Australatina [16 Dec 18] Autistan's Credit Status downgraded to "Junk" - Government funds all funneled to cheese and ginger roots

[Positron]

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Australatina's Credit Status Downgraded to JUNK

Australatina, has become like Greece

Constant civil unrest. Massive government debt, bad investment risk.

Regina, San Felipe, and Nueva Lisboa - may the molotovs fly if austerity measures happen.
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[Doc Cassidy]

I thought this already happened? Did he somehow forget the economic status of his own country?

 

[Done]

This is one thing I don't get about Phil, how does one's hugbox consist of a FAILING world? Even fucking Chris makes sure that CWCville is a fucking happy place.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Phil can't even keep his own imaginary land from being worthless. Fuckin hell...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

At least Greece exists and has impacted the world forever. Autistan can't even do either of those things.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

But. . . Why ?

 

[Positron]

But. . . Why ?

"may the molotovs fly."

 

[Cubanodun]

Autistan finally managed to be more fucked up that Venezuela, that is a great achievement

 

[Goofy Logic]

But. . . Why ?

Because revolution, that's why. It's a country made for rebels toppling the government. I guess there is some truth that rebels don't know how to run a government after the violence is over.

Autiststan sound more like Somalia at this point. Way to make your imaginary country attractive to tourists, genius.

 

[Old Wizard]

I love the implication that Greece=Junk, because Pretty Much Yeah.

The Ancient Greeks gave us arts, sports, medicine, law, language, science, mathematics, and philosophy that are still immensely valuable today. He's comparing Autistan to a garbage country, and yet it's still too high of praise.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I thought this already happened? Did he somehow forget the economic status of his own country?

He probably did. Phil does have the memory of a brick wall. Also, I guess something else is stressing him out again because he's financially damaging autismland and inciting the imaginary citizens to riot for no reason.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

But. . . Why ?

Phil is such a loser that even his happy place is a failure.

He probably did. Phil does have the memory of a brick wall. Also, I guess something else is stressing him out again because he's financially damaging autismland and inciting the imaginary citizens to riot for no reason.

Probably to do with the fact that Izzy Hell is so scared of his neighbour that he wears riot gear to pick up the mail now. I’m sure it’s not a coincidence that he’s also trying to make out like he’s a big wheel in Antifa who everyone’s scared of.

 

[BScCollateral]

Autistan finally managed to be more fucked up that Venezuela, that is a great achievement

Well... Less fucked up as Venezuela. S&P puts Venezuela in sovereign default, and anything below BBB is junk.

Other credit agencies may disagree.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It’s interesting that Phil creates a nation with a Latin majority, and the situation there keeps getting worse and worse. I guess this proves he’s a white supremacist.

 

[Cubanodun]

Well... Less fucked up as Venezuela. S&P puts Venezuela in sovereign default, and anything below BBB is junk.

Other credit agencies may disagree.

Of course they will say that, they are Americans, they hate our glorious nation because we have oil...and....errr..... oil and oil i think? (jokes apart this was actually a official declaration of our government)

 

[Adamska]

No Phil, I will not make another thread on your shitty country until at least next year you desperate for attention and completely monstrous tard.

Either way, the Austrolatine economy is actually starting to improve as of late given the decmaoization of the economy and the influx of American businesses taking advantage of the cheap as shit resource pricing (among the cheapest in the Americas), especially made easier when the very untrusted Pantera (the original currency named after Dear Leader) was replaced with the traditional Peso (though Aguila was suggested as a name) last year. It literally went from B- to B+ on the S&P with a positive trend over the last couple of years. Heck, in a couple more years it might actually make it into the BB- to BB+ tier credit ratings.

Don't like that lore, then tough shit. Just go tantrum onto any of these threads yourself and try to claim what we wrote isn't canon using your actual farms account. You know, @Hispanic_Hitlermobile ?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It’s funny, because Phil had his actual junk cut off.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Anyone else feel that this is him just projecting over trying to get a credit card and being declined due to a piss poor credit score?

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Of course his country failed. They spend all that money putting up all those street signs, their leaders spend a fortune on cheese and bondage gear, nobody does any actual work and they keep pissing away money, equipping their military with cheap but flashy looking equipment that falls apart at the drop of a hat. That’s such a recipe for failure that even Phil’s rotten, autistic brain can’t think of any way for it to actually work.

 

[Ray Streip]

The older he gets, the sadder it gets that he's still doing this shit.