[13 Nov 18] "Kiwi Farms threatening to arson my apartment" - Asspatting proved too addictive.

nvrwastetree

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The stupid motherfucker doesn't know that flash bangs are something the POLICE will use. You know, when they come to haul you off to the loony bin you stupid potato.
And Phil calls himself a top antifa agent, as well as having borderline genius level knowledge of firearms and weapons. But unfortunately, Phil just proved himself completely wrong saying a flash bang will light something on fire. He probably didn't postthis to Facebook because of two reasons. The first being blaze wortortle, and the second is he knows if he said a flash bang would set his apartment complex ablaze on Facebook, fatty knows that he would be called stupid and embarrassed by his Facebook friends

He’s really going for it. One asspat and suddenly he’s going full throttle with the Kiwi conspiracy narrative. You’d think he’d be too busy bashing the fash to bother with a bunch of shitposters, but of course being Antifa didn’t net him any asspats, so he’s dropping that like a hot, er, potato.
I'm still kinda shocked that he didn't bring up his trench in some way or another, telling blaze that the only reason why we're going to invade/set his hovel on fire is because we want to secretly fuck his trench (hint: no one but toren/dusty would go near that festering, rotten wound), or because we're jealous/mad that he was "right" for once.
 

AnOminous

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And Phil calls himself a top antifa agent, as well as having borderline genius level knowledge of firearms and weapons. But unfortunately, Phil just proved himself completely wrong saying a flash bang will light something on fire. He probably didn't postthis to Facebook because of two reasons. The first being blaze wortortle, and the second is he knows if he said a flash bang would set his apartment complex ablaze on Facebook, fatty knows that he would be called stupid and embarrassed by his Facebook friends
They actually can if they're put in close proximity to something highly flammable but it isn't typical and usually it means someone fucked up.
 

Feline Darkmage

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No.

They'll take him back to Idaho where he'll be reprocessed into the Russet Potatoes his body is comprised of and Operation: Potato Head will have another failed test subject.

Eventually, some of his starchy flesh may be recycled for the production of Potato Omega, but we'll see.
This defective model has been rogue and on the run for a decade. We must send the new and improved versions into his lair so we can be put back to use.
 

The Dude

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Like an apartment full of maps and other garbage?
Eh, more like something highly combustible, like gasoline or high-proof alcohol. The explosion on a flashbang is so small and brief that it's highly unlikely to catch solid materials on fire. Now if there was a gas leak in Philthy's apartment, that's a different story. Of course, all the paper containing his Autistic scribbles would add to the conflagration.
 

AnOminous

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The explosion on a flashbang is so small and brief that it's highly unlikely to catch solid materials on fire.
It's sometimes happened with material if the device was in direct contact with them. More often, it's been explosions because they've chucked them into something like an area with half-empty gas cans and other things with explosive vapors, or other things like paint thinner soaked rags. Another cause of injury has been if they detonated while excessively near people, including more fragile people like babies. Some of those events are pretty horrifying.

Phil would be pretty resilient, at worst he'd be slightly dumber and more dazed for a few minutes.
 

BScCollateral

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It's sometimes happened with material if the device was in direct contact with them. More often, it's been explosions because they've chucked them into something like an area with half-empty gas cans and other things with explosive vapors, or other things like paint thinner soaked rags. Another cause of injury has been if they detonated while excessively near people, including more fragile people like babies.
That's my understanding, too. Flashbangs and most types of tear gas grenades are a bit like firecrackers: they're not designed to start fires, but they absolutely can start fires.
 

The Dude

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He can't keep us interested without more pictures.
And he can't provide more pictures because he burned bridges with whoever was helping him fake the photos. If he actually had the surgery done then he would have posted weekly "progress update" photos. Just another lie in a long line of lies Mr. Isaboy has made.
 

nvrwastetree

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They actually can if they're put in close proximity to something highly flammable but it isn't typical and usually it means someone fucked up.
Oh yeah, I have no doubt that if used in close proximity to something flammable (wood, trees, Phil. To name a few). We all know that Phil has never held any type of explosive in his life, so if he were ever to get his greasy hands on a HE granade, or any grenade, flash bang included, he would end up doing one of the following.

1. He would pull the pin, and stand there like the fucking dumbass he is until it went off in his hand.

2. He would pull the pin, then throw it like a girl, it would bounce off something and blow up in his face.

3. He somehow managed to fuck up so bad that instead of using a regular grenade, he uses a phosporos grenade and it catches him on fire, burning his dumbass into Oblivion.
 

flossman

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3. He somehow managed to fuck up so bad that instead of using a regular grenade, he uses a phosporos grenade and it catches him on fire, burning his dumbass into Oblivion.
“Suicide by WP grenade” would likely be a new one for that unfortunate coroner. Saves on cremation costs, at least.
 
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