Surgery [13 Feb 19] Phil needs revision surgery! - "I need help with my vagina"; wants to "relearn" riding the bike.

[Misaki Nakahara]

Well, Phil's not giving us any content at this time, not to mention talking about care of his non-existent stinkditch completely vanished when Phil was kicked out of/decided to abandon his apartment. So let's talk about the Mink Man!

I first fell in love with his videos following the saga of 'washushe' (wrong spelling I am sure) who is the golden/red mink you see in the opening montage clinging by his teeth to Joseph's glove from the mink-farm cage. As he was the most tenacious, fierce mink Joe ever saw, he rescued him from the fur-farm and began the very difficult job of overcoming Washushe's natural fear and hate of man. He was a psycho little bastard who bit the hand that fed him whenever he could, but eventually came around to trust Joe, and became his first highly successful hunting mink and even friend.

And then some fucking PETA assholes raided Joseph's place and released all his hunting mink one night. Since all were former fur-farm mink who had first been fed from birth and then had learned to kill vermin and then would be fed raw meat by Joe, they very likely all starved to death once released. It's a downright heartbreaking saga.

Fucked up that those mink died but Phil gets to keep living

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

So you're saying Phil is like a Skaven?

Skaven are more honest than Phil.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Skaven are more honest than Phil.

And more attractive.

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

And more attractive.

And less paranoid.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Also Skaven lairs smell better than his stink ditch

 

[MG 620]

Fucked up that those mink died but Phil gets to keep living

Not only that, Phil just got a new cage.

 

[morbidly-obese-steven]

Honestly I have never get why the depth and looseness of the ditch is always so important or thing that is always brought up? There's so many sides about being a woman or overall of womanhood, but one thing that gets constantly brought up is how deep the thing is, not how to act or properly dress like a woman or what kind of clothing rules now apply to you. Like something about the obsession with the depth and all of vagina is weird, I get somehow being excited of the vag, but a hole doesn't make a woman, youre not gonna be making kids, what are you gonna put there? Who's dingbat is gonna go there? I'm not sure of Phil's sexual orientation, but especially it is weird among trans woman lesbians. What do you need the deep deep loose ditch for?

 

[An Ghost]

Honestly I have never get why the depth and looseness of the ditch is always so important or thing that is always brought up? There's so many sides about being a woman or overall of womanhood, but one thing that gets constantly brought up is how deep the thing is, not how to act or properly dress like a woman or what kind of clothing rules now apply to you. Like something about the obsession with the depth and all of vagina is weird, I get somehow being excited of the vag, but a hole doesn't make a woman, youre not gonna be making kids, what are you gonna put there? Who's dingbat is gonna go there? I'm not sure of Phil's sexual orientation, but especially it is weird among trans woman lesbians. What do you need the deep deep loose ditch for?

Because you can get a surgeon to drill a hole to a certain depth with tax payer money, but dressing/acting like a woman takes effort.
Phil’s sexual orientation is autism and himself. Anything actually sexually explicit is intimidating to him, and he hates everybody except himself and people who admire him.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Because you can get a surgeon to drill a hole to a certain depth with tax payer money, but dressing/acting like a woman takes effort.
Phil’s sexual orientation is autism and himself. Anything actually sexually explicit is intimidating to him, and he hates everybody except himself and people who admire him.

Phil used to be a yaoi fanboy but evidence would suggest that Phil never really understood how sex (gay or otherwise) is even supposed to work. His entire understanding of gay relationships came down to one anime character tying up another anime character and then comedically spanking their ass with a paddle, like the punchline they used to use in shitty shounen-ai anime fifteen years ago.

Also, it's depressing to think of someone admiring Phil.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly I have never get why the depth and looseness of the ditch is always so important or thing that is always brought up?

Because troons are males and have the same size obsession guys do with dicks.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

I want to be able to do things like re-learn to fucking ride a bicycle

How in the flying fuck does somebody forget how to ride a bicycle short of massive traumatic brain injury.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

How in the flying fuck does somebody forget how to ride a bicycle short of massive traumatic brain injury.

Spoiler: Answer

they never knew how to do it in the first place

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Because troons are males and have the same size obsession guys do with dicks.

They also do it with their breast growth, in this really creepy male-gaze kinda way that heavily suggests they look at their breasts in the mirror and get a boner.

 

[AbraCadaver]

They also do it with their breast growth, in this really creepy male-gaze kinda way that heavily suggests they look at their breasts in the mirror and get a boner.

Extremely this. Men like him worry about the size of their tackle all day and obsessively rate the size of women’s breasts and then they get the surgery and suddenly it’s “My front is soooooo deep lads, I could hide a baguette in it” and “my breasts are getting soooo big, tee hee, I went up a cup and 5/8ths in the last 2.5 months.” Everything is measurements to them, because it’s tangible hard numbers, not an intangible thing like manners, personality, empathy, emotion, things that can’t be quantified with a ruler, things that are harder to understand when you’re a stunted imbecile like Phil.

I know that this is common among men and women, men are more into concrete measurement of the space, size, value, calibre, quantity of things...evaluating things in tangible ways...and women are more into the emotional or mental value of something, evaluating things in terms of how they feel about them, how it impacts their lives, how it visually ties into their surroundings, etc.

But all that is just very non-specific general tendencies. Men like Phil take it way too far.

 

[Mogambo]

There's something really weird about troons. See, troons and SJWs will insist that gender roles are meaningless, but paradoxically will argue that liking anything that isn't stereotypically masculine means you are closeted trans, bi, or whatever. It's almost as if they can't fathom that you can be a completely heterosexual man (or woman) without living up to all of your gender stereotypes.

So yeah, Phil won't bother trying to pass as anything remotely resembling a woman, but at the same time insists on having a vagina (even though he probably never actually went through with the bottom surgery anyway, mostly because Phil is a compulsive liar but he also never had gender dysphoria and is a little embarrassed to be seen with all his autistic gender play out in public).

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

There's something really weird about troons. See, troons and SJWs will insist that gender roles are meaningless, but paradoxically will argue that liking anything that isn't stereotypically masculine means you are closeted trans, bi, or whatever. It's almost as if they can't fathom that you can be a completely heterosexual man (or woman) without living up to all of your gender stereotypes.

So yeah, Phil won't bother trying to pass as anything remotely resembling a woman, but at the same time insists on having a vagina (even though he probably never actually went through with the bottom surgery anyway, mostly because Phil is a compulsive liar but he also never had gender dysphoria and is a little embarrassed to be seen with all his autistic gender play out in public).

Tomboys and effeminate men don't really exist any more because they're all told it's a gender crisis and they need to get on hormones when they're barely old enough to understand the permanence of something like that. Gone are the days when a guy can prefer having long hair, or a girl can dislike wearing skirts. If you deviate from the gender norms in any way you get thrown on the Tranny Train with a box of blue hair dye and a bag of infertility pills.

 

[Liber Pater]

Fucked up that those mink died but Phil gets to keep living

So the mink die and the rat lives? That's an interesting twist.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Men like Phil take it way too far

I only rated you autistic because you misgendered Phil.

Phil isn't a man. Phil is a potato.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I only rated you autistic because you misgendered Phil.

Phil isn't a man. Phil is a potato.

I take it with pride. I should have correctly labeled him spudsexual.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I can't wait until it comes out that Phil has both a dick and balls.