[13 Nov 18] "Kiwi Farms threatening to arson my apartment" - Asspatting proved too addictive.

Positron

Your genderfeels is a beetle: a ladybug beetle
True & Honest Fan
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Yesterday, having read our reaction towards his paranoia about the neighbor that he has a secret crush for, Phil posted yet another "Kiwi Farms is totally going to get me!!!!!!" message. This message, unexpectedly, netted him an asspatter. So he doubles down.

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You never "received intelligence" Phil, otherwise you won't be what you are.
 
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Syaoran Li

Totally Radical Dude
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Does he really think we want to burn down his apartment? Is he really that stupid?

Oh, what am I saying? Of course he is that stupid.

Phil, your life sucks so much that it'd be funnier to let you keep on fucking up like the idiot you are than it would to actually harm you.

You do a pretty good job of fucking up your own life, no need for us Kiwis to get involved. We just like to point and laugh at your idiocy.
 

Sandwichu

Fat to the extreme!
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But Phil, KiwiFarms will send evacuation messages to the rest of the tenants, leaving you and the drunken ogre as the only "victims" of this pretend attack.
Also, flashbangs do not ignite you dumbass, unless the flash reacts with the noxious gases inside your apartment.
 

I raped a dog 2day

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No, Phil, we aren't going to burn your apartment down.

We don't want to make your neighbor, David, homeless.

Between the fears of eviction and now fears of arson, Phil's stress levels seem to be getting pretty high. I'm expecting the spud to give us a new, entertaining saga, starting up any day now. Homeless saga 2: Now with spanish stink ditch!
 

Graffiti canvas

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We know he reads the threads
So right now he's looking at the latest La Zorra pics and thinking the exact same thing....or maybe all that trash on the floor is a turn on and he can't wait plaster a storage container with his doodles
I hate to admit it, but Phil's scribbling and maps on the wall of that container would at least elevate it from a garbage dump to an insane person's homeless camp.
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
True & Honest Fan
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No, Phil, we aren't going to burn your apartment down.

We don't want to make your neighbor, David, homeless.

Between the fears of eviction and now fears of arson, Phil's stress levels seem to be getting pretty high. I'm expecting the spud to give us a new, entertaining saga, starting up any day now. Homeless saga 2: Now with spanish stink ditch!
He doesn’t genuinely believe we’re going to burn his apartment down. He is undoubtedly stressed, hence the fact that he’s trying to get our attention in order to take his mind off whatever’s getting to him in the real world. When his failed life starts to upset him, he retreats into his fantasies where he’s a badass guerilla fighter fighting the world, instead of a dickless waddling tard who’s so pathetic that he got kicked out of his own bedroom.
 
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