[15 Dec 18] Phil has cold feet about Yellow Vest Movement - Yellow is the reason why.

nvrwastetree

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The absolute delusion to think that being an anarchist is like a dream job. Revolutions happen over absolutely appalling conditions when you'd rather die than continue with the status quo. This kind of talk is more the type you hear from high schoolers imagining all the pussy they'd be getting if they were famous rock stars without even considering putting the effort in.

What a pretentious bourgeoisie twat.
Phil keeps using the word revolution without understanding what it actually means. He probably fell asleep in US History class when they were discussing the American Revolution and what caused it. It's also funny that Phil honestly believes his words and actions means something, enough to spark a modern revolution.

Unfortunately, he is way too stupid to realize what would actually happen if he ever got his wish, just like his wish to see the "so called US" collapse. If it ever happens, he can kiss his tugboat and housing goodbye (he's already got a headstart on losing his housing after all the autistic bullshit he's pulled in the complex).

This isn't even a sentence.

Phil never sounds more like a exceptional fucking potato than when he's trying to sound smart.
Phil's a borderline tard so it's no surprise he cannot form a coherent sentence, just like Chris, he sounds the same when he's attempting to be smart as well. I guess it's a trait with extremely low functioning autistic people.
 

Tragi-Chan

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Phil's a borderline tard so it's no surprise he cannot form a coherent sentence, just like Chris, he sounds the same when he's attempting to be smart as well. I guess it's a trait with extremely low functioning autistic people.
I think he basically quotes others with little idea of what he’s actually saying. In fact, what I find interesting about this post is that while the basic gist of it is a reasonable argument, the post as a whole is a garbled mess. I think he might well have copy-pasted bits of someone else’s thoughts into his own post, or is writing down bits of a conversation he had with someone smarter.

It’s particularly egregious given that when he expresses what passes for thought normally, it’s clear that he doesn’t understand even fairly basic terminology.
 

nvrwastetree

Identifies as an attack helicopter
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This isn't even a sentence.

Phil never sounds more like a exceptional fucking potato than when he's trying to sound smart.
Phil's a borderline tard so it's no surprise he cannot form a coherent sentence, just like Chris. I guess it's a trait with extremely low functioning autistic people.
I think he basically quotes others with little idea of what he’s actually saying. In fact, what I find interesting about this post is that while the basic gist of it is a reasonable argument, the post as a whole is a garbled mess. I think he might well have copy-pasted bits of someone else’s thoughts into his own post, or is writing down bits of a conversation he had with someone smarter.

It’s particularly egregious given that when he expresses what passes for thought normally, it’s clear that he doesn’t understand even fairly basic terminology.
Well, Phil's sentence structure basically goes like this,

1. Write down the initial thought or issue he's angry about.
2. Try to form an argument that everyone can understand.
3. Try to write down valid evidence as to why he feels a certain way.
4. Mention something about being a oppresed troon and how unfair everything is towards him.
5. Shift the blame on someone other than himself.
6. Start a one sided argument with himself when he realizes steps 1-5 make no fucking sense or they make him sound unintelligent.
7. Write down big, long, complex words to look intelligent and to make it seem like he knows what he's talking about.
8. Cancels step 7 by writing something that contradicts himself or makes him look stupid.

That is how Phil's sentence structure plays out as. The tard has so much he wants to say in one sentence that when he is able to actually write them down, said sentences turn into fragmented sentences, and sometimes that doesn't happen. He ends up typing random words thinking it's a sentence.
 

The Dude

Bro, don't even bro, bro.
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No big surprise that Isaboy is just a chicken-shit blowhard unwilling to back his bluster with action. I'm sure deep down Phil knows his mouth is writing checks that his ass can't cash, and it's probably causing much bouncing and squeaking at Casa de la Potato that he's just confirmed everything we have been saying in regards to him pussing out when the time comes for action. This also proves that his tough talk about "patrolling the mean streets of Portlantifa, taking out the fash trash" has been utter bullshit, but we knew that anyways.

Of course, none of this will stop his tankie tard ass from making boastful social media posts about being an Antfur Souper Soaker who is itching to kick off the American Civil War Part 2: Special Snowflake Boogaloo. How extreme Leftards like Isaboy expect to win a civil war when their perceived enemy has larger numbers, more firepower, has more financial security, has more ex-military members among their numbers, and is arguably more willing to fight and die to defend their convictions and way of life than the fringe Left, I have no idea. If the people Phil wishes he was actually did kick off a civil war they would be up against unwinnable odds with virtually no support. Not even mainstream Left-leaning people would support their cause and would condemn them for inciting violence.

And if by some twist of fate they did win and the US changed to the kind of system Phil and his ilk dream about, it wouldn't be the way he envisions. Isaboy thinks that if that change came he would suddenly be a member of the power elite, in a position of authority and privilege, and he would no longer want for anything. He believes that all his desires will be right there for the taking anytime he wishes. Like many neo-Commie NEETs, Phil mistakenly has it in his head that a Communist/Socialist system would mean he would never have to work, but will get everything he wants free. Because they never used money in the USSR, China, or Cuba, right? Phil is already living the closest thing to that kind of life now with his TardBux.
 

Poor Choices

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Phil said:
I will be in the watch for Patriot Prayer fascists out to be trying at co-opting this movement
I've paid less attention to Phil than I should've but has he really been going out there to greet that whole shitshow or is this another lie?
 
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