[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[TheGoutburglar]

Hmm... This all sounds interesting. I'm intrigued by the possibility of Phil's pigroach luck having to go up against his own inability to do even the simplest, easiest thing correctly here. Real "Unstoppable force meets immovable object" type of shit.

 

[AnOminous]

What Phil did by trying to pay taxes at the last minute is one of the worst financial mistakes a person can make.

It worked for him and they got discharged. Phil did everything how you're not supposed to and because shit is broken, he completely got away with it. He should be in jail.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He should be in jail.

Only if we can send him to women's prison. I don't want him having sex on the taxpayer's dime.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Only if we can send him to women's prison. I don't want him having sex on the taxpayer's dime.

Why do you guys keep thinking that these weak, sissy male lolcows (e.g. Yaniv) going to women's prisons means that they'll have an army of weak, vulnerable women to prey on?? The average female inmate has to have more testosterone in one pinky than Phil. Women's prisons are brutal. Society has more or less concluded that women are worse bullies than men across most age groups.

If Phil (or any male lolcow) ever goes to a women's prison they'd go bowling with his Polish pinball head lookin' ass.

Edit: just being informative!

 

[Gramh]

Why do you guys keep thinking that these weak, sissy male lolcows (e.g. Yaniv) going to women's prisons means that they'll have an army of weak, vulnerable women to prey on?? The average female inmate has to have more testosterone in one pinky than Phil. Women's prisons are brutal. Society has more or less concluded that women are worse bullies than men across most age groups.

If Phil (or any male lolcow) ever goes to a women's prison they'd go bowling with his Polish pinball head lookin' ass.

You might want to reread the joke that you missed.

 

[Tumbo]

Been awhile since I've been in this thread but have we got any sort of confirmation that DSP has paid or at least is starting to pay is back/current taxes?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Been awhile since I've been in this thread but have we got any sort of confirmation that DSP has paid or at least is starting to pay is back/current taxes?

He's almost certainly continuing to pay them on a payment plan with the IRS, just like he was pre-bankruptcy. Which is to say, he makes payments just often enough not to call down the wrath of Johnny Fed.

 

[Tumbo]

He's almost certainly continuing to pay them on a payment plan with the IRS, just like he was pre-bankruptcy. Which is to say, he makes payments just often enough not to call down the wrath of Johnny Fed.

In other words it's going to be a long slow process

 

[actually]

In other words it's going to be a long slow process

More specifically, in his bankruptcy filing he listed a payment plan of $500 / month, which is reasonable, I guess. The big question comes from him saying the payment plan was "cancelled" because of the bankruptcy. Normally, when a payment plan is cancelled, it's because you fucked up, and there's a better chance the IRS is coming for you to get their pound of flesh.

But more likely is he'll just have a new payment plan with a larger monthly payment and some added interest and small fines. Worst case scenario is they put a lien on the WAkondo or something like that.

 

[Gramh]

In DSP's world he hopes it's just a lien on the WAkhando because he plans on dying in that shit shack. His credit can't possibly get any worse and he's never going to do anything to elevate it from rock bottom because he's as fiscally irresponsible as a highschool kid with an NBA contract.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

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Court approved Nancy's report of no distribution.

Case closed.

 

[Freshtodeath]

fucking incredible. So in end how much debt did he wipe?

 

[SojiroSakura]

Iirs it was around 100k. Probably more. That just leaves phil with another 400k still in debt. Step up, paypigs!

 

[actually]

fucking incredible. So in end how much debt did he wipe?

Approximately $140k in credit card debt.

 

[Iron Hamster]

In DSP's world he hopes it's just a lien on the WAkhando because he plans on dying in that shit shack. His credit can't possibly get any worse and he's never going to do anything to elevate it from rock bottom because he's as fiscally irresponsible as a highschool kid with an NBA contract.

A lien does not mean he stops paying.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

Congrats Phil.

So does this mean he will still have great difficulty trying to get a loan or a new credit card for the near future?

 

[DukeMorty]

So he got $140k of debt removed, but still has $360k still dangling over his head, a lawsuit from Midfirst for his Connecticut Condo, ruined his credit for at least the next 7 years, has to pay thousands in backed taxes, and you still suck at games. Yeah, that is a fuckin win Phil, you stupid idiot all you did was put a small speed bump for the Semi truck going 100mph towards you.

 

[gaarashatan]

oof, only 140k removed...plus bankruptcy on oyur name for the next 7 yrs.

hes still very much fucked cause we all know he isnt going to pay back his debt. probably spending more for muscle men as we speak.

imagine being taken out by oiled up gay men

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This is all part of the 10 year plan.

2019 - Stop paying the mortgage on the Connecticut condo. File for bankruptcy.
2020-2028 - Continue to beg for money from children and autists on the internet.
2029 - Get a high paying managerial position at Microsoft or Boeing.

Everything is going according to plan so far.

 

[the khat quaffer]

So he got $140k of debt removed, but still has $360k still dangling over his head, a lawsuit from Midfirst for his Connecticut Condo, ruined his credit for at least the next 7 years, has to pay thousands in backed taxes, and you still suck at games. Yeah, that is a fuckin win Phil, you stupid idiot all you did was put a small speed bump for the Semi truck going 100mph towards you.

The pig squeals and gets $140k of debt wiped away while the rest of us crunch and cut back to get our own credit card debt* paid off. Try as I might to not get unironically upset at people I've never met, it still miffs me. But then I realize he has another $360k of debt remaining. I should be numb to it by this point, but it never ceases to amaze me how titanically stupid this ｒｅｔａｒｄｅｄ　polish ｎｉｇｇｅｒ is with money.

He's like a procedurally-learning AI thrown out into the world, given a conndough and like 1 credit card at the start. You check in on the AI ~10 years later and the stupid thing has like 14 credit cards, 2 hideous but expensive condos, $ 500k of debt, the stupidest possible choice of city to live in given his situation, the stupidest possible choice of car given his situation (twice), and an endless supplies of children's toys and trinkets. And the most expensive possible addiction (gambling) to the stupidest possible vice (sweaty wrestling gacha). About the only smart thing the AI did was get an aspie wife that can keep her mouth shut when told.

Oh yeah, it's stuff like this, that puts Pig into perspective. He'll dancing in that autism vest for a long, long time.

Spoiler: *

just got my own cc debt paid off, the right way, last week!