is the size of Red Dwarf or something. Plus I can tolerate ridiculous levels of autism that would kill a normie under most circumstances. I'd have to say there's probably worse people to get stuck on a ship with, but there's probably less bad ones too.

I'm still curious about how Chris's story will end. I'm sure Phil will end in a not good way. Being a dirty hobo with no genitals and shitty tattoos everywhere (from a questionable artist no doubt) can't be a great way to live.

 

[Positron]

No doubt they're both nuts and probably undeserving of sympathy, but at least Chris is less likely to murder you in your sleep.

Phil didn't murder Slingblade in his sleep, ergo he is incapable of murdering anyone in their sleep.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Phil didn't murder Slingblade in his sleep, ergo he is incapable of murdering anyone in their sleep.

If Antifa hasn't killed anybody, it's not because they're more peaceful than those "violent right wingers" we keep hearing about, it's because of their laughable incompetence at going to war with so much as a loaded trash can. And from what I gather even Phil isn't likely to be invited any time soon.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

No doubt they're both nuts and probably undeserving of sympathy, but at least Chris is less likely to murder you in your sleep. But what if the airlock is sealed and you are unable to open it? LOL reminds me of a comic I saw where Adolf Hitler was sentenced to an eternity of flying through space in a capsule with his speeches playing on a loop. They thought of everything! Besides I could put up with anybody if the ship is the size of Red Dwarf or something. Plus I can tolerate ridiculous levels of autism that would kill a normie under most circumstances. I'd have to say there's probably worse people to get stuck on a ship with, but there's probably less bad ones too.

I'm still curious about how Chris's story will end. I'm sure Phil will end in a not good way. Being a dirty hobo with no genitals and shitty tattoos everywhere (from a questionable artist no doubt) can't be a great way to live.

I reckon Phil will either wind up as a morbidly obese shut-in or pushing his belongings round in a shopping cart. Chris has people who care about him, in a slightly twisted way. Phil is entirely charmless.

Re the spaceship question, I actually would choose Phil. While Chris is a nicer person, at least with Phil you could order him to shut up if he started tarding out.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I reckon Phil will either wind up as a morbidly obese shut-in or pushing his belongings round in a shopping cart. Chris has people who care about him, in a slightly twisted way. Phil is entirely charmless.

Re the spaceship question, I actually would choose Phil. While Chris is a nicer person, at least with Phil you could order him to shut up if he started tarding out.

I would at least feel less bad about beating Phil until he shut up than I would Chris so, there’s that.

He would also be less likely to fight back than Chris.

 

[The Dude]

I would at least feel less bad about beating Phil until he shut up than I would Chris so, there’s that.

He would also be less likely to fight back than Chris.

I guess Phil could be useful as a punching bag so you could at least get a workout while stuck drifting through space.

 

[Coldgrip]

As a side note, a surprising number of millennials favor communism because, well, this is my theory, they feel that capitalism hasn't quite worked out for them personally.

Most millennials favor communism because they don't have the foggiest clue what it is and think it means free stuff and no work, or at least only work they want to do like designing a web comic or being an "artist", for them.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Most millennials favor communism because they don't have the foggiest clue what it is and think it means free stuff and no work, or at least only work they want to do like designing a web comic or being an "artist", for them.

Magical gay space communism isn't like Stalinism though! How dare you question my beliefs in a system that will end poverty and bring about equality!

I think Phil's deal is Maoism though or was? He needs to take a great leap forward, in losing some calories!

 

[Coldgrip]

Magical gay space communism isn't like Stalinism though! How dare you question my beliefs in a system that will end poverty and bring about equality!

I think Phil's deal is Maoism though or was? He needs to take a great leap forward, in losing some calories!

He espoused stalinism IIRC early on, but he likely thinks both are the same thing and thus interchangeable.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I believe he’s now an anarcho-communist, or at least calls himself that. If you asked him to explain the concept, he’d stare blankly into space, then foul himself.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I believe he’s now an anarcho-communist, or at least calls himself that. If you asked him to explain the concept, he’d stare blankly into space, then foul himself.

I don't think he'd stare blankly, I think he'd look off next to you then it would start as a blank stare which would then get more and more frustrated as he attempted to cobble together a response from the word salad he ganked off twitter before eventually stress shitting himself.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Phil is so fucking ignorant about Communism that he believes China is an LGBT utopia.

indeed - as an example, even today the Chinese word for tranny (人妖, rényāo) literally means 'human monster'

If Antifa hasn't killed anybody, it's not because they're more peaceful than those "violent right wingers" we keep hearing about, it's because of their laughable incompetence at going to war with so much as a loaded trash can. And from what I gather even Phil isn't likely to be invited any time soon.

and because they're piss-weak nancies whose only strength is in numbers; if they were to try and rob a small 10 year old child, they'd need at least three of them for it to be a fair fight

 

[The Un-Clit]

I reckon Phil will either wind up as a morbidly obese shut-in or pushing his belongings round in a shopping cart. Chris has people who care about him, in a slightly twisted way. Phil is entirely charmless.

Re the spaceship question, I actually would choose Phil. While Chris is a nicer person, at least with Phil you could order him to shut up if he started tarding out.

The stank dude, the stank. He's not called "Philthy Phil " for nothing! Chris might smell of Axe and ass every once in a while, he at least has a BASIC level of understanding of cleanlyness and controlling body odour.

Phil just stinks of ass, cheese, month-old sweat, more cheese, possibly rotting stinkditch, more unwashed ass and sour cheese. And he dosen't care.

Chris would also be a LOT more bearable to talk to. His shit might be childish, but at least it's not mindlessly locked on antifa, trans-rights, communism, and figging.

Chris also has the most fun toys to play with. Phil's mall-ninja crap is only fun if you are using it on Phil.