[15 Nov 2020] Kat taken to a urgent care clinic - (mod) It was her teeth. They were hurting. - REEmergency part 2 - electric boogaloo

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1328024540950106112?s=20 (Archive)

It's that time again. DSP is this time running for husband of the year, after winning boyfriend of the year with Leanna back in 2017.
This thread is for the discussion of this ongoing event.

 

[Anon Dimwit]

Phil
@TheyCallMeDSP

Folks, I have to cancel today’s first stream. Kat needs to see a doctor ASAP so we have to drive an hour to get to the closest urgent care clinic that will accept our insurance. I will keep you in the loop as to when I’m streaming as it will depend on how this goes. Wish us luck!

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1328024540950106112?s=20

pandaree take 2

I wonder if FlyEaglesFly will donate another $5 during the telling of this Reeeemergency sequel?

 

[FormerPro]

I'm going to take this as confirmation GoutSauce Saturday was cancelled as Kat was probably bedridden and unable to stir the sauce/ make it for him.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

He should have taken her to the emergency room that's 15 minutes away... This is massively dumb if she needs a doctor ASAP.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil
@TheyCallMeDSP

Folks, I have to cancel today’s first stream. Kat needs to see a doctor ASAP so we have to drive an hour to get to the closest urgent care clinic that will accept our insurance. I will keep you in the loop as to when I’m streaming as it will depend on how this goes. Wish us luck!

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1328024540950106112?s=20

pandaree take 2

My money is on it looks like he's making his ketchup kool-aid for pasta today.
The urgent care is just down the street but since he can't drive, it will take an hour. Surely she can't drive because it's so bad she needs a doctor asap.
This is setting up for the huge deductible needs to be paid

 

[tripmix]

"So guys the best way to help me and kat out is by emptying your bank accounts into mine."

 

[wahkando]

Strange to tweet taking your wife to the ER in such an upbeat, paahsitive manner.

He was 100% planning this since yesterday, which is why he refused to set a specific game for stream 1. He's either going to his psychiatrist for a new prescription of happy pills (he is 100% using them, it was obvious last night) or he's just sleeping or something.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Strange to tweet taking your wife to the ER in such an upbeat, paahsitive manner.

He was 100% planning this since yesterday, which is why he refused to set a specific game for stream 1. He's either going to his psychiatrist for a new prescription of happy pills (he is 100% using them, it was obvious last night) or he's just sleeping or something.

Psychiatrist on a Sunday?

 

[Genie The Hedgehog]

Just give her a pill and leave her somewhere.

 

[Anon Dimwit]

Well if the worst does happen, Kat will be useful in the next few bottles of Elmer's Glue at least

 

[Comma]

Odd thing to be this specific about when you've been claiming for the past year and a half that you won't be giving out details about your private life anymore.

Aww, who am I kidding? We all know he's sharing these details so he can have a pity party about lost revenue and medical bills.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Just give her a pill and leave her somewhere.

Damn you, I came here to post that

I can't wait for the "Reemergency 2" rant to follow, in which Phil discovers that "urgent care", much like "emergency room", doesn't mean "instantaneous service".

Also, how bad is Phil's "Obamacare Minus Minus" that nowhere within an hour of a Seattle suburb will take it?

 

[make_it_so]

What kind of shitty insurance does he have that he needs to drive an hour to find someone that will accept it?

 

[wahkando]

Psychiatrist on a Sunday?

You think the crazies show up during normal work hours?

The mentally ill, degenerate and social outcasts prefer showing up last minute, the middle of the night or whenever else they please.

Whatever he's doing, it's not what he's telling us anyway.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Imagine having to sit in a car for a good hour while needing "urgent care" because your hubby rather waste his 100k+ a year salary on jpegs.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

What kind of shitty insurance does he have that he needs to drive an hour to find someone that will accept it?

He probably has no idea how it works anyway. The insurance company never emailed him to tell him where he can go.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Alright, which one of you mentally ill nudniks slipped cyanide into Kat's haybale?

 

[Wurstbrot]

Could be a prelude to the Khet Hospital Story™, with some chance even more. Phil and Khet don't want a baby, and they also can't afford a cat, Phil will also never go back to Twitch.
Sure, not very likely.

Maybe a horrible accident by cutting potatoes. Maybe Covid, as she works next to lots of strangers who probably don't care for masks or hygiene, or just simply nothing happened.

Speaking of Covid, I sure hope Phil won't forget his mask when entering the hospital.
He has a mask, right?
Right?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Google-eyed conspiracy theory: Kat's been gone for months, and this is how he officially writes her out of the story. RIP Kat Burnell. Please cheer, sub, or tip in lieu of flowers.

 

[Eris!]

I hope she's pregnant and we get little DSP babbies