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[15-Jan-2019] DSP's Game of the Year Countdown LIVE!+ basic BLOPS4

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by Haunter, Jan 15, 2019.

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  1. The annual gaming retrospective (+2 weeks late), full of false-starts, blunders, and little to no preparation.

    Phil's Top Ten Games of the Year (recorded here by @Salubrious)

    10. Forza Horizon 4
    9 .Megaman 11
    8. Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    7. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
    6. Dragon Ball FighterZ
    5. Detroit: Become Human
    4. Spider-Man
    3. Red Dead Redemption 2
    2. Dragon Quest 11
    1. God of War 4

    Phil's Top Ten Most Disappointing Games of the Year

    10. Shadows of Tomb Raider
    9. Fighting EX Layer
    8. Red Faction Guerrilla
    7. Vampyr
    6. PUBG
    5. Darksyders III
    4. We Happy Few
    3. Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection
    2. State of Decay 2
    1. Sea of Thieves (the "penultimate" disappointment, as Phil put it)

    @LiquidCancer: "Every single entry on both lists should have an asterisk that says 'Because the console version is the worst'"

    The annual awards show was followed by typical Black Ops 4 gameplay.

    February 2 2019 Update:

     
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    #1 Haunter, Jan 15, 2019
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  2. Are you fucking kidding me DSP?

    His footage of Shadow of Tomb Raider is literally of him sitting there silently with an emotionless look on his face.

    Is he memeing himself?

    Edit: He accidentally showed the video in a VLC video player. It's 45 minutes long.

    I think he just picked one of his playthrough videos at random.
     
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  3. DSP is one of the greatest streamers/gamers of our lifetime.
     
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  4. I guess OBS can't mute independent streams? In other words, INTO THE TOMB WE GO, INTO THE TOMB WE GO.
    Actually, he didn't test it properly.
     
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    #4 PenisMuncher23, Jan 15, 2019
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  5. He tries to import a video in OBS and somehow he can't mute it. "OBS is a piece of shit", then fingers to the face as if the world ends.
    So instead of just playing it in a normal muted player and film it, he now kills the whole stream to not spoiler the games he will list. He will mute every single clip he has.
    This level of incompetence is amazing. But it's not his fault, nothing he could do.

    I wasted nearly my whole evening and he hasn't even started with his first nomination.

    Tevin: "10 year legacy, can't even use basic OBS functions"
     
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  6. Which he could have done during December because of course this DSP who we're talking about.
     
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  7. ...except that obs CAN mute the footage. D$P just didn't know how to do it....b/c OBS 'is primitive software'.
    Zero prep went into this and it shows.

    YT is still 'just an archive of streams'...but he does a dedicated intro as he records the stream for a YT video @.@
     
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  8. What a dumb mother fucker. He's ranting that OBS is a "terrible program" and "the only reason anyone uses it is because it's free" because he is too stupid and lazy to use the mixer. He is adding the video clips as media sources so all he needs to do is right click the mixer, select "advanced audio properties" and assign the clips to an audio track he isn't streaming. A professional streamer really ought to know how to use the basic funcitons of the FREE software they rely on for their business.

    This is such a perfect example of why Philip is so obnoxious. He is ignorant of how to use a tool, doesn't attempt to understand or learn but instead blames the tool and calls the people who made it "a bunch of assholes".
     
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  9. I don't know much about OBS other than it's an open source project, but considering his equipment is all years old at this point, how much you want to bet DSP downloaded OBS years ago when he first went to live capture, and hasn't updated it since then?
     
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  10. Agreed. With my OBS I counted at least 3 methods to mute imported videos (media files). What's he using? Ass-Old-OBS? Never updated?
    OH I DO NOT WONDER.

    Also OBS is fucking amazing. Dave can shut his traphole.
     
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  11. He says OBS is good because it's open source, even if he doesnt know what that means. But he can't figure out how to use it at all.
     
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  12. Dark?! Not testing something before streaming it?! What nooooooo
     
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  13. His second take on his first segment is horrible. He explains stuff nobody cares for, for example that he will interact with the audience during each game. WHO CARES? Also his throat is back at being a detractor. Tasty.
     
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  14. Brand new YT Intro for the 'retake' of a Livestream countdown. Edit the first intro in front of the new footage? Nope! Start a new 'take'. He's basically just filming a YT vid on stream.
     
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  15. Everything about this is low effort to the point of being insulting. No preparation, wastes time, just slaps up random clips of his streams with no care for the actual content in the clip, can't even be bothered to cover his old face cam in the footage with his face cam from today... just rambling crap that doesn't match his facecam, like a bad ventriloquist - good thing he's rarely talking in his old footage, anyway. Plus that tip goal. as someone in tevins chat said earlier, this time next year Dave will just stream from his bed. He's already in his pajamas. Smh. All of this to avoid minimal editing, and he calls this "evolving."
     
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    #15 DarkSydeOfTheBoulder, Jan 15, 2019
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  16. DSP had a remaster at #8 and PUBG at #6 (but only for XB1).

    I'm going to laugh if he puts Fortnite at #1.
     
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  17. What is the current list so far?
     
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  18. 10. Shadows of Tomb Raider
    9. Fighting EX Layer
    8. Red Faction Guerrilla
    7. Vampyr
    6. PUBG
    5. Darksyders III
    4. We Happy Few
    3. Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection
     
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    #18 PenisMuncher23, Jan 15, 2019
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  19. Like 75% of everything he's saying is either factually incorrect or just fucking stupid
     
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  20. I don’t even need to watch this to know he hated most of these games. All he did up and down was talk about how disappointing Darksiders 3 was. It makes #5 of his top 10 list.

    This is so fucking rich.
     
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