Interests 12-Aug-2016: Thebleach212, AKA Dylan Padilla, reddit user, takes creepshots of Chris at Toys-r-Us - Tards watching tards

[kobebyarlant]

Holy shit, I work in a Toys R Us in Charlottesville, VA, and Chris-chan came in yesterday. Bought 2 tins of pokemon cards and promptly left, but not before I saw MLP Figurines sticking out of his purse. Neon green tank top, short shorts, and bright blue hair. I just started working there, but according to my boss, Chris-Chan comes in about twice a month.

Here you go He comes in every 2 weeks or so to buy pokemon cards and videogames, presumably because he was banned from all the gamestops in the city. Not gonna upload it to the wiki because it may cost me my job or a pepper spray to the face, but someone else feel free to.

Source: https://archive.md/Du7NL

 

[Randy Lahey]

it's like a samsquamptch sighting

 

[Ray Streip]

Haha he'd fit in perfectly on peopleofwalmart.com

 

[Innocuous Banter]

Sexy

 

[kobebyarlant]

it's like a samsquamptch sighting

"Tomgirls in the Mist"

 

[AA 102]

Nice to see Chris only buying necessities.

 

[Ol' Slag]

This is like a Bigfoot sighting. Always grainy photographs with an aire of illegitimacy.

Also, does he always wear that nasty blue top?

 

[Apocalypso]

Found on this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/52d0l7/day_12_chris_and_encyclopædia_dramatica/

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"Holy shit, I work in a Toys R Us in Charlottesville, VA, and Chris-chan came in yesterday. Bought 2 tins of pokemon cards and promptly left, but not before I saw MLP Figurines sticking out of his purse. Neon green tank top, short shorts, and bright blue hair. I just started working there, but according to my boss, Chris-Chan comes in about twice a month."

plz delete if repost kthx

SPERGS "Я" WE

 

[Lalala]

This is like a Bigfoot sighting. Always grainy photographs with an aire of illegitimacy.

Also, does he always wear that nasty blue top?

The tops part of his DJ Pony cosplay along with the skirt, he just took off the jacket and plastic sunglasses to make it more 'street appropriate' i guess. Although I do think i spy the pony glasses sitting on top of his green mop.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

This is like a Bigfoot sighting. Always grainy photographs with an aire of illegitimacy.

Also, does he always wear that nasty blue top?

Is it a urban legend or reality? You'd be the judge.

 

[Apocalypso]

Found on this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/52d0l7/day_12_chris_and_encyclopædia_dramatica/

Spoiler: Preceding post for context

"Holy shit, I work in a Toys R Us in Charlottesville, VA, and Chris-chan came in yesterday. Bought 2 tins of pokemon cards and promptly left, but not before I saw MLP Figurines sticking out of his purse. Neon green tank top, short shorts, and bright blue hair. I just started working there, but according to my boss, Chris-Chan comes in about twice a month."

plz delete if repost kthx

Tard Trek 5: The Final Cashier

 

[selere]

I imagine how much Chris is ugly in person.

 

[moorhen]

I'm always amazed by how skinny his legs are. He looks like a misshapen lollipop.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Found on this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/52d0l7/day_12_chris_and_encyclopædia_dramatica/

Spoiler: Preceding post for context

"Holy shit, I work in a Toys R Us in Charlottesville, VA, and Chris-chan came in yesterday. Bought 2 tins of pokemon cards and promptly left, but not before I saw MLP Figurines sticking out of his purse. Neon green tank top, short shorts, and bright blue hair. I just started working there, but according to my boss, Chris-Chan comes in about twice a month."

plz delete if repost kthx

That. Same. Fucking. Top.

Is that pink thing a bra? Hes starting to look more like a white trash whore everyday.

Always grainy photographs with an aire of illegitimacy.

Its like cameras are cringing every time they are pointed at him.

 

[Strelok]

I see his old arch enemy HexBox is still stalking him.

 

[Arkangel]

I like how candid public photos of lolcows are almost always blurry because they've been shot with a phone camera and a shaky hand.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Found on this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/52d0l7/day_12_chris_and_encyclopædia_dramatica/

Spoiler: Preceding post for context

"Holy shit, I work in a Toys R Us in Charlottesville, VA, and Chris-chan came in yesterday. Bought 2 tins of pokemon cards and promptly left, but not before I saw MLP Figurines sticking out of his purse. Neon green tank top, short shorts, and bright blue hair. I just started working there, but according to my boss, Chris-Chan comes in about twice a month."

plz delete if repost kthx

GREAT JOB SAVING UP MONEY FOR YOUR MORTGAGE!

Those Pokemon cards must make Barb so proud of you Chris!

 

[HumanBeanbag]

"Bought 2 tins of pokemon cards and promptly left, but not before I saw MLP Figurines sticking out of his purse."

Further evidence that the ponyChristine figure is the new Medallion?

Also Chris hasn't eBegged for a while now. We're still nearish the start of the month and the tugboat but I wonder if he'll start again soon.

 

[AA 102]

it's like a samsquamptch sighting

EDIT EDIT: Pics working again.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I've always wanted to see an insider at one of the toy stores Chris frequents observe him, because the idea of a 34-year-old trotting around loading his cart up with Lego sets and toys is both amusing and horrifying to me.