[15-Jan-2019] DSP's Game of the Year Countdown LIVE! - + basic BLOPS4

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Haunter

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The annual gaming retrospective (+2 weeks late), full of false-starts, blunders, and little to no preparation.

Phil's Top Ten Games of the Year (recorded here by @Salubrious)

10. Forza Horizon 4
9 .Megaman 11
8. Assassin's Creed Odyssey
7. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
6. Dragon Ball FighterZ
5. Detroit: Become Human
4. Spider-Man
3. Red Dead Redemption 2
2. Dragon Quest 11
1. God of War 4

Phil's Top Ten Most Disappointing Games of the Year

10. Shadows of Tomb Raider
9. Fighting EX Layer
8. Red Faction Guerrilla
7. Vampyr
6. PUBG
5. Darksyders III
4. We Happy Few
3. Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection
2. State of Decay 2
1. Sea of Thieves (the "penultimate" disappointment, as Phil put it)

@LiquidCancer: "Every single entry on both lists should have an asterisk that says 'Because the console version is the worst'"

The annual awards show was followed by typical Black Ops 4 gameplay.

February 2 2019 Update:

Okay, it's finally done. Over 34 minutes wow of DSP praising games he shat on months/weeks earlier. And boy, was I wrong about Dragon Quest 11. :lol:
The only game I couldn't find any footage on of him raging, was Detroit: Become Human. But hey, it hardly is an actual game, so not many mechanics for DSP to find bugs in. Also, fun fact: his number one game of the year had the biggest amount of footage of him raging, as far as I could tell.

Just for the sake of easy distribution, I decided to upload this to a throwaway Youtube account I created some months ago. But, without further ado, I present to you:

DSP Tries It: bugged Game of the Year Awards mechanics 2018
(tip: watch until the very, very end)

:stress:
 
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Salubrious

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Are you fucking kidding me DSP?

His footage of Shadow of Tomb Raider is literally of him sitting there silently with an emotionless look on his face.

Is he memeing himself?

Edit: He accidentally showed the video in a VLC video player. It's 45 minutes long.

I think he just picked one of his playthrough videos at random.
 

Wurstbrot

Basic Understanding Of Time
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He tries to import a video in OBS and somehow he can't mute it. "OBS is a piece of shit", then fingers to the face as if the world ends.
So instead of just playing it in a normal muted player and film it, he now kills the whole stream to not spoiler the games he will list. He will mute every single clip he has.
This level of incompetence is amazing. But it's not his fault, nothing he could do.

I wasted nearly my whole evening and he hasn't even started with his first nomination.

Tevin: "10 year legacy, can't even use basic OBS functions"
 

Raven'sChild

Peep, peep, RAWR!!!!!!111one
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He tries to import a video in OBS and somehow he can't mute it. "OBS is a piece of shit", then fingers to the face as if the world ends.
So instead of just playing it in a normal muted player and film it, he now kills the whole stream to not spoiler the games he will list. He will mute every single clip he has.
This level of incompetence is amazing. But it's not his fault, nothing he could do.

I wasted nearly my whole evening and he hasn't even started with his first nomination.
...except that obs CAN mute the footage. D$P just didn't know how to do it....b/c OBS 'is primitive software'.
Zero prep went into this and it shows.

YT is still 'just an archive of streams'...but he does a dedicated intro as he records the stream for a YT video @.@
 
What a dumb mother fucker. He's ranting that OBS is a "terrible program" and "the only reason anyone uses it is because it's free" because he is too stupid and lazy to use the mixer. He is adding the video clips as media sources so all he needs to do is right click the mixer, select "advanced audio properties" and assign the clips to an audio track he isn't streaming. A professional streamer really ought to know how to use the basic funcitons of the FREE software they rely on for their business.

This is such a perfect example of why Philip is so obnoxious. He is ignorant of how to use a tool, doesn't attempt to understand or learn but instead blames the tool and calls the people who made it "a bunch of assholes".
 

Wurstbrot

Basic Understanding Of Time
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...except that obs CAN mute the footage. D$P just didn't know how to do it....b/c OBS 'is primitive software'.
Zero prep went into this and it shows.

YT is still 'just an archive of streams'...but he does a dedicated intro as he records the stream for a YT video @.@
Agreed. With my OBS I counted at least 3 methods to mute imported videos (media files). What's he using? Ass-Old-OBS? Never updated?
OH I DO NOT WONDER.

Also OBS is fucking amazing. Dave can shut his traphole.
 

DarkSydeOfTheBoulder

"A penne saved is a penne earned"
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Everything about this is low effort to the point of being insulting. No preparation, wastes time, just slaps up random clips of his streams with no care for the actual content in the clip, can't even be bothered to cover his old face cam in the footage with his face cam from today... just rambling crap that doesn't match his facecam, like a bad ventriloquist - good thing he's rarely talking in his old footage, anyway. Plus that tip goal. as someone in tevins chat said earlier, this time next year Dave will just stream from his bed. He's already in his pajamas. Smh. All of this to avoid minimal editing, and he calls this "evolving."
 
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