Surgery [13 Feb 19] Phil needs revision surgery! - "I need help with my vagina"; wants to "relearn" riding the bike.

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And even these surgeons can fuck up.
From reading Susan's and reddit, it seems like needing revisions is really, really common even if you use one of the rock star surgeons. It's not so much a matter of surgeons fucking up as it being a procedure which comes with the risk of many complications and where the final result can't be properly assessed for a number of months.

It doesn't seem to be something which is mentioned a lot in the lead up to surgery, but the revisions are usually free of charge - although you're still up for airfares and accommodation if you used a surgeon who isn't local.

I think Phil's latched onto the ibuprofen thing because Toren never shuts up about being in so much pain that large doses of ibuprofen don't help, even though it's not the ideal medication for either of them.
 

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I think Phil's latched onto the ibuprofen thing because Toren never shuts up about being in so much pain that large doses of ibuprofen don't help, even though it's not the ideal medication for either of them.
Toren just incessantly bitches about ibuprofen not being effective because he's trying to get doctors to prescribe him opioids he can mix with the booze he's constantly drinking. They have apparently pegged him as a drug-seeking pillhead and try to avoid giving him more drugs for his recreation.
 

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So now he’s pretending that “downstairs dysphoria” is what prevented him from riding a bike (why?).
Phil claimed that before. Maybe he forgot that lie and thought it up again, thinking it's a brilliant lie he hasn't tried before?
 
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From reading Susan's and reddit, it seems like needing revisions is really, really common even if you use one of the rock star surgeons. It's not so much a matter of surgeons fucking up as it being a procedure which comes with the risk of many complications and where the final result can't be properly assessed for a number of months.

It doesn't seem to be something which is mentioned a lot in the lead up to surgery, but the revisions are usually free of charge - although you're still up for airfares and accommodation if you used a surgeon who isn't local.

I think Phil's latched onto the ibuprofen thing because Toren never shuts up about being in so much pain that large doses of ibuprofen don't help, even though it's not the ideal medication for either of them.
That's the exact reason that low-functioning mongoloids like Phil shouldn't be allowed to have "informed consent" apply to them. Isaboy especially doesn't have the mental faculties, personal hygiene habits, or support structure at home to properly recover from such invasive surgery. Which is a big reason I believe he is lying about getting GRS. No surgeon who wants to keep their reputation clean and free from malpractice suits is going to approve a life-changing elective surgery for someone like Phil.

Continuing with the discussion on Ibuprofen: it's rarely prescribed for severe pain, unless it's to assist a stronger painkiller like Hydrocodone or Oxycodone. And long term use is rarely advised due to the risk of renal failure. It's usually prescribed for aches, minor to moderate pain, and migraine disorders. It will rarely be prescribed for long term pain management if the pain doesn't warrant narcotic painkillers and the patient has an allergy or intolerance of other medications. Phil's just a lying sack of lard who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about and never spends the time to do some research to make his bullshit more believable .

Toren just incessantly bitches about ibuprofen not being effective because he's trying to get doctors to prescribe him opioids he can mix with the booze he's constantly drinking. They have apparently pegged him as a drug-seeking pillhead and try to avoid giving him more drugs for his recreation.
Of course Slingblade is a drug-seeking pill head. It's really common for people living that kind of lifestyle. Pathetic, jobless, no family or close friends, no money, no hobbies...he probably drinks all the time because he can't get anything stronger than booze easily. Doctors have gotten REALLY good at sniffing out idiots like that who waste the doctors time and put their practice in jeopardy selfishly looking for a fix. It's exactly because of morons like Toren that doctors have become so skilled at spotting dumbshits just looking to get high.
 

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I don't know about anything of this, but I'm guessing someone here is more knowledgeable, but if he does need a reversion what options do there even exist? I always thought it was a one way trip
I know they can fashion fake dicks out of parts of an arm and vag for female to male trannies. But if that would even be a remote possibility for someone that went the other way before, your guess is as good as mine.

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If this is in fact an option for Phil, and he does decide to have it done at some point, he will walk around with an exceptional looking duck.
 

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It doesn't seem to be something which is mentioned a lot in the lead up to surgery, but the revisions are usually free of charge
Too bad that the most famous thai penis multilater - Supporn only gives troons like 3 months for revision surgery. After this he won't do it anymore and it's hard to find other surgeons since they don't like touching the work of another surgeon (No joke, it's the same with western surgeons) but in thailand it's also a cultural issue.

Years ago I read the story of a man who went to Thailand and had his dick destroyed. After the sugery he had many problems so he wanted a revision but the old surgeon was retired and the new one refused to do it because touching the work of his predecessor would be disrespectful.
 
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Too bad that the most famous thail penis multilater - Supporn only gives troons like 3 months for revision surgery. After this he won't do it anymore and it's hard to find other surgeons since they don't like touching the work of another surgeon (No joke, it's the same with western surgeons) but in thailand it's also a cultural issue.

Years ago I read the story of a man who went to Thailand and had his dick destroyed. After the sugery he had many problems so he wanted a revision but the old surgeon was retired and the new one refused to do it because touching the work of his predecessor would be disrespectful.
Anyone willing to mutilate themselves for arbitrary reasons deserve what they get.
 

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Phil will die of dysentery.
....But he's already in Oregon!

I consider Phil's genitalia to be Schrödinger's Chop. The lethal poison is Phil's various bodily secretions &/or emissions, but I'm quite happy never opening the box to see if the chop happened or not

(I shudder at the thought of Toren on an opiod withdrawal. It reminds me of a local pharmacy that was held-up by some dope fiends years ago, but the thought of an ogre robbing a pharmacy is horrifying)
 

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The surgeon should just give him a Barbie doll crotch when doing the revision. That would be a lot easier for Phil to take care of in the big scheme of things. It’s not like anybody really wanted to fuck his manmade third hole, anyway.
 

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Too bad that the most famous thai penis multilater - Supporn only gives troons like 3 months for revision surgery. After this he won't do it anymore and it's hard to find other surgeons since they don't like touching the work of another surgeon (No joke, it's the same with western surgeons) but in thailand it's also a cultural issue.

Years ago I read the story of a man who went to Thailand and had his dick destroyed. After the sugery he had many problems so he wanted a revision but the old surgeon was retired and the new one refused to do it because touching the work of his predecessor would be disrespectful.
Liability is a major reason Western surgeons don't like correcting another surgeon's complications unless the situation is life threatening. I often wonder how many waivers TV shows like Botched! get the participants to sign.
 

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And long term use is rarely advised due to the risk of renal failure.
Are you telling me that if he's telling the truth, there's a risk he could be shitting himself while also having a surgically constructed open wound near his crotch? That can't end well.
 

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Are you telling me that if he's telling the truth, there's a risk he could be shitting himself while also having a surgically constructed open wound near his crotch? That can't end well.
Renal failure = Kidney failure. This would not cause Phil to shit himself, he'd just get jaundiced as the unfiltered poisons build up and turn him an even sicklier shade of yellow/orange then the Cheeto in Chief in the White House.
 

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Renal failure = Kidney failure. This would not cause Phil to shit himself, he'd just get jaundiced as the unfiltered poisons build up and turn him an even sicklier shade of yellow/orange then the Cheeto in Chief in the White House.

That said, he could have shit leaking problems. Recto-"vaginal" fistulas can be a complication after surgery. A hole opens up between the rectum and neo-"vagina" and shit just kinda drips and oozes. Usually a colostomy bag is required until things get fixed.

I've seen instances of both kinds of surgery (FtM and MtF) ending up with long-term colostomy bags.
 

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That said, he could have shit leaking problems. Recto-"vaginal" fistulas can be a complication after surgery. A hole opens up between the rectum and neo-"vagina" and shit just kinda drips and oozes. Usually a colostomy bag is required until things get fixed.

I've seen instances of both kinds of surgery (FtM and MtF) ending up with long-term colostomy bags.
Why are there so many trans-vaginal-shitting syndrome experts here on the farms?
 
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