FIGGIN 15/03/17 Another Kiwi Patrol LIVE! -

[Ravenor]

He's patrolling again this time live.

I'm working on getting a live feed linked.

Shit stream looks like it's ended the most interesting bit's are the last 50 seconds, he's repeating the confiscated phone lie again an begging for a body camera.

Edit the 5th;

Here it is, sorry about the delay, the Adepts in the technical department where not so Adept -

 

[Ruin]

The hallway of his filthy apartment complex or did he actually bother to go outside?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Any archive?

 

[Ravenor]

The hallway of his filthy apartment complex or did he actually bother to go outside?

Downtown Portland, an the fucker's carrying so much unessisary stuff he's jingling as he walks.

Any archive?

Working on it now.

 

[Ruin]

He open carrying weapons? It's illegal to own collapsible batons in Oregon so he might get picked up if he is.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Working on it now.

You are the bestest

 

[Ravenor]

He open carrying weapons? It's illegal to own collapsible batons in Oregon so he might get picked up if he is.

Probably, at a few points I'm sure he's stopping to pull his pants up because of the utillity belt of fail's pulling them down.

You are the bestest

Awww, thanks -

5 min ETA for the upload.

 

[multiverse]

Look out, Kiwis! His toxic, rotting feet have BOOTS on

No idea, but it seemed important to him.

 

[Flareon]

Awww, thanks -

5 min ETA for the upload.

It's been 6 minutes I want a refund

 

[Ravenor]

It's been 6 minutes I want a refund

Sorry about that YT is throwing a fit about the video I'm trying vid me, I'm working on the fly here.

Here you go, sorry about the wait.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

I'm at 99.99% of "Phil is full of shit", but that remaining percent makes me wonder if Phil did encounter a ween and he mugged him for his camera.

 

[Ravenor]

"The video couldn't be processed."
(At least, that what it's saying at my end).

Don't give up trying again, please.

Try refreshing now, The Adepts in the Tech department where not so Adept... yes I do suck sorry.

 

[nad7155]

What the fuck is that "metal hitting metal" noise when it walks?

 

[Ravenor]

What the fuck is that "metal hitting metal" noise when it walks?

As I said above it's most likely the 7 can's of pepper spray he carries on his Tacticool belt of fail.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

What the fuck is that "metal hitting metal" noise when it walks?

Most likely bondage gear.

 

[Ravenor]

I'm at 99.99% of "Phil is full of shit", but that remaining percent makes me wonder if Phil did encounter a ween and he mugged him for his camera.

Nha it's another lie, it's not even the first time he used that lie.

 

[repentance]

Here you go, sorry about the wait.

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet...

 

[Ruin]

I'm at 99.99% of "Phil is full of shit", but that remaining percent makes me wonder if Phil did encounter a ween and he mugged him for his camera.

Phil has close to zero muscle mass and can't walk twenty feet without breathing heavily and gasping. The odds of him overpowering anyone are extremely low.

 

[The Dude]

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet...

More like JIGGLE-horse, amirite?

 

[Flareon]

"Wye-fee"
Also the fucking faces he makes jfc