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[13-Feb-2019] Retrospective Vol #2THEKINGHATEHD Vlahgs

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by Haunter, Feb 12, 2019.

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  1. February 13th, Phil will be holding his second "Special Retrospective Stream event", this time watching videos from his now defunct vlogging channel. This Subscriber Goal reward was pushed back twice times, as chronicled here by @Comma.

    The delay may have been because few fans had offered suggestions for him to feature. Compare the first scheduled announcement: "I'll be looking back at YOUR favourite moments..." to Phil's tweet on the 12th: "...then I have a small list people have nominated." Phil during his Retrospective Pre-Stream: "I'll be honest, we didn't get as-nearly as much stuff nominated this time around as we did for the first event... Not as many people nominated things."

    Besides this "marathon", there is still the 16-hour "N0t-A-Fundraiser" marathon (thread here) Phil has planned for some time before his tax deadline on April 15. @EddyB43 has projected that second marathon's date as within the end the next couple weeks.

    During the Retrospective, we got a new shot of Phil's bizarre desktop

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    (courtesy of @Comma)
     

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    #1 Haunter, Feb 12, 2019
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  2. Tevin will restream it. Oddly enough he already has his notification up 12 hours early. Usually it is 1 or 2 hours...
     
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  3. Retrospective Feb13-2019 used to be fat same hairline back then.PNG

    Also:
    Retrospective Feb13-2019 running late need to set up.PNG

    It's almost 10:40 AM and the stream isn't even online yet because as usual he did zero preperation.

    And yes, it says "soecial" instead of "special". DSP_take_a_sip_50p.png
     
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    #3 Comma, Feb 13, 2019
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  4. I love how it's not even a thought that DSP start preparing his stream last night or even at 8 am his time to be ready.
     
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  5. Straight in to blaming Machinima for his SF channel dying. Bitter bastard.
     
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  6. I saw the begging finally made it into the fan art. IMG_20190213_110912.jpg
     
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  7. Did he seriously just say $1700 in just overdraft charges? Does he pay his bills a digital penny at a time?
     
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  8. Phil's stated that he has "$200-$300 in over-draft fees", he's "bounced this account now a bunch of times".

    He's still got a couple bills, like his Utilities bill, to pay, and the Twitch payment on the 15th will apparently still a couple days to clear.

    Phil's banking on the Retrospective's "interactivity". It may be worth mentioning that this afternoon his viewership be competing with the Nintendo Direct scheduled for 2 PM PST.
     
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  9. Like with a lot of things in his life, I'm betting that he's not telling us everything, and there's some autistic detail to this.
     
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  10. Ok that's not as bad but still stupid. Even giving him the benefit of the doubt and saying his overdraft fee is $40 per charge, that's still 5 or 6 overdrafts at least but apparently still has more bills to come through? If true, Phil is truly nothing but a whale to his bank.
     
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  11. The "troll" (aka fans) fags are out in force.

    Save the pig the game just did a 600 bit cheer (and has a 50 dollar bit badge)

    can these faggots seriously just stop cucking themselves

    Same goes for Android X, Pidaris, Fred Flinstone, 3rdEye (who has already tipped 6 dollars begging to be unbanned) GeneticGamer and the rest of them. 4 of them already have 50 dollar bit badges.
     
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  12. Why the hell is there an hour long prestream for this retrospective?

    DSP is just rambling about nothing right now.
     
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  13. Its partially because dipshit "trolls" keep extending it by spamming "bait" cheers. It would be half as long if these fags could just go away.

    upload_2019-2-13_13-46-33.png
    Tevin's chat is full of them.
     
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    #13 big ups liquid richard, Feb 13, 2019
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  14. Short answer: No; Long Answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
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  15. upload_2019-2-13_13-55-58.png
    Sitting in Tevin's chat.
    Jointed Joker has cheered 4 times already in this prestream. Good job, you really owned Phil by giving him money.

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    More bait from this cuck. 50 dollar bit badge btw. Phil didn't even acknowledge it, of course. Idiot.
     
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    #15 big ups liquid richard, Feb 13, 2019
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  16. He seriously just revealed that he was quite possibly up all night and drunk in his egg sandwich cooking with the king episode. He’s ALWAYS been a drunk!

    Also trying to pretend cooking with the king was INTENTIONALLY bad for parody reasons, but I never really got that vibe...

    PS: GeneticGamer, you’re officially a DSP fan now, you can stop with all the ritarded affirmation shit. Okay?
     
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  17. 4 more hours of present Dave nodding in agreement with past Dave, telling us how he used to be fatter back then compared to now, and how his hairline hasn't changed. Also pigsplaining food.

    Sounds good? Alrighty then.
     
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  18. He needs to pause the video every 15-30 seconds to go on a 2-4 minute side rant.
     
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  19. I tried watching his dumbass retrospective. Got about 5 minutes in and couldn't stand a second more of Phil watching Poorly Cooking, while constantly moaning about how fat and gross he was back in CT.

    Yes...cause we all know now that you're a picture of fucking health.

    Go chug another kickstart, He-Man.

    I'll catch Tevin's upload later.
     
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    #19 Noob-Noob, Feb 13, 2019
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  20. guy looks almost 50
    his skin is the same color as his walls
    has jowls that would make nixon blush

    the paragon of manhood
     
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    ZehnBoat Good for health, Bad for education

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