I don't think Phil wants to be internet famous. Phil is more concerned with people taking him seriously as whatever identity du jour he is fronting as, and he wants to be seen as an intimidating badass. Of course, Mr. Isaboy is clown shoes, and no one is going to take him seriously as anything other than a living joke, let alone be intimidated by him.The same could be said of pretty much any lolcow.
From Kengle in Rhode Island to Phil in Oregon, lolcows are mentally ill people who allow their (lack of a) life to revolve around trying to be famous on the internet.
Chloe Sagal beat Isaboy to the self-immolation achievement. So Philthy letting himself out with a lap full of Willy Pete would very much be a "Simpsons did it!" situation for him. Not to mention that Phil is too much of a narcissistic coward to kill himself. And Phil is so obese that I'm doubtful that one WP grenade would be enough to do the job.“Suicide by WP grenade” would likely be a new one for that unfortunate coroner. Saves on cremation costs, at least.
And don't you think it's funny how Isaboy wants to be seen as a hardcore badass, yet Chloe Sagal committed suicide by lighting himself on fire and CWC cut open his own taint because he thought he was growing a vagina? They're both more harcore than Phil will ever be. Phil isn't hardcore, he's got a soft, gooey nougat center.