Surgery [13 Feb 19] Phil needs revision surgery! - "I need help with my vagina"; wants to "relearn" riding the bike.

[Mogambo]

Phil only passes for a rat because his buck teeth that cause him to gnaw on the cardboard pizza boxes toren leaves around the apartment.

Nah, rats are actually smart, clean and form social bonds both with other rats and even humans. They can be trained to do tricks, they exhibit altruism, they've been used in a variety of laboratory studies... they even trained giant rats to find landmines in Africa. Phil... exhibits none of those traits. He's dumb as a sack of rocks, he's absolutely filthy, and he's extremely selfish. He's never done anything that benefited anyone other than himself. Rat owners get quite affectionate about their pets, meanwhile Toren and Greta can't seem to get rid of Phil despite their best efforts.

Yes they do there is one in Portland Oregon who calls itself Isabel (despite his name being Phil)

Ironically, Washington does have a problem with invasive nutria. Of course given the choice, I suspect most Washington residents would prefer the nutrias over Phil, even his Antifa crowd. Hell ESPECIALLY the Antifa crowd. They've probably got a lot of hardcore tree huggers in that lot.

 

[Coldgrip]

Nah, rats are actually smart, clean and form social bonds both with other rats and even humans. They can be trained to do tricks, they exhibit altruism, they've been used in a variety of laboratory studies... they even trained giant rats to find landmines in Africa. Phil... exhibits none of those traits. He's dumb as a sack of rocks, he's absolutely filthy, and he's extremely selfish. He's never done anything that benefited anyone other than himself. Rat owners get quite affectionate about their pets, meanwhile Toren and Greta can't seem to get rid of Phil despite their best efforts.

Now that's not completely true. I'm sure Phil could be somewhat useful in finding landmines. Of course he'd only be able to do it once...

Ironically, Washington does have a problem with invasive nutria. Of course given the choice, I suspect most Washington residents would prefer the nutrias over Phil, even his Antifa crowd. Hell ESPECIALLY the Antifa crowd. They've probably got a lot of hardcore tree huggers in that lot.

Oregon too, and yes, we prefer the nutria over Phil.

 

[waffle]

Unless you've got a rampant man eating bear infestation or something like that, it'd be hard not to prefer any animal problem over Phil. I mean, even skunks only smell that way some times...

 

[Tiamat]

This cooch situation raises to the surface a question I've kind of held onto for awhile now.

Do you notice that there's just about never, ever, ever any drama associated with transmen? They transition, they mostly pass, they live normal lives quietly and basically just do not reeeeeeeeeee. For better or worse nobody cares about them, at least not more than anyone cares about anyone.

But MtFs? It's all drama all the time. It's TransEthics. It's balding, bearded dudes walking around insisting that you recognize their womanhood. It's disgraced fat-assed vodka goblins trying to convince themselves they're seen as prime young womanflesh. It's tranny bats and knives and pride flags with silhouetted AKs. It's Brianna "Stretch" Wu. In short it's all the tendentious bullshit we suffer and that transdudes just don't ever seem to pull. (When was the last time you heard of a transman with a DIE CIS SCUM avatar? That shit is only for troon autists.)

WTF is it with MtFs? Is it simply that their ladybits are allatime on the fester, like Phil's seems to be? I've heard (on KF) that any neosnatch is basically permanently in need of dilation, and runs a very good chance of hurting all the time. That can't explain all the whining, reeeeeeing, and posturing, can it?

Trust me, there are plenty of FtM's that are just like that (or at least people that call themselves that). I think the problem is that a lot of these mtf troons are transitioning either for a fetish, attention or some other autistic reason and aren't actually transgender in the first place.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Re-learn riding a bike is hilarious. You never have to re-lesrn it if you learned the first time, Isaboy.

Such a weird thing to say. Be more believable nonsense if he said that he can't ride a bike cuz it hurt too mich.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Phil, if your vagina hurts it's just your period. If you were a real woman you'd know these things. Take some Midol and shut up.

 

[shitpuppy]

Consider: glueing it shut

 

[AnOminous]

Such a weird thing to say. Be more believable nonsense if he said that he can't ride a bike cuz it hurt too mich.

He previously claimed he couldn't ride a bike because he had balls.

Because nobody with balls has ever ridden a bike.

 

[Pargon]

He previously claimed he couldn't ride a bike because he had balls.

Because nobody with balls has ever ridden a bike.

The true reason for Armstrong's orchiectomy, revealed.

 

[fuckidunno]

"I having been dilating as directed, but the situation is now where more dilating is no longer the answer. I need help with my vagina, simple as that."

Such is life when you're a degenerate.

I'm a pretty nasty dude, but this may very well be the first time I refuse to heed the call of I need help with my vagina

 

[twattycake]

but it looks like ...PDX161 got twitter suspended.

is there a new one? I've got a lot of catching up to do

Not that we know of, he basically went offline for a week (+ or -) and now he's using his DeviantArt instead.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil... exhibits none of those traits.

So you're saying Phil is like a Skaven?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Now that's not completely true. I'm sure Phil could be somewhat useful in finding landmines. Of course he'd only be able to do it once...



Oregon too, and yes, we prefer the nutria over Phil.

There's a pretty cool youtube video series of a guy who trains mink to go after and kill rats, muskrats, nutria/coypu and other invasive pests by the dozen. It's pretty awesome. He does others where he teams up his mink with people who have trained lurchers and assorted terriers to be ratters as well, and the dogs and mink make a FEARSOME team, sometimes scouring backyards and lumberyards with dozens to hundreds of rats, killing them all within a couple of hours.

The mink come into action around the 7 min. mark and that's where you start seeing the teamwork of mink and dog.

 

[SugarSyrup]

There's a pretty cool youtube video series of a guy who trains mink to go after and kill rats, muskrats, nutria/coypu and other invasive pests by the dozen. It's pretty awesome.

Not to derail completely, but I love that guy! I saw him while I was looking for more ratting videos and he’s fantastic. Kinda awkward in a very endearing way and obviously loves his animals.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Not to derail completely, but I love that guy! I saw him while I was looking for more ratting videos and he’s fantastic. Kinda awkward in a very endearing way and obviously loves his animals.

Well, Phil's not giving us any content at this time, not to mention talking about care of his non-existent stinkditch completely vanished when Phil was kicked out of/decided to abandon his apartment. So let's talk about the Mink Man!

I first fell in love with his videos following the saga of 'washushe' (wrong spelling I am sure) who is the golden/red mink you see in the opening montage clinging by his teeth to Joseph's glove from the mink-farm cage. As he was the most tenacious, fierce mink Joe ever saw, he rescued him from the fur-farm and began the very difficult job of overcoming Washushe's natural fear and hate of man. He was a psycho little bastard who bit the hand that fed him whenever he could, but eventually came around to trust Joe, and became his first highly successful hunting mink and even friend.

And then some fucking PETA assholes raided Joseph's place and released all his hunting mink one night. Since all were former fur-farm mink who had first been fed from birth and then had learned to kill vermin and then would be fed raw meat by Joe, they very likely all starved to death once released. It's a downright heartbreaking saga.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Well, Phil's not giving us any content at this time, not to mention talking about care of his non-existent stinkditch completely vanished when Phil was kicked out of/decided to abandon his apartment. So let's talk about the Mink Man!

I first fell in love with his videos following the saga of 'washushe' (wrong spelling I am sure) who is the golden/red mink you see in the opening montage clinging to Joseph's glove from the mink-farm cage. As he was the most tenacious, fierce mink Joe ever saw, he rescued him from the fur-farm and began the very difficult job of overcoming Washushe's natural fear and hate of man. He was a psycho little bastard who bit the hand that fed him whenever he could, but eventually came around to trust Joe, and became his first highly successful hunting mink and even friend.

And then some fucking PETA assholes raided Joseph's place and released all his hunting mink one night. Since all were former fur-farm mink who had first been fed from birth and then had learned to kill vermin and then would be fed raw meat by Joe, they very likely all starved to death once released. It's a downright heartbreaking saga.

Always happens with these PETA fuckwits. They never think things through. There was an incident a while back in Britain where they released a load of lab rabbits who were terribly dehydrated and so drank deeply of the first water source they found - sewage run-off. The results were not pretty.

 

[SugarSyrup]

Well, Phil's not giving us any content at this time, not to mention talking about care of his non-existent stinkditch completely vanished when Phil was kicked out of/decided to abandon his apartment. So let's talk about the Mink Man!

I first fell in love with his videos following the saga of 'washushe' (wrong spelling I am sure) who is the golden/red mink you see in the opening montage clinging to Joseph's glove from the mink-farm cage. As he was the most tenacious, fierce mink Joe ever saw, he rescued him from the fur-farm and began the very difficult job of overcoming Washushe's natural fear and hate of man. He was a psycho little bastard who bit the hand that fed him whenever he could, but eventually came around to trust Joe, and became his first highly successful hunting mink and even friend.

And then some fucking PETA assholes raided Joseph's place and released all his hunting mink one night. Since all were former fur-farm mink who had first been fed from birth and then had learned to kill vermin and then would be fed raw meat by Joe, they very likely all starved to death once released. It's a downright heartbreaking saga.

Fucking PETA. Joseph rescued mink from fur farms! And ratting with mink and dogs is not only the most eco-friendly way to get rid of rats, it’s also the most humane way, and the rats are used to feed them.

But when has PETA ever made sense?

I was considering buying his book and maybe a t-shirt or something to support him, but now I definitely will. God damn.

 

[m0rnutz]

I want to be able to do things like re-learn to fucking ride a bicycle because 25 years of downstairs dysphoria robbed me of feeling like I can live a life of not being at fucking war with my own body.

Well for starters, rat nigga, you're not supposed to tuck or sit on them?

 

[Haesindang Park]

Consider: glueing it shut

I wonder how FGM works on MtFs.

 

[Positron]

I wonder how FGM works on MtFs.

Automatically?